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Rifhat Goldie
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 12:05pm | IP Logged

Don't know if you have heard this one but it is so funny.Wink


THE HOTEL BILL 

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high...you might want to use this logic! 


 A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After  almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,  and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel  and take a  room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on  the road. 
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill  for $350. 
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. 

He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the  rooms certainly  aren't worth $350.    When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on   speaking to the Manager. 
 
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the  hotel has an Olympic-size pool and a huge conference centre that were  available for the husband and wife to use.  "But we didn't use them," the man complains.  "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.   He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.  "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.   
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. 
 
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we  didn't use it!"    The Manager is not moved, and eventually the man  gives up and agrees   to pay. 
 
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.  The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. 
 
But sir," he says, "This check is only made out for $100." 
 
"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my  wife."  "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. 
 
"Well," the man replies, "She was here, and you could have. 


sangeeta Goldie
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 12:30pm | IP Logged

Good one.......

anitha.b IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 1:10pm | IP Logged
omg!!!
LOL
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 5:29pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 9:34pm | IP Logged
HAHAHAH!!... smart guy! LOL
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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 1:00am | IP Logged
LOLLOL
HUMM IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 1:15am | IP Logged

HAHAHA Good one!!

LOL

Minnie IF-Rockerz
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LOL smart guy!!!!!!

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