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~Unforgettable~ IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 09 December 2006 at 10:33pm | IP Logged
Here are some islamic pickup lines (not intended to be used) lol
1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
2. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
3. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
4."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
5."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
6."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
7."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"
8. So, read any good Surahs lately?
9. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
10. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?
11. Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room
12. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
13. Do you work for the FBI ? Because you've just abducted my heart.
14. Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB!
15. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
16. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
17.. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
18. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
19. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
20. That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?
21. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
22. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
23. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'
24. You remind me of the Ka'aba..I could walk around you all day long.
25. Wanna pray in jamaat, shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
26.You must be the Buraaq, because I wanna ride you all the way to heaven.( Thinking of taking this one out..)
27. "*guy looks under girls hijab* "sorry, i was looking for the made in jannah tag"
28. "After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"

~~RaZ~~ IF-Dazzler

Joined: 23 September 2006
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Posted: 09 December 2006 at 10:38pm | IP Logged
lmaooo LOL LOL

nice nice
sobia.k Goldie

Joined: 02 August 2006
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Posted: 09 December 2006 at 10:48pm | IP Logged
lol there funni

putturani IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 09 December 2006 at 11:00pm | IP Logged
funny but I hope it won't hurt any religious sentiments.
Harum Goldie

Joined: 08 November 2005
Posts: 2213

Posted: 10 December 2006 at 12:25am | IP Logged
uumm...i guess religion shud be kept out of it it has and it may hurt many muslim fellows here on dis forum!making fun of ones religion is not acceptable so plz be careful next time! Smile
Uk_Princez IF-Dazzler

Joined: 04 February 2006
Posts: 4209

Posted: 10 December 2006 at 5:09am | IP Logged
hehehe...lolz.. LOL LOL
i mite use one of dem..JKE Embarrassed LOL LOL
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Posted: 10 December 2006 at 7:21am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Harum

uumm...i guess religion shud be kept out of it it has and it may hurt many muslim fellows here on dis forum!making fun of ones religion is not acceptable so plz be careful next time! Smile

I completley agree with you
ellemenopee IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 10 December 2006 at 8:36am | IP Logged

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