Nani's house:
Anika- nani me rajjo maasi ke gar ho kar aati hoon. Ma ne gift bheja hain unke liye.
Nani- accha okar aa aur iss buddhi ko bhi zara waqt dena apna.
Anika- chalo bye nani.. aati hoon jaldi hi.
Rajjo's house:
Anika- hi wassup?
Rajjo- am good. Tum batao. Kaiosi ho? Aur tumhari senior?
Anika- good ya. A1. Par aap thodi musroof lag rahi hain.
Rajjo- arre haan anji ne finally shaadi karne ka faisla kar liya hain bas usi ki shopping, preparations vagara vagara.
Anika- anji ki shaadi? Aur aapne kuch bataya bhi nahi. Rukiye ma se kehti hu aapki khabar lene ke liye.
Rajjo- accha baba keh dena.
Anika- Ladka kya karta hain? Naam kya hain? Aur anji kaha hain?
Rajjo- arre itne sawaal. Raj maheshwari. college friend hain.
Anika- ooohhh intercaste... superb yaar.
Rajjo- hmmm kya karte anji ko pasand tha aur log bhi acche hain. So I said why not?
Anika- iss umar me aisi soch laati kaha se hain aap?
Rajjo- bas ab zamaane ke mutaabik chale. Rishta wahi soch nayi.
Anika- kya baat kya baat kya baat.
Rajjo- ab ayi ho toh khana khakar hi jao.
Anika- arre nahi ghar baithi hain na senior mataji. Zara unhe bhi khush kare. ek kaam kare na aap hi aa jaye aj dinner par. Main apne haathon se banaungi aap ke liye.
Rajjo- accha baba done. Bas mataji ko batake rakhna warna meri class laga dengi.
Anika- chalo am getting late. Bye see you at dinner. Ana jarur.
Nani's house
Nani- maine toh saikdon baar mana kiya tha rishte ke liye hami na bharo par nahi meri sunta hi kaun hain.
Anika- nani problem kya hain, anji ladke ko pasand karti hain. Aur aunty dono ko, shehnai ki hi kami hain.
Nani- shuru shuru mein sab bada meetha lagta hain beta, shehnai ke sur, dhol nagade, aur inn par thumakne wali patli patli kamre bhi.
Anika- nani aap toh badi tez nikli. Mujhe shak toh tha par aj yakeen ho gaya.
Nani- chup besharam. Dekh lena sab jitna suljha hua lag raha hain, kal sab utna hi ulajh jayega.
Anika- what is suljhan uljhan nani?? Had karti ho yaar. Aj kal yeh sab normal hain. Aur ladke wale kaun se don hain jo anji par kal kehar barsayenge. Meethayi ki dukaan hain unki. Accha hain meethi boli meetha kaam.
Nani- jyada meethe sre diabetes hota hain. Aur kal ko yahi log iss mithayi me zeher milaake anji ko kheela denge. Phir maatam na manaiyo.
At dinner
Nani- pata nahi kya bala hain yeh.
Anika- nani isse spaghetti kehte hain.
Nani- kya? Kis jhaad ki patti hain yeh?
Rajjo- maa ji Italian dish hain yeh. Kamaal ki bani hain ani. Tumhari maa ko bhi nahi aati aisi.
Nani makes a pukish face.
Anika- don't worry aap ke taste buds kharaab na ho isiliye banayi hai aap ke liye daal chawal.
After dinner
Nani- main kya keh rahi thi rajjo...
Rajjo- anji ke bare me hi baat karni hain na maa?
Nani- jo bhi karogi kadam phoonk phoonk kar rakhna.
Anika- kamaal hai nani yeh advice toh nayi naveli dulhan ko di jaati hain. Why don't you talk to anji? Lambi class de dena saas sasur se kaise pesh aana hain, ghardani ki samajh aur haan sabse important pati ko kis tarah rijhana hain.
Rajjo- ssshhh... ani...
Nani- maa baap ne itni chhutt de rakhi hain ki ab toh kisi bhi baat ka lihaaz nahi reh gaya hain tumhe.
