New element found!

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element: WOMEN

Symbol: WO+

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
 
 
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.


3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.


COMMON USES


1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.

2. Can be great aid to administration.


TESTS


1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD


Illegal to possess more than one

nice post...do u have anything like this for men?

ROFL!!!

GREAT POST!!!

LoL and Sapna...for men, it'll be element "blob" and properties...um....sits on a couch and watches tv....common uses...none so far....tests...red if you dont feed it?

Lols, although some things aren't that true and bit of overexaggerated generalizations, it's still funny!

ha ha v funny,

got one for us males just wanna see what we are in the chemical table although if you do ask some they say we are poison

so true....lol...u forgot to add that is also very lazy...doesn't know to do a lot of things...but still is very proud...lol