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anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 04 August 2004 at 8:16am | IP Logged
General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking:

"These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Aishwarya is thinking:

"Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Vajpayee is thinking:

"Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have
thought it was me and slapped my face. "

Musharraf is thinking:

"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again."

heyher87 Senior Member
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Posted: 05 August 2004 at 9:38pm | IP Logged
yea....musharaf is a great man!
heyher87 Senior Member
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Posted: 05 August 2004 at 9:41pm | IP Logged
i love him------though the frontal lobe of my brain is still not accepting a man that age and in a military is suitable for me---i love him when he is addressing to the nation
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Posted: 05 August 2004 at 10:38pm | IP Logged

Well guys... I think it was the other way round.

As our former prime minister was smart enough and remained a bachelor and nobody would have doubt his integrity on this LOL.

anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 06 August 2004 at 6:33am | IP Logged
very well said vj
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