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Mixed Jkes (Part 1)(LOL!)

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Posted: 01 February 2007 at 9:58am | IP Logged
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!


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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"


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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.


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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.


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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.


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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.


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Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll


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Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!


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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.


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Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick.


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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!


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Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.


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Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!


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Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!


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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!


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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!


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Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odor in the court.


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Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.


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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!


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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A. They don't have the guts.

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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 1:02pm | IP Logged
ROFL
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 11:26pm | IP Logged
LOL thanx for sharing
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Posted: 12 June 2007 at 7:30am | IP Logged
minali thy r so funny....ROFL
w8in for other parts..

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Posted: 12 June 2007 at 8:58pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL thanks
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LOL LOL thanx.
Spoiled milk one is good one. LOL LOL
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Posted: 13 June 2007 at 10:34am | IP Logged
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!


aaaww. that's so cute. I should try that. LOL

good ones. LOL
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nice.. LOL

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