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Posted: 06 March 2007 at 2:36pm | IP Logged

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed."

He said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

" I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the super market and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.! He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email".

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

Moral 1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard,
you can be a millionaire.
 

Moral 3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire..........

I got it by e-mailOuchLOL

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Posted: 08 March 2007 at 1:57pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by del_geo


I got it by e-mailOuchLOL

yay...I didn't get it in email...I read it on IFLOL

othniel

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Posted: 14 March 2007 at 11:12pm | IP Logged
me too in IF,

that was nice

amar1089

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Posted: 18 March 2007 at 4:20pm | IP Logged
yup thanks god IF

dannyk

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Posted: 28 March 2007 at 11:30am | IP Logged
read the same long time back .. but nice one ..

albusdumbledore

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Posted: 06 April 2007 at 10:40pm | IP Logged
nice one....

luved it a lot thanx a ton.

tejas

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