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Posted: 27 January 2007 at 5:25pm | IP Logged
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:


Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.



Here is a guide to the point system:



SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return
with

Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)



SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
buddy

(-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)



HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the

colours of your favourite team (-10)



A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)



ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)



COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what
looks

like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

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Posted: 27 January 2007 at 7:35pm | IP Logged
LOL niccceee LOL

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Posted: 27 January 2007 at 11:56pm | IP Logged
lolzzz...nice one !!thanks for sharing

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Posted: 28 January 2007 at 5:44am | IP Logged
nice LOL

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Posted: 28 January 2007 at 9:28am | IP Logged
LOL really nice...boys keep these things in mind...it will help u a lot LOL

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Posted: 29 January 2007 at 4:57am | IP Logged
LOL LOL

thts not true

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Posted: 29 January 2007 at 6:32am | IP Logged
LOL LOLI will save this for my hone wala hubby. Wink
Thanks for sharing.

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Posted: 29 January 2007 at 5:27pm | IP Logged
haha thats hilarious LOL Tongue
thx for sharing LOL

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