** Home ff thread 2** (part 35 (b)(last part) updated on pg.64) - Page 48

res

I ll read after exams 😃

no problem

Part 35-b

Shishir shows video of bhairavi  arguing with agents..

Vasant- best hai.. yeh... bhairavi ki wajah se Woh agents irritate hojaayenge bas hame waha se Woh agents ko yaha tak laana hai ..

Vasant - Woh ...aap hum sab hum par chod dijiye ohja uncle ..Woh hum sambhal lenge aap sab Woh  guards ko leke  aap sab waha pichle ke darwaaze pe aajana jab mein signal..doon..

Mean while on the other side...

Agent z and agent X are irritated with  bhairavi...

Bhairavi- boliye boliye ab aap kyu kuch Nahi bol rahe hai ...
Ronnie- Haan agent z ab tum kaiko Nahi beta bolo..bolo..tumhara Woh back...Woh..ba..

All-tch tch tch..

Ronnie- areee ek min..man.liza...woh zaraa sa..

Liza-  nai man..mein help Nahi karega...tum aajke din mein yeh 78th time atka hai..bas na mein help nahi karega ab...

Ronnie - please Liza..thoda SA help kardo I swear mein uske baad Nahi Nahi atkega mein..

Liza - no bilkul bhi nahi mein Tumhe help Nahi karega..

Ronnie-(towards agents) tum dono meri help akrega Dekho sirf  thoda clue dena hai please thoda help kardo.. please waise bhi Dekho Woh aliens as Raha hai yaha apne aapko surrender karne tab tak tum log ka timepass bhi hojaayenga..

Agent x and agent z looks at each other...
Agent z- thik hai lekin Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo

Ronnie- thank you man...thank you man  Jesus tum ko bahut saraa blessing rahega...okay to mein yeh keh raha tha ki...Woh kya hai ..Jo Kabhi Kabhi  ..aata hai...Kabhi Kabhi Nahi aata hai

Agent x- mehmaan?

Ronnie- nai ..Woh toh hamesha aajata hai ..

Bhairavi- murli Kaka??

Agent z- yeh murli kon hai?

Bhairavi- tch tch aapko Kaka murli Nahi patah..

Ronnie - kya baat karta hai man tum hamesha colony aata hai aur Kaka murli konnahi jaante..

Agent x- dekhiye hamare paas  itna faaltu waqt Nahi hai ki hum sabko Yaad rakhe.. .

Bhairavi- mein batati hoon..aapko Yaad aajeyga...agent X behen..dekhiye aap jab aate  jai colony toh Jo hi ..hi hi.. karte hai aur phir kehte ki mein Rajasthani  marwaadi shurveer...prathibhashaali  ..mahan pratapi sadpurush ...Yaad aaya ?

Agent x- Haan Yaad aaya wohi na Jo  dusro ke mobile se phone karte hai..

Ronnie - correct man Sahi pehchana

Agent x- Haan lekin isse Mr..ohja ka connection hai...?

Bhairavi - hai na kyuki woh toh Kabhi hamare Ghar aate hai Kabhi Nahi aate..toh hua na Jo Kabhi aate hai Kabhi Nahi aate...

Ronnie - nai bhairavi uncle ohja Nahi..areee..Woh Jo Kabhi aata hai aur Jo Kabhi Nahi bhi aata hai...

Agent z- Chuha?

Ronnie - nai..man agent z..areee Yaar tumse mein better options expect karta tha tum toh agent ho.aur option bolo man

Agent x- bijli?

Ronnie - Haan very good ab yeh bijli ka kya  aata hai ?

Agent z- bill?

Ronnie- Haan very good..Haan toh mein yeh keh raha ki tum dono ab bolo kya ab tum dono ka.  'bille' zubaan legaya kya?

Agent z and x- kya???

Liza - seriously Ronnie ??tum Ghar chalo tumhara Aaj  tumhara Khair Nahi. Ek toh tumhara option ke chakkar mein dimaag kharab kar diya aur ab kya bol rahe ho kuch Nahi samjh aaya..