Anika- zaahir baat hain nani badi ho gayi hoon ab. Aap bhi inn baton ki aadat daal hi le ab. Aunty ko hain mum ko hain aap bhi humaari league me shaamil ho jaaye.(winks)
Rajjo- accha rehne de ab yeh baatein. Tumhari job kaise chal rahi hain?
Anika - A1.
Nani- arre kaun si A1 bhai. Pata nahi kya maza aata hain. Phate puraaane kapde pehne bhaagte rehte hain idhar udhar- kabhi registan ki dhoop mein Himalaya ki god mein, Kashmir ki vaadiyon mein dilli ki heat mein nahi toh Mumbai ki bearish mein. Yeh bade log apne manoranjan ke liye waha ghumte hain aur ye log unki chaaplusi karte dikhte hain. Bhagwaan na kare kahi inn VIP's ki chakachaundh mein khud ko hi na kho do.
Anika- arre nani bura kya isme? Kabhi politician ki rally cover karni hoti toh kabhi kisi film star ka interview kisi company ka product launch nahi toh koi travel destination hi sahi. Ab aapke thode complaints bhi kam honi chahiye kyunki jo aap ki umar mein karte hain main abhi se kar li...
Nani (her eyes almost popped out): woh kya?
Anika- kashi yatra nani. Bas ek show ban raha tha waha. Jai k shuruwati din hi the toh bas maine bhi company de di.
Anika (whispers in nani's ears): waise mujhe pata hain aapko aj bhi amitabh bachchan pasand hain. Jabse maine unki interview li hain tab se aap mujh se chidti hain.
Nani- dhatt nalayak, main kyun chidu...
Rajjo- kya ani kyu tang kar rahi ho?
Anika- haan ab wo big b ka poster toh humne rakha hain na kamre mein jisko hum taakte rehte haihn. Asal me na sahi aise hi tasveer me apne armaan utaarte hain...
Nani- tu phir boli...
Anika- ouch nani...
Anika runs away from there.
Rajjo- maa ji main zara ani ka haath bata deti hoon.
Nani gestures her to go.
Scene- living room
Anika- mujhe koi aisi story chahiye na jise sun kar logon ke rongte
khade ho jaye.
Rajjo- hmmm isi ke chakkar me itni daude lagaati ho iske peeche uske peeche.
Anika- ab common man ki life me kya tragedy honi hain. Bas use toh pet bharne se matlab.
Rajjo- mera paas h ek kahaani. Tumhe thik lage to aa jana sun ne.
Anika- naam.
Rajjo- durga.
Anika- kaha ki h yeh? Naam me hi koi 1930s samaaya hua h.
Rajjo- thi. Kolkata. Hain toh purani par story toh waisi h jaise tum
chahti ho.. bina nimbu mirchi lagaaye. Sun ni ho to aa jana.
Flashback ends.
Jai pulls out the tape from his mouth.
Jai- ajeeb ho yaar. Story hain toh cover karne jaate hain resign thodi karte hain.
Anika- story hain par jis par hain wo nahi. Me kya tumhe dhakkan lagti hoon. Bataya tha tere roy ko maine lets do it but nahi unhe apni taange tudvaane se fursat mile tab koi baat bane.
Jai- so boss se baat hui?
Anika- muh par de maara ye idea mera. Shakal dekhi h uss gende ki? Aya bada mujhe sikhaane.
Jai- mujhe unka bhi pata h aur tera bhi. Unhone ki kaha hoga resign karo aur tera ego. Bas uthke chal di.
Anika- yeh kya har waqt laga rakhi hoti h tune. Kay ka ego? Self respect kehte h use.
Jai- arre izzat ki dukaan khushfahami h teri. EGO bolte h usse. Be ready tomorrow. Hum ja rahe h tumhare nani k yaha story cover karne.
N mind well koi ghisi piti mili na- sharaabi pati, sexy sautan, chudail nanad, laalchi saas sasur toh tum kya main khud tera resignation le jaunga sir k paas.
Anika- wah ji wah tune bol diya kaam ho gaya. Who gende ko kaun samjhaya?
Jai- mujh pe chod wo. bye..
Edited by daydreamers - 7 years ago