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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 10:36am | IP Logged
Indian Veggie Answers
Q. What did the lonely banana say?
A. I'm a"kela".

Q. What did the green peas say?
A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

Q.What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A. "Aaloo?"

Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.

Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
A. B(h)ooths

Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
A. Angoora

HUMM IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 12:21pm | IP Logged
hey that's funny!! hehe LOL
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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 9:32pm | IP Logged
LOL hehehe... nice kanchi
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Posted: 01 December 2004 at 4:11am | IP Logged
hehehe.... aaloo kanchiLOLLOLLOL
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 01 December 2004 at 5:32pm | IP Logged
LOL
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