Ronnie - Liza sorry man..lekin tum bhi Mera help Nahi kiya toh phir  kya karta ..

Liza - Haan toh sidha sidha Nahi keh sakta tha ki  cat ka bille kiya sidha sidha Nahi bol sakta tha ki cat ka Hindi  kya hai Nahi puch sakta tha..

Ronnie -liza dear shaant raho  warna  tumhara blood pressure high hojaayega...

Liza- Haan toh hojaane do koi  problem Nahi hai..

Liza and Ronnie starts to fight.

Agent z gets irritated and shouts at them ..

Agent z - chup hojaao tum dono  kabse jhagda kar rahe ho dimaag kharab hogaya hai Mera...tum dono ki wajah se

Bhairavi- Haan toh agent z bhaisahab jaaye na apne dimaag  ka check up karvaaye na iss mein  Ronnie bhaiya aur Liza Bhabhi ko daantne ki kya jaroorat hai...sabko baa ki bimaar lag gayi hai

Agent x- dimaag sir ka Nahi tum Sabka kharab hogaya hai ek toh pehle deahdroh karte ho..aur phir Yaha dimaag kharab karte hai ho...

Ronnie-(louder tone) kya bola tum deahdroh kiya mein ne? Deahdroh ?

Liza-  Ronnie control

Ronnie-(in soft tone)kya bola tum deshdroh kiya mein ne? Deshdroh ?

Agent z is about to speak  when  ghotala's arrive ..

Agent z- (showing gun) good aao aao tum Sabka  hi intezaar tha.

Vasant comes forward..

Agent z- (showing gun) koi chalaki Nahi chahiye  aur power ka use Nahi chahiye

Hemant- hawww agent z uncle papa kaha chalaki kar rahe hai..

Vasant- Haan sahi kaha mere bete ne mein koi chalaki Nahi kar raha hoon..

Hemant-aur Nahi toh papa kaha se chalaki kar sakte hai kyuki papa toh bakri  hai na..

Other ghotala's and Ronnie and Liza laugh..

Vasant- kya??? Mein bakri hemant kya bol raha hai mein bakri hoon bakri??

Hemant- Haan papa   aunty bhavna aur ohja uncle Nahi bolte hame ki Dekho ghum ghum chakri baaghi tino bakri ..toh hue na aap bakri...toh phir aap chalak kaha se hue..

Bhairavi- waah waah mere Bhai kya logic lagaya hai tune

Vasant -aree kya waah waah bhairavi mein bakri Nahi mein vasant aur hoon samjhdaar, alien hoon

Agent z- shut up all!!! Dekho auur zyada dimaag kharab mat karo chup chaap haath upar karo aur surrender karo tabhi hum innhe chod denge..

Vasant - Haan Haan aap jaisa bologe hum waisa karenge par pehle aap inhe chod do.. please. Please..

Agent z and X release Ronnie Liza and bhairavi..

Agent x- chalo surrender karo aur koi chalaki Nahi chahiye ..

Ghotala's  look at each other and nods..

Liza- nai man tum yeh kya karta hai tum hamare waaste  surrender mat karo..

Karthik - Nahi Liza aunty ab humate paas air koi raasta Nahi hai...

Vava and Sharad are standing near agents..

Vasant- bas ek hi last request aap sab se..agar   agent z permission De toh mein  kahu..

All looks towards agent z

Agent z - okay Jo bhi request hai jaldi bolo..

Varsha- bol dijiye  vasant...bahut samay Nahi bacha.hai

Sharad- Haan bhaiya jaldi jaldi bol dijiye logically ab humare paas waqt Nahi bacha hai...

Vasant - Haan Haan bolta hoon.. Yaad karne do kya bol.raha tha mein..

Vasant acts like he is thinking..

Vasant- Haan ..Haan Yaad Aya .mein yeh bol Raha tha ki ..yeh boo Raha tha ki...

Agent x- jaldi boliye kya bol rahe hai...

Vasant - Haan mein bol raha tha ki..raha tha ki..ki...

