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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 10:11am | IP Logged
(1) Santa had been out for a few days due to ill health. At work Banta asked him how he was feeling?
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.

"Wonderful? How can the cold and fever be wonderful?" Banta asked Santa in stunned disbelief.
"Well, I learned that my wife, Jeeto, really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, she ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"LOLLOLLOL

(2)
A sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?'

The clerk replies, 'That is a thermos flask.' The sardar then asks, 'What does it do?'

The clerk responds, 'It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.'

The sardar says, 'I'll take it!'

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, 'What is that shiny object with you?'

He said, 'It's a thermos flask.'

The boss then says, 'What does it do?'

He replies, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'

The boss said, 'Wow, what do you have in it?'

The sardar replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a coke.'LOL

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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 5:31pm | IP Logged
LOLOMG i love them! i like the 1st one, it is the best!
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 9:30pm | IP Logged
hahaha!! very funny humm LOL
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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 4:25pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
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