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Star_on_earth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 18 February 2007 at 3:32am | IP Logged

Women--- what they actually mean.Wink

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need = I want

It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!

We need to talk. = I need to complain.

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.

I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

Men --what they actually meanWink

I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired. = I'm tired.

What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person

 (while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home



Edited by Star_on_earth - 18 February 2007 at 3:34am

bewafa IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 18 February 2007 at 5:38am | IP Logged
ROFL!!!!

this post is a classic!! LOL
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Posted: 18 February 2007 at 6:56am | IP Logged
heyy i guess i hve read it b4 !! Confused
but it was kool !!!!!!! Tongue
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Posted: 18 February 2007 at 1:38pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL Nice post
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Posted: 18 February 2007 at 1:46pm | IP Logged
LMAO... LOL LOL
Naina_Manam IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 18 February 2007 at 3:37pm | IP Logged
Lols!! Love your posts. they are funny!!!

Thanks for posting, Guess, I am different one, I say what I mean! EmbarrassedTongue
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Posted: 18 February 2007 at 3:57pm | IP Logged
LOL nice post Star Clap
Star_on_earth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 19 February 2007 at 12:49am | IP Logged

Originally posted by naina_manam

Lols!! Love your posts. they are funny!!!

Thanks for posting, Guess, I am different one, I say what I mean! EmbarrassedTongue

 

dats nice...but its not the same case for me..Wink

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

these r some of things dat could be true for meWinkLOL

btw..i m really glad u all liked my posts so muchLOL

keep it upWink

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