Agents are looking towards vasant and they are not distracted..vasant immediately takes the opportunity of this situation and snatches the gun from their hands...

Vasant-mein yeh bol.raha tha ki ab kya karoge tum dono Haan tumhRe guns toh mere paas..hai...ab mujeh iss Sunita pe raaj karne se koi Nahi took sakta..

Agent z- yeh galat tumhare paas abhi waqt hai  ..

Vasant- chup ek Dum chup  ab mein Jo bolungaa wohi karoge tum dono ab...(laughs devilish)

Ronnie-(Whisper) Varsha vasant ko samjhaao man itna overacting Nahi akrne ka man. Warna dono ko patah chal jaayega..

Varsha - Ronnie bhaiya  aapko patah hai na vasant iss mein kisiki baat Nahi sunnte . Aap drama continue kijiye..waqt bahut kam hai...

Ronnie - Haan Haan...(acting as scared) mummy...mummy Liza ..Liza yeh aliens be toh hame dhokha diya   bhaago  bhaago Yaha se isse pehle Woh hame unka naukar aur chaakaar bana le..

Liza - Sahi bolta hai man...bhaago come bhairavi..

All three of them runs from them..

After Ronnie Liza and bhairavi..

Vasant - ab mein Puri duniya pe raaj karunga ..

Agent x - toh tumhara also Chetan saamne aa hi Gaya lekin hum tumhara Sapna puraa Nahi hone denge..

Vasant- uske liye toh pehle Tumhe zinda Rehna hoga .bahut Satya hai tum dono no hame ab mein tumdono ko apne powers se maar doonga...(laughs devilishly)(through telepathy powers)  sab ready hojaao aur Haan Yaad rahe hame nuksaan Nahi pauchna hai unhe hoon ..

Ghotala's- hooon.
Vasant disconnects the powers

Kartik-(starts jumping) aaah..aaahh  chuha...chuha mummy Papa chuha..

All ghotala's acts like they are scared and  creates chaos...and runs away ..

Agent z and agent X chase them..

Sharad - bhaiya ... Jaldi bhagiye time bahut kam hai

Vasant -  Haan Haan Tu jaa aage mein aata hoon...bhaago   sab aur manav ko signal de dde Woh dusro ki waha pichle waale darwaaze pe leke aayega

Finally they all reach the decided place...
Colonywala  and ghotala's hide...

Agent x- tum sab Yaha  kya kar rahe aur Woh aliens aur unke saathidaar kaha hai...

G1 - patah nahi madam ,hum toh kabse sabzi kaat rahe the ...phir Woh aliens ke saathidaar hame Yaha laae aaankh par Patti bandh kar laaye  aur jab Patti kholi toh Yaha koi Nahi dikhaai diya..

Agent z- damm iska matalb Woh  log sab hame aankh mein school jhaukh kar chalega Gaye..Nahi mein  unhe haath se Nahi jaane De sakta ...agent X abhi ke abhi headquarters se contact karna hoga ..

Everyone comes out from their  hide out...

Sharad - uski koi zaroorat Nahi Hoti...

Agent z- pakdo inko koi bhaag na paaye

..before guards or agents can do anything..shard uses his powers..

Sharad- ab meri baat tum sab dhyaan se Sunno I m sorry lekin mujeh yeh karna padega hamari aur colonywalo ki bhalai ke liye..mein ab aap sab ke memory se  hamare alien hone ka khulaasa air colonywalo ki identity erase kar Raha  hoon aur aapki memory erase karne ke baad thik ek ghante baad aap sab normal hojaaye aur aap hamesha ke liye yeh baat  bhul jaaoge  ki ghotala parivaar alien hai aur   Aapka Kabhi hum se ya colonywalo se saamna hua tha..aur  agar future mein hum Aapke saamne aaye bhi toh aap sab hame normal insaan ki Tarah hi treat karoge..Aapke memory se aajkal yeh din hamesha  aap normal din ki Tarah Yaad rakhoge..hoon...

Agents and guards - hooon...

Sharad disconnects his powers...

