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Not to worry, Akka. It will work out fine the next time. I liked this one as it was. It sounded most realistically chaotic and inconclusive, which is exactly what a news hour debate should be like! All that was missing was for you to out shout the other participants a la Arnab Goswami!Wink

I see, Akka and young Harshu, that I did not make myself clear about the viewing preferences of the various linguistic groups. I did not mean dubbed versions of Jodha Akbar at all. What I meant was that the people speaking those languages would want to see their own actors on screen, not Rajat and Paridhi spouting Bengali or Tamil or Kannada or any other language other than Hindi. There is always a preference for local actors and actresses.

Shyamala/Aunty


Originally posted by harshu27

Originally posted by karkuzhali



My dear Shyamala,
My Poorva janmam is about 78 years ago, and I don't know if anyone at that time had heard about the stand up comedy. Perhaps I was the the editor of Punch magazine..Wink We have at home  in our library, all the old issues of the magazine, leather bound. I will check up for the name of the editor i/cLOL
Thank you for your comments Shyamala, but I wasn't very happy about the outcome of my post, because I wanted to make it  like the News hour Show that I did when the discussion about the short film "Ahalya" was going around in your OHB thread..
Hope that I use that"recipe" in  some of my future attempts.
My comments are in red as usual.

Yours, 
Saraswathi Akka.

Originally posted by sashashyam

Akka, you clever, clever creature, you are never at a loss for material for laughs! In your poorva janmam you were surely a stand up comic, or the editor of  Punch magazine.

Very nice, this one.ClapBut confess, if you had not had my leg to pull with the part in bold blue, you would have been at a standstill!  I laughed so much that tears came into my eyes.

Then there is my pet Babloo, raising both his arms to make up for their being short. Oh Lord, here I go again!ROFL

Shyamala


Originally posted by karkuzhali


 An important Conference in Baby and Babloo's house about the imaginary Olympics in           India in 2020. 

Akka, Dean Swift is going to sue you from the other world for swiping his Lilliput concept from Gulliver's Travels!Wink

I saw a Kumbakarna doll in one of the Golus here . It looked exactly like that picture.

                        




(Grandma goes to sleep after watching the Olympic games,  down with disappointment, but up with the longing for expecting India to shine in the world...)

Baby Sarasa: Grandma, where are the Olympic games  being played?
G'ma: It is a place called Brazil in South America..darling
Babloo: South America? Where is it? Is it in America? He is not so far wrong, come to think of it. It is in the Americas.
Baby: See the Map book Babloo.. Daddy got you one...
G'ma: In Rio, the capital of Brazil..No, Akka, the capital is Brasilia, which was built specially for that purpose. Our Embassy is there. Rio was the former capital and of course the most important city.

Me:Oops..! I must have borrowed Babloo's map book ..If Baby comes to know she will  make me do imposition..ten times..."Brascilia is the capital of Brazil"..."Brascilia is the capital of Brazil...:

    

Babloo: Is it very far from here grandma, can we go there?
G'ma: No.. we can only watch it from TV
Babloo: How did TV go there?
Baby: Babloo kutty, TV can go anywhere..That is a major problem in  our lives these days!
Babloo: Can we go there by Magic carpet? I will ask Shyamala aunty..
G'ma: Why taking all the trouble darlings..we can have the games here in our place..
Baby: Yipee ..that will be nice...we can have it here ..
Babloo: Yayyy...we will have it here...
G'ma: So, if we are to hold the games here, what should we do? We will discuss about this with Shyamala aunty, Lashy aunty, Shagun Akka, Bindu akka, Harshu akka, Manasi akka and Adwi akka...
Babloo: Who is 'dwi'kka? I don't know her..Have I seen her?
Baby: No.. She is grandma's new friend..But she has seen your photo..grandma showed our photos to all her friends..
Babloo: Baby'kka, I want to know if grandma showed them my nice photo, not the one where I cry..Daddy took the photo and showed funny face to me.


This is an extremely useful thing. I must save itWink!

 Akka,  where can I download it from? Please let me know. 

Me:I just "copied image" and "pasted" it Shyamala. It is very easy..I searched for the animated emojis for funny faces and the likes in  Google. Perhaps the experts in this field like Manasi or Harshu will help you more.. 

Babloo my pet, what a vain little creature you are! Next thing, you will be worrying about your left profile vs your right profile!Wink

G'ma: Don't worry .. I showed them your best photo.. 
Baby: Grandma, are your friends coming here?
G'ma: Yes, I am expecting them now..
Babloo: Is Shyamala aunty also coming.?.So jolly...
Yes, he knows perfectly well, the little imp, that I have a soft corner for him!Wink
Me: You have spoilt him Shyamala.
(Lashy, Shagun and Harshu come..)
Babloo: Hi Shagun'kka, Hug    Who is  Harshu'kka and who is Lashy aunty?
(Harshu akka and Lashy aunty introduce themselves..)
Lashy: Now, periyamma, I like your idea of imagining the conducting of the Olympic games here in India.. I can give you any help provided it doesn't affect my HBAS scedule..You know periamma, I had to delay chapter 12 because of guests in my house.. and my two imps..
G'ma: Don't worry Lashy.. You can leave the kids here.. They will enjoy playing with Babby and Babloo..
Baby: Yes aunty.. I like playing with them..
Babloo: Lashy aunty, are they boys?
Look at him now, and 15  years later. He will then be asking, with even more eagerness, Lashy Aunty, are they girls?LOL
ROFL
Lashy: Yes Kanna..,, They will also love kutties like you..
G'ma: Ha..there come our Bindu, Adwi, and Manasi..
Harshu: Aunty, Shyamala aunty said that cannot come and said that she will be present on skype.
Baby: Yippee.. I can see her..
Babloo: What is skype grandma?
Shagun: It is like a phone, but you can see the other person who is taking to you..
G'ma: (logs  on the computer)...Ah.. there she is...

