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datspreets

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Posted: 27 January 2007 at 9:42pm | IP Logged
Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(Man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(Sure...thanks for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teachers needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(In months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why goes elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(Check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(Howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(Wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(Uh...huh!)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(Hey.... who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(Nice work!)

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Posted: 28 January 2007 at 9:56am | IP Logged
LOL nice ones...thanks for sharing Preeti... Clap

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Posted: 29 January 2007 at 12:12pm | IP Logged
Good one Preets...Thanks for sharing...Nice to c u all here... Tongue

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LOL thnx for sharing.... hehehe.. LOL

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Posted: 13 February 2007 at 10:02pm | IP Logged
omg lolll good ones LOL LOL

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Posted: 17 February 2007 at 12:41pm | IP Logged
HAHA.. this one is the best

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

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lolzzzzzzzzzz

good one dear

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