Sharad - bhaiya jaldi sab bahaar jaaye yh log Kabhi bhi  Josh mein aajayenge chaliye...jaldi chaliye..

All leaves from their and reaches the same place where they first landed..

Jacky - uncle spaceship bas aati hi hogi ..

Bhavna - ghotala Bhai aapne sab kuch let kiya hai na Aapka saaman aur Aapke alien waale technology..

Vasant - Haan sab le liya...

Sharad - (in sad tone)( hands the bag) bhaiya yeh  bag...
Sharad starts crying   and all ghotala's  join him...

Ohja uncle- areee jhallaro ro kyu rahe ho yeh bag dete waqt Haan maana ke laptop tum mujeh De rahe ho Woh bhi free issliye ro rahe ho..

Bhavna aunty- bole kanjus kaakdi... ghotala parivaar kyu to rahe ho aap sab..

Vasant-(crying) Bhavna aunty ...(cries louder) Bhavna aunty Woh hum jaa rahe hai na toh aap sabki Yaad aayegi ..Aapke sab ke Saath bitaye hue har Lamhe ki Yaad aayegi ..

Varsha-(crying) Haan Bhavna aunty  ..aap sab ki .hamare insaani Ghar ki yeh prithvi ki bahut Yaad aayegi...

Colonywala gets emotional and they start to cry too..

Sharad-(hands laptop  to manav) manav..(cries) yeh laptop tum Rakh lo isse tum  hume jab chaho tab yeh tum use karna jab tum border par ho tab tum hume  contact kar sakte hai yaha laptop ke side mein yeh button dabaa dena taaki tum hume contact kar sako..

Pritesh -  vasant uncle aap Ruk jaayena Yaha ab kuch Nahi hoga..ab sab thik hogaya hai ab toh colony mein sabko patah hai .. please Ruk jaaye na..

Varsha- pritesh iccha toh Hume bhi nahi hai jaane ki lekin Hume jaana hoga. Hum yaha kiss kaam ke liye aaye the Woh kaam Pura hogaya hai

Vasant- bahut  saare log hamara intezaar kar rahe hai.lekin aap sab dukhi mat hona hum bas jaa rahe lekin hum wapas aayenge aur aap sab hum se contact kar sakte ho..mein yeh ek bag aapko De ke jaa Raha hoon aap isse Hume directly baat kar sakte hai ..

Bhairavi- (crying) hemant mere Bhai Tu yeh raakhi leja waha rakhshabandhan par apni behen se bandhva Lena...

Bhairavi and. Hemant have GS each other and cry..

Varsha- Ronnie bhaiya yeh meri raakhi aap..rakhi pe jaroor bandhna..aur manav yeh lo tumhari raakhi megha ne kaha ki jab aap sab wapas aao grah pe toh usse pehle Tumhe raakhi de doon...

Ohja uncle- Nahi..manav Tu nahi lega yeh raakhi aur Ronnie Tu bhi nahi lega...

Bhadresh- oh Kaka murli kya ke rahi aap yeh?aap thik toh hai na

Ohja uncle- Haan bhadresh mein thik  ke ve hoon .aree yeh bhi koi tarika hua(starts to cry) ek toh Bina batayenge aate ho jab ristha Jud Gaya toh aise hi jaaoge ..taareh ko maarih kasam hai vasant tum sab  wapas aaoge aur raakhi bhi rakhshabandhan hi baandhoge Yaha sake .hoon?

Bhadresh-(crying) kya sirf rakhshabandhan aapko vacation mein Yaha aana Hoga..jab  shishir aur Grishma ka alien school mein vacation hoga tab Yaha vacation  manane..hoon?

Ronnie- -haan tumko Mera behen ke Shaadi mein aana Hoga..aur logical Ghotala ,Jacky  ,karthik  tumko  sabko aana hi hoga Mera behen ka Shaadi mein...warna mein apna behen ka Shaadi Nahi karvaaya samjha?

Liza-(wiping tears) Ronnie koi Shaadi ka invitation aise deta hai?