                                                            sashashyam

Baby and Babloo: Hi Shyamala aunty..
Shyamala: Hi kutties!
G'ma: Hello Shyamala..Can you hear me?
Shyamala: Yes akka.. why did you call me? You know pretty well that I don't like this idea of...
Babloo: Hello Aunty!.. Can you see me?.. Tell me what dress I'm wearing?
He cannot bear not to be notice first thing!Wink
A pair of blue denim shorts, Babloo kanna, and a very nice, crisp little white shirt!

Babloo:Do you like it aunty?

Baby: Hi aunty, why didn't  you come?
Shyamala: Sorry my darlings.. I have some important domestic problem to solve and that's why I couldn't come.. I told your grandma about that..
G'ma: Okay all ..Let me first explain why I invited you here.. Our Baby and Babloo want to have the Olympic Games conducted here in India.. Is there anyone who approves the idea? put up your hand..if you say yes..
(Lashy and Baby put up their hands.A second later Babloo puts up both his hands)
Baby: Hey.. you shouldn't put up both your hands Babloo..
Babloo: Why not? my hands are short.. that's why..
Baby: Shyamala aunty, ..put up your hand..
Shyamala: The Olympics in India? Perish the thought..It will be a gargantuan waste of money that would be  far better spent on more up to date training facilities and other support for our sportsmen who are in general a sadly neglected lot..We had enough of hassles and waste and corruption at the Commonwealth games..We should't even think of bidding for the Olympics..ROFLROFL
Babloo:Confused( to Baby)'kka, what is aunty saying? does she say yes?
Baby:( more confused) I don't know..
Now this is even funnier than that quote of mine!ROFL

G'ma: Shyamala, we are only imagining that if we are to host the Olympics here, how will the inauguration be..
Lashy: Yes Periamma..I totally agree with you about the needless extravaganza ..but it is only a fun imagining things so that we can satisfy the kids' curiosity..
Shagun:  Shyamala aunty, I also agree with you...
Shyamala: Lashykanna, not only the horrendous expenditure, but the waste of money on huge structure, which eventually will become a waste after the games.. Have you heard about the Olympics in China in the year 2008?ROFL

Akka, I hereby lodge a formal protest, not against having my leg pulled - though it is now 2 inches longer than the other  and is going to make walking tough Wink- but against not being cited accurately!

Me: Shyamala, I copied from your post verbatim, and I don't know where I went wrong!ConfusedOuch

Akka, it is only a waste of time discussing about it.. and please leave me out..If you want I will listen to your discussion without my participation..
G'ma: Okay Shyamala as you say.. But I want to listen to what others are saying.. Now Harshu, what is your idea? how can we plan the cultural events on the inauguration day?
Harshu: Aunty, we can show the AkDha retros on the giant screen in the arena..

Yes, and that would be enough to  raise a howl of protest  loud enough to drown out even the over loud Jodha Akbar background score. The South Indians would be hollering for similar extracts from Tamil, Kannada, Telugu and Malayalam TV serials and films, the Bengalis for using their language shows and the Punjabis for theirs!
Me:Shyamala, This Jodha Akbar is dubbed in almost all the Indian languages and some foreign languages as well. The only language they omitted was English.

Shagun: Yes auntie..Jodha Akbar had an important place in everyone's household every night..and still has.. I endorse Harshu Di's idea.. Both of us can draft a workable plan..
Lashy: That's what I said periyamma.. Nothing wrong in imagining..
Baby: Grandma, I saw people staging drama with spider costumes in the Olympics..We can have fancy dress parade..
Babloo: Yes.. but what is parade Baby'kka? Is it a game?
Bindu: No babloo, it is like walking before the people wearing fancy dress ..
Babloo: What fancy dress'kka? Fairy tale fancy dress?
Baby: No.. I want  Jalal uncle and Jodha akka fancy dress..
 I have already had more than enough of your Jodha Akka, kutties. I absolutely refuse to look at her any more! Not even if she comes as Helen in Chandragupta Maurya!Wink
Me, Baby, Babloo:

    

Adwi: Yes.. that will be nice and we can organise some artistes to sing Rabindra Sangeet.. Nil Anjana ghana kunjarachara song will be very apt for the occasion.. 
G'ma: Manasi, why don't you suggest something..
Manasi: Aunty.. I prefer to be a silent spectator..
G'ma: Okay..my dear kids.. What is wrong in dreaming? Even our ex President Dr Abdul Kalam wanted the youngsters to dream about bright future of the nation...
Babloo: OuchBaby'kka, I don't know that grandma is young!..
My darling boy, she is  young at heart, and even as you grow older,she will stay that way, and in fact grow even younger.Clap

Me: Thank you very much Shyamala!

               



       G'ma: Babloo kutty.. you don't know  that