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mehak_kapoor IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 7:29am | IP Logged
Have a good day.


ly read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The reat question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Harum Goldie

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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 8:34am | IP Logged
heheheh tfs!
sujal_kashish IF-Rockerz

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pure_choclate Goldie

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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 10:33am | IP Logged
LOL Thnks for sharing LOL its so funny
savie Goldie

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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 10:43am | IP Logged
well i have another one to add but don't know who said it :
A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend.
And a successful woman is one who finds this man.

Edited by savie - 05 January 2007 at 10:44am
mehak_kapoor IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 7:31pm | IP Logged
gud one savz LOL
mehak_kapoor IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 7:31pm | IP Logged
u all r welcome alwys
zakir900 Senior Member

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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 10:58pm | IP Logged
LOL cool

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