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The Worst of Hindi Television: 10 Most Ridiculous TV Shows

TNN | Jul 14, 2016, 12.46 PM IST
The Worst of Hindi Television: 10 Most Ridiculous TV Shows
By Nivedita Tuli
Last week, it was announced that the cult favorite show Sarabhai vs Sarabhai might be returning for a second season. Upon hearing this, India was, in one word - ecstatic. Social media was bustling with updates, and we all got busy sharing, tweeting, and celebrating the return of Hindi TV's most iconic family. And why shouldn't we? It's not like Gen X and Y have many other first-rate shows we can obsess about. Because even though our serials cover almost everything from Aatmas, Chudails, and Nagins to Vish Kanyas, they completely lack sane storylines. Don't believe us? Read on for proof.
1. CID

The longest running show in Indian TV history, CID is about an investigative team with members who must have supernatural powers. Why? - Because they are the only humans capable of capturing infra-red radiations with swimming goggles, magnifying pictures thousands of times without ruining their resolution, and slapping criminals so hard that they immediately end up in the CID bureau. Moreover, these guys can find the supplier of a piece of cloth just by looking at a microscopic thread from it, and even detect fingerprints with their naked eyes. *Slow clap.*


2. Third Eye of Nirmal Baba

Nirmal Baba is a self-styled godman known for handing out exquisite remedies to people in distress. Case In Point: He once told a disciple that eating green chutney with samosas will solve his problems. (Wait. What?) Another time, he asked a diabetic devotee to eat a super-sweet dessert made with milk and rice in order to come out of his debts. He has also declared that opening wallets and handbags in his 'samagan' is an act guaranteed to make you richer. Interested? Well, you can avail all of this fine wisdom and more for a mere 11000 Rupees. *All hail Nirmal Baba!*

3. Saath Nibhana Sathiya

The storyline of this show took a leap of eight years in February 2014. It took a further leap of ten years in February 2015. Then recently, in May 2016, it took a leap of another five years. No one ages, and the female protagonist - Gopi Bahu has already been changed three times. What is going on? How does Saath Nibhana Sathiya manage to cover almost as much time travel as UK's Doctor Who? Is this saas-bahu melodrama secretly about timelords? - We have no idea.


4. Ye Hain Mohobbatein

There's a ghost track in this show, which goes something like this: Shagun (the protagonist's ex-wife) commits suicide. Ishita (the protagonist's current wife) blames herself for the death as she failed to stop her. Now, Ishita's body gets possessed by Shagun and she goes about wreaking havoc in the house. Fast forward a few days, we see Ishita meeting Shagun , and come to know that Shagun was alive all along; Ishita was just acting. Er, why? Well, because her husband's life was in danger, and some family member was involved, and there was simply no other way to find out who that family member was. (Yeah, right. No other way. Pretending to be a ghost possessed was the only course of action. Really.)

5. Diya Aur Baati Hum

The main lead of the serial is an undercover cop named Sandhya who is tailing a gang that has a 'nuclear bomb' - the tech of which has been single handedly developed by them. This gang's great plan here is to bomb Delhi with their so-called nuclear bomb. Unfortunately, once they figure out Sandhya's betrayal, the leader decides to bomb Pushkar instead of Delhi since it happens to be her home town. (What even?) After some action sequences and shindigs, Sandhya ends up in a helicopter over the sea with activated nuclear bomb in its payload literally hanging under the plane. Oh, and the plane is being piloted by Sandhya herself. Skip to the final scene, where with only few seconds left on the 'timer' she is shown to be still sitting in the helicopter when the bomb explodes. The story is not over yet: jump few more scenes and you find that Sandhya is still alive, and with only a scratch on her forehead - she's heading towards Pushkar with no residual effects of being exposed to the radiation of the explosion. (All scientific logic commits suicide here.)

6. Kumkum Bhagya

The writers of this brilliant show have made radical changes in the way India's divorce system works. Let's say you want to divorce somebody; you both sign the papers and then you leave, right? But no, here the male protagonist Abhi won't let his wife Pragya go unless he marries her off to Suresh. Why? Nobody has got any reasons. At all.

7. Sasural Simar Ka

It is an established fact that Sasural Simar Ka is the ultimate ridiculous show. But, here's a list of utterly nonsensical plotlines for your amusement: Simar's sister Roli regularly uses weapons developed by Gods - including Shiva's trishul. Simar turns into a fly. Maya, an Icchadhari Naagin poses as Roli with a plastic face. The male protagonist accidentally signs over the 'property papers' handing over all his business and house to someone else. Roli hides in a cupboard that ends up having a magical mirror inside. There's tons more - just check out troll pages on Facebook; there are many.


8. Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai

The serial is about two unrealistically rich families that don't have any real problems; so, they make some up for themselves. The issues they usually crib about in episodes are: Akshara (the female protagonist) cooks for the first time, Naitik (the male protagonist) gets stuck in traffic, their son misses his school bus, their cook wants to get married, power cuts, shopping, etc.

9. Taarak Mehta ka Oolta Chashmah

This SAB show is extremely popular. Why? Can the watchers please identify the disorder they seem to be suffering from? Because there's just nothing here except annoying voices, a non-existent storyline, loads of unnecessary sound effects, make up guaranteed to make you flinch, and years and years of headaches in a thirty minute slot.
ROFL Most helarious &genuine article of toi till date about soo called top trp  ratings getting shows.ROFL

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India ratings: Sony TV gathers pace


14th July 2016    11:39

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Sony Entertainment Television Asia was witnessed a big rise in latest ratings, according to official data from BARC India for Week 27 of 2016. While, Star Plus remained India's most watched Hindi entertainment channel in the Urban market and ZEE Anmol held on to the lead in the Rural sector.

