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Lie detecting machine.

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Posted: 25 November 2004 at 7:48am | IP Logged

once a man bought a machine which was named as lie detecting machine. it would slap people who speaks lie.

one day his son comes home late. man asks him that where he had been.son replies that he went to his friends house to study. the machine slaps him.he asks him to tell truth. he says that he had went to watch movie.

father: which movie?

son: krantiveer

machine slaps him again.his father asks him again.

son says Julie film

listening to this father starts shouting and calls his wife.he says to his wife " see your son.he is being spoilt".

on this she says that "why you only say my son, he is your son also"

when she tells this the machine slaps her.

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Posted: 25 November 2004 at 8:14am | IP Logged
lol cute.. , LOL
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Posted: 25 November 2004 at 8:55pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLcutereems! very very funny!LOLLOL
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Posted: 27 November 2004 at 7:22am | IP Logged
LOL LOLvery funny reems
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 9:07pm | IP Logged
interesting
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Posted: 29 November 2004 at 9:27pm | IP Logged
hahaha very funny cute!
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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 12:57am | IP Logged
hehe ......cute it was funny LOL
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Posted: 30 November 2004 at 1:18am | IP Logged

oh that was funny!!..good one!!!LOL

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