An application
was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And
a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was
something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you
had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was
what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you
unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was
adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was
where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!
Cutting, you did
with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a
spider lived
And a virus was the flu!