Star Plus was slightly down but retained pole position with 459.294 million Impressions (last week 466.938 million Impressions), followed by Colors with 435.791 million Impressions (last week 429.036 million Impressions) and ZEE TV in third with 328.823 million Impressions (last week's 323.472 million Impressions). SAB TV was in fourth with 257.375 million Impressions (last week 265.434 million Impressions) and Sony Entertainment Television Asia moved up to fifth with 256.479 million Impressions (last week 253.259 million Impressions).

The next tier consisted of Life OK with 253.921 million Impressions, followed by &TV with 121.712 million Impressions, Sony Pal with 107.125 million Impressions, ZEE Anmol with 104.516 million Impressions and Star Utsav with 104.101 million Impressions.

The biggest show in the Urban market was Kumkum Bhagya' on ZEE TV with 7.545 million Impressions (last week 6.622), followed by Comedy Nights Live' surprisingly at No.2 with 7.176 million Impressions and Star Plus' Yeh Hai Mohabbatein' dropping to third with 6.518 million Impressions.

In the Rural market, ZEE Anmol held on to the lead with 369.297 million Impressions (last week 401.267 million Impressions), followed by Star Utsav with 354.191 million Impressions (last week's 364.616 million Impressions) and Sony Pal in third with 300.979 million Impressions (last week's 342.335 million Impressions). In fourth was ZEE TV with 255.580 million Impressions (last week's 264.101 Impressions) and Star Plus with 218.654 million Impressions, rising from last week's 231.625 million Impressions.

The biggest show in the Rural market was Jodha Akbar' on ZEE Anmol with 7.686 million Impressions (last week 7.117 million Impressions), followed by Bandini' on the same channel with 6.198 million Impressions (last week 5.668 million Impressions) and ZEE TV's Kumkum Bhagya' in third with 5.950 million Impressions (last week 4.875 million Impressions).

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Thankxx for pics, already seen before.
Wish we cud get their new pic. Missing Monaya

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BARC India Ratings: Week 27 (2016)


Time to check out the ratings for the week.

In the Urban sector, Star Plus, Colors and Zee TV hold the top slot. While in the rural division, Zee Anmol, Star Utsav and Sony Pal are placed at the top three positions.

(Impressions in 000s)

URBAN

Star Plus 459294

Colors 435791

Zee TV 328823

SAB TV 257375

Sony Entertainment Television 256479

Life OK 253921

&TV 121712

Sony Pal 107125

Zee Anmol 104516

STAR Utsav 104101

 

RURAL

Zee Anmol 369297

Star Utsav 354191

Sony Pal 300979

Zee TV 255580

Star Plus 218654

Rishtey 204673

Colors 190043

Life Ok 133450

Big Magic 119435

Sony Entertainment Television 104890

 

Coming to the dailies, in the Urban market, Kumkum Bhagya, Comedy Nights Live and Yeh Hai Mohabbatein are in the top slots. While Jodha Akbar, Bandini and Kumkum Bhagya tops the chart in the top in the rural sector.

 

(Impressions in 000s)

 

URBAN

Kumkum Bhagya (Zee TV) 7545

Comedy Nights Live (Colors) 7176

Ye Hai Mohabbatein (Star Plus) 6518

Dance + - Season 2 (Star Plus) 5915

Kasam (Colors) 5734

Saath Nibhaana Saathiya (Star Plus) 5693

Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai (Star Plus) 5467

Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah (Colors) 5382

India's Got Talent (Colors) 5032

The Kapil Sharma Show (Sony TV) 4943

Udaan (Colors) 4904

Comedy Nights Bachao (Colors) 4884

Kavach (Colors) 4783

Shakti - Astitva Ke Ehsaas Ki (Colors) 4672

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa (Zee TV) 4629

Ek Tha Raja Ek Thi Rani (Zee TV) 4480

Chakravartin Ashoka Samrat (Colors) 4470

Siya Ke Ram (Star Plus) 4381

Swaragini (Colors) 4257

Diya Aur Baati Hum (Star Plus) 3531

 

RURAL

Jodha Akbar (Zee Anmol) 7686

Bandini (Zee Anmol) 6198

Kumkum Bhagya (Zee TV) 5950

Kasam Hai Tujhe Aa Bhi Jaa (Zee Anmol) 4191

Ek Tha Raja Ek Thi Rani (Zee TV) 3956

Diya Aur Baati Hum (Star Utsav) 3912

Saath Nibhaana Saathiya (Star Utsav) 3334

Ye Hai Mohabbatein (Star Plus) 3140

Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai (Star Plus) 3004

Qubool Hai (Zee Anmol) 2959

Piya Rangrezz (Star Utsav) 2937

Gustakh Dil (Star Utsav) 2915

Kavach (Colors) 2561

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa 2557

Dance + - Season 2 (Star Plus) 2524

Saath Nibhaana Saathiya (Star Plus) 2523

Jamai Raja (Zee TV) 2506

Kasam (Colors) 2301

Tashan-E-Ishq (Zee TV) 2282

Swaragini (Rishtey) 2148

 

(As per data provided by BARC)



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