hey B&B
this is excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and hillarious!!!😆!!!!!!😆!!lol!!!😆!!!!!!!!!!!!1😆
love this-->
Rano – Bhosale khandaan main saare ke saare bewakoof aur darmmook...hain. Sirf ek Disha himmatwali thi jisne Inder ko maar dala. Kuch aur sochti hoon
heheheheheehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!
love KP
Today we have crossed all the limits & arranged for a conversation among the characters who were bumped off by the Guhas
Vijendra, Deva & Sumitra Maa in Swarg Lok wearing clean white dress with a halo
Inder our local chimp in Narg Lok wearing black dress & having 2 red horns of devil.
Today Inder has got a free pass to visit Swarg Lok. This free pass is issued to him on account of his one & only one good deed. Now his good deed was that before dying he confessed all his crime to Disha.
Inder enters Swarg Lok & he first meets Vijendra.
Inder – "Oye daddy ji....kya baat hain...appka to yaha bhi jawab nahi..abhi tak lambo ke lambo hi rahe....such...aap to amitab ko peeche chod te..such aaj bhi kya personality hai aapki.....yaha ki kudiya zaroor aappe line maarti hogi😉.....to Aap hain...kasie hain. Aur kya haal chaal.hain ?"
Vij –"Namaakul
..saala khusat..meri beti ki zindagi barbaad karti ..aur mujhse puch
raha hain ke mein kaisa hoo...tujhe to chulu bhar paani mein doob mar
na chahiyeh! Aur khabardaar jo apni gandi zumaan se mujhe Daddyji
bulayo to....agar phirse bola to mein...to mein...to mein bhaangi
nakkhu ..todi nakkhu..bhukku kari nakhu😡!Ab
tab to mein bilkul theek hain..lekin jab se teri manhoos shakal dekhi
hain....mera to man ho ta ke mein tumhe ulta jhaad se ladka kar..padak
padak padak ke dhou."😆
Indy: Arre paap re..yeh bhuddha to violent ho raha hain..isse pehle yeh
mujhe bhangi nakhu todi nakhu bhukko kari nakhu..mujhe patli gali se
bhaag jaana chahiyeh!
Inder – "Uncleji Aap aisa kyun keh rahe hain.
Vij – "Oye chup! Saala! Tu jab dharti par tha to meri dono beti tumhare karun pareshaan thi. Ab jab tu narg lok ka wasi hain to ek ka ro ro kar bura haal hain aur doosri jail main hain. Tujhe lagta mujhe tumse milkar khushi hui. Kaash mujhe pataa hota ki Budhuu ko budhwaar ka free pass milta hain to main chaand ke safar par nikalta. Bewakoof. Isse narg lok se hatakar Mars par bhejna chahiye.😡
Inder feels depressed but still moves on to see the magnificent swarg lok & meets Deva
Deva – (looks at him angrily) kiss bewakoof ne tujhe swarg lok ka free pass diya hain. Maalik
(he refers Vijendra) ne theek kaha tujhe Mars main re-export karne ka
application dena padenga. Aaj teri karun Disha jail main hain. Kaash tu
zinda rehta to aaj to yaha ask karne ke badle waha jail mein chakki peasing and peasing kar raha hota!
Inder – "Yaar inder..tu bhi kaha fas gaya...kabsekan dharti mein woh moti tujhse pyaar to karti thi...yaha pe to saale ..ke se ke sir chide...aur mu phire hain!😡 ...yaha se return ticket bhi to nahi milti.....ab to tu fas hi gaya!.
Inder finally meets Sumitra maa
Sumitraa – (padaash one tight slap to inder) Badmaash, Besharam, Jungli, Kutta, Kamina, Haram zadda ess...namakool..namak haram...jis thali mein khana khaya..ussi thali mein ched kiya...main marr rahi thi aur tu waha khade ho kar tamaasha dekhta tha.....Saale, teri waji se meri anthim iccha bhi pori na ho saki...mein to taras rahi thi appni ka bahu ka chehra dekhnake liye... Meri bahu ko kidnap karne ki teri jurrat kaise hui????.Doob mar saale...dooba mar!😆 Jhotaa kahin kaa. Aaj hum teeno(Deva, Vijendra & herself) tujhe football banakar khelenge. Aur tab tak khelenge jab mere bahu aur beta mill nahin jaate.
Inder – "free pass ke lalach main muft main dhulai hori hain. Beta indet to waapsi ki tayyari karle...tu to narg mein hi theek hain!
Cheers,
B n B😃
Well you two really come up with good ones. Makes for enjoyable reading. Thanx a ton.
But what does "bhaangi nakkhu ..todi nakkhu..bhukku kari nakhu" mean?
