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an_innocent_raj

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Posted: 17 March 2007 at 8:13pm | IP Logged

Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
When you pray, you will get this response:

 "Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.

If you want to speak to

Lord Ganesha - Press 1

Lord Shiva - Press 2

Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a

Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance

from

Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to

Ganeshji and hear the Following message :

If you want to make a request - Press 5

For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)

For thanks giving - Press 7

For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the

Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear

Naradji

(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message :

"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try

again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,

please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your

nearest temple.

Thank you for calling Heaven

 

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Tearšrops

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Posted: 18 March 2007 at 8:02am | IP Logged
LOL LOL
Hahaha. Nice one!

Me: Decides to press * [waits]
[my own mobile phone starts to ring]
Me: Hello
Me: Hello am i speaking to an angel
Wink Tongue LOL

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Naughty_n_nice

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Posted: 18 March 2007 at 1:55pm | IP Logged
LOL Azzy!!! ROFL Nice one Raj....

Azzy ROFL omg ROFL Angel??? ROFL

Tearšrops

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Posted: 18 March 2007 at 2:11pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Naughty_n_nice

LOL Azzy!!! ROFL Nice one Raj....

Azzy ROFL omg ROFL Angel??? ROFL


Hehe why not??
I can be an Angel LOL
[Smiles sweetly]

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Posted: 18 March 2007 at 2:51pm | IP Logged
ROFL

That was hilarious, Raj! LOL

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Posted: 19 March 2007 at 2:35am | IP Logged
funny LOL

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