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Posted: 28 July 2004 at 6:33am | IP Logged

Divorcing after 45 years an elderly Indian man in Leicester calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell  you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough!"

"Pop, what are you talking about?" The son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any  longer," the old man  says."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."  She calls Leicester immediately, and screams at the old man, "You  are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm  calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until  then,don't do a thing,DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says,"They're coming for Diwali and paying their own  travel fare."

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Posted: 29 July 2004 at 11:59am | IP Logged
what in the world is the older generation coming to!

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Posted: 29 July 2004 at 12:02pm | IP Logged
Oh my god; that's so brilliant.
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Posted: 29 July 2004 at 12:22pm | IP Logged
NOW NOW DON'T BE GETTING ANY IDEAS
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Posted: 29 July 2004 at 1:25pm | IP Logged
Actually its a very good ideaEvil Smile

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Posted: 03 August 2004 at 1:28pm | IP Logged
tight LOL i will try this some time

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Posted: 04 August 2004 at 6:13am | IP Logged
for ur sake, i hope it works
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