Vasant- (crying) aap Chinta mat kijiye hum aayega na aur kyu Nahi aayenge hum.jaroor aayenge aur humne toh decide bhi kiya ki Sharad ki Shaadi Yaha sake karenge..

Sharad- haan  mein ne aur megha me decide kiya ki hum alien taur tarike se Shaadi toh karenge aur yaha  insaani  taurtarike se karenge..

Manav - yeh toh bahut Acha hai lekin  meri Shaadi abhi possible Nahi ho paayegi Mujeh wapas  duty pe jaana hoga ..

Vasant-haan toh koi baat Nahi manav hum tab tak wait  karenge aur ab megha ka mayaka ohja house hai toh bidaai aur kanyadaan toh aapko hi karna hoga.

Lajo aunty- mein  toh abhi se maarih bacchi ke liye bahut pyaara Shaadi  ka Joda bamvaangui  maarih  laado  ke liye..aur mein sochti hoon ki manav aur Anna ki Shaadi ke baad hi sharad aur megha ki Shaadi ki date fix karenge...

Bhavna aunty- lajo best idea hai..

Soon the spaceship  lands on earth and time comes to bid farewell ..
All are sad and crying Varsha hugs lajo aunty and Bhavna aunty.

Bhavna aunty-  na na maari dikari (no no my daughter)aise jaate waqt rote Nahi...aur tum sab toh sirf jaa rahe lekin hum sab contact mein rahenge ma bag aur Tu toh wapas as rahi hai...

Varsha hugs bhavna aunty..

Varsha-(crying)   bhavna aunty  mein alien hoon lekin aap ne mujeh hamesha apni beti ki Tarah maana hai aap meri insaani maa hai...

Bhavna aunty- maari dikari(my daughter) chal an aur mat rula... (Turning towards Vasant) vasant Bhai bata deti pehle se agar meri bacchi ko rulaaya   hai na toh 555 se pehle mein aapki pehle left right loongi.

Vava takes blessing from bhavna aunty

Bhavna aunty- jeete raho .

Shanav hugs each other ..Jacky , know, chintu hugs manav ...

Varsha hugs lajo aunty ,Liza and bhairavi...

Vasant hugs  sweety Singh and agent q..,Ronnie ,ohja uncle and bhadresh..

Vasant- sweety Singh ki aapki bahut Yaad aayegi aur Haan Aapke videos bhejte Rehman training ke Woh hamare HC ne kaha ki Woh hamare grah ke guards ko aapki video dekha ke training denge case solve karne ki..

Sweety Singh - sachi Vasant ghotala?

Vasant-haan sach mein

Sweety Singh- oye tusi tension na lo mein bahutast training doonga ..aur paaji apna khyal rakhna.parjaai hi aap bhi dhyan rakhna..aur hemant waha jaake bahut kho mat jaana..

Hemant- sure sure sweety Singh uncle..

Vasant- agent q thank you..mein batah Nahi sakta aapne hamari kitni badi madad ki hai...

Agent q- areee vasant bhaiya aap thank you mat boliye mein ne wohi kiya hai Jo mujeh sach lagaa.

Vasant- Haan ek aur baat kehni thi Woh rustogi ko kehna ki  hamara Ghar kisiko na de Woh aayenge na hum sab wapas toh wahi rahenge..

Ronnie - tum tension mat lo ghotala rustogi kya  uska ghost ko bhi tumhara Ghar Nahi Lene doonga.
.
Ghotala's keep their bags and  belonging in spaceship. And enter the spaceship..
All waves  goodbye to ghotala family

Bhairavi- jaldi  wapas aana vasant bhaiya.. hemant mere Bhai apna dhyaan rakhna ..aur jaldi wapas.aana

Vasant- hum wapas aayenge zaroor aayenge ...

Ghotala's  waves bye and take balalein of colonywala..

Ghotala family- bye..ishaaba...

Colonywala- ishaaba..

Spaceship door closes and takes off ...

Colonywala  waves goodbye  with hope of ghotala's return soon...

The end

Beautifully written 👏