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Posted: 01 December 2004 at 7:50pm | IP Logged

After the end of KARGIL war, our INDIAN troups where feeling bored. There were no PAKISTANIS to shoot for.

So our Major Kuldeep Singh suggested one brilliant idea to

his army men. He asked them to keep few hens.

His men liked his suggestion. Now our troops were having a nice time at the Border. There time passed in feeding the hens,playing with them and making various food items from the eggs.


But the PAKISTANIS were watching them and were feeling jealous.

One day one of the Hen crossed the LOC and entered in to the enemy territory.


This was reported to Major Kuldeep Singh.

He went to the LOC and asked the PAKISTANI troops to return them their Hen.

But the PAKISTANI Major Lallu Khan denied.

Major Kuldeep Singh then said Lallu Khan 'Lets have a muqabala'

Lallu Khan ' What Mukabal ..?'

Major Kuldeep Singh ' We will hit each other and who ever will be back on his feet will take the hen.'

Lallu Khan thought that this is the only chance to hit Kuldeep Singh, so he agreed.

Lallu Kahan 'Ok..you hit me first and then I'll hit you'


Major Kuldeep Singh agreed.He used his 'Dhai Kilo Ka Haath' and hit one powerful punch on Lallu Khan's belly.

The hit was so powerful that it took one hour for Lallu Khan to get on his feet.

Lallu Khan ' Now its my turn to hit you '


Mj. Kuldeep Singh 'No thanks .. now you can take the hen, we have many

LOL

smart dude

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Posted: 02 December 2004 at 5:36pm | IP Logged
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