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This is TMKOC in my style.
1) Jetha- Bapuji scene..
Bapuji : ' Ye babuchak thoda kam khaya kar.. Kha kha ke kaddu jaisa mota ho gaya hai"
Jetha : " Mian kaha jyda khata hun"
Bapuji : " Bahu, Isko aaj nashta mat dena "
Jetha : " Thik hai Bapuji.. par Daya ko bhukha rehna padega "
Bapuji : " Ye Babuchak, Bahu kyu bhukha rahegi ?"
Jetha : " Kyunki, wo to Adarsh bharatiya nari hai na... Pati na khaye to wo kaise kha sakti hai ?"
Bapuji : " Thik hai , aaj jetha ko sirf wo Anjali beti kya banati hai.. salad.. ha wai dena nashte me"
Jetha : " Thik hai Bapuji, aaj hum sab ek sath salad khayenge.. mehengai bhi to kitni badh gayi hai.. isse sehat, gas aur tel/ masala sab bach jayega... bulaiye Tappu ko bhi"
Bapuji : " Tappu college gaya hai"
Jetha : " Ohho.. to chalo dinner me kha lenge ... abhi daya nashta to laa.. asli wala "🤣
2) Jetha- Bapuji ( part 2)
Bapuji : " Ye Jethiya, Suraj kab ka ug gaya... tu ab tak nahi utha... ullu ki tarah din me so raha hai "
Jetha : " Haa .. Bapuji.. fir uthkar gadhe ki tarah kaam mujhe hi karna hota hai"
Bapuji : " Kya matlab hai tera, Bahu, main aur Tappu mehnat nahi karte ? Sirf tu hi karta hia "
Jetha : " Nahi nahi Bapuji, mere matlab hia ki hum sub to gadhe hi hai na..."
Bapuj: " Hein ?"
*Runs towards Bathroom *
3) Jetha- Sundar
Sundar : " Behna" ( Comes to GD society )
Daya : " Aayiye padhariye (doing Aarti )
Sundar : " Jeejaji jara 10 hazar dijiye na.. taxi wale ko dena hia.. abhi mere pass cash nahi hai.. baad me de dunga "
Jetha : " jarur beta kyu nahi ? " ( Hands over the cash ) " Ye to mera param saubhagya hai
Daya : " Are wah .. Tappu ke papa.. "
Jetha : " Haan Daya, maine manta rakkhi hia.. abse jo bhi paise Sundar lautayega wo main tere hath se Gaushala me daan kar dunga.. Sasu maa ke naam se ...Kyu thik hai na Sundar ?"
Daya : " Are wah Veera... Maa ke naam se daan"
JEtha : " haan Daya, ... Isliye Sundar... Paise Behna ko lauta dena warna manta adhuri reh jayegi na "
4. Jetha - Nattu kaka
Nattu kaka : " Party ke paise to maine SUndar bhai ke pass de rakkhi hai "
Jetha : " Koi baat nahi, main aapki tnkhwa bhi aapke sale ko hi dunga "
Nattu kaka : " But Sundar is your rishtedaar "
Jetha : " Haan aur aapka sala bhi to aapka rishtedaar hi hai na"
5: Bawi - Bagha- Jetha
Bawri : "Mian aa gayi Bagheswar ji"
Bagha : "Wo to dikh hi raha hia"
Jetha : "Tu yaha kyu aayi hai Bawri ?
Bawari : Bagheshwar se milne
Jetha : " Accha ticket li ki nahi ?"
Bawri : " Haan , tujhe rokna to muskil hai, isliye socha aab se ticket bechun.. Bagha - Bawri milan special ticket. .. Ticket kat aur jee bhar ke dekh Bagha ko "
6. Jetha - Babita- Iyyer
Jetha : GMB
Babita : GMB ?
JEtha :: Good morning Babita ji
Babita smiles and before she can finish her conversation her phone rings. She takes the call.
Iyyer : GMJ
Jetha : Kya Iyyer bhai, meri nakal utar rahe ho
Iyyer : Aiyyo tumne short me good morning bola to Babita ka phone baja.. mujhe laga tumhara phone bhi baj jaye to tumse chutkara mile..
7.Mehta- Anjali scene
Mehta :Anjali chai lao
Anjali brings green tea.
Mehta : Ye kya hai ?
Anjali : green tea hai
Mehta : Are gore wale chai ne kya tumse jhagda kar liya hai ?
Anjali : WO healthy nahi hota baba
Mehta : Are to usko dawai de denge.. tum lekar to aao...
Anjai : Tarak bahana nahi... tumhari maa ne tumhara hath mere hath me dekar kaha tha ki tu,hari sehat ka dhayan rkkhun..
Mehta: Are dhayan rakhne ko kaha tha.. baccha god nahi diya tha tumhe
Anjali : Tarak...
MEhta : Anjali... meri rozi rotii acche articles par chalti hai.. Mera pet nahi mera dimaag ko healthy rakhne ka prayas kiya karo.. jao chai lekar aao
8.Popu's marriage .
GD society : 'HUm sab ek parivar hai "
Bride's father : " TO kya sare ek sath society ke ground me sote ho ?" Ladke ka koi to hoga asli ristedar hoga na "
Daya : " Khoon se bada rista to dil ka hota hai chachahji "
Bride's fathr : " Tumhare mata pita ne dil ka rista dekhkar tumhari shadi karwayi thi ?"
Daya : " Naaai"
Bride's father " " Sare namuno ne rishtedari na nibhakar agar samajhdari nnibhayi hoti to ab tak Popat ki shadi ho chuki hoti "
Popat : " Mian abhi apne sare rishtedaaro ko bulata hun "
9. Garba.
Daya ( after a problem has been solved) : Chalo garba karte hai
GD wasis : " A hallo. Aap to Garba queen ho "
Daya : " Thenk you"
GDwasis in their mind : " HUsh.. chalo ruk gayi ye... is bar to bach gaye... warna pura episode nachkar bitana padta "
10. Tappu sena.
Goli : " Chal, Tappu cricket khelte hai"
Tappu : " Nahi, agar Bhide uncle ka kaanch tut gaya to.. Dadaji kehte hai kisika nuksaan karna acchi baat nahi hai"
Goli :" Chal kuch khate hia fir"
Tappu : " Dadaji kehte hai jyad anahi khana cahhiye"
Goli : " Film dekhe ?"
Tappu : " Annkhein kharab ho jayengi"
Goli : " Ghumne jaye ?"
Tappu" Ghar par sab chinta karenge"
Goli : " Chal fir to dharmik channels dekh dekh ke sansyas lene ki practice karte hai.. aur bacha hi kya hai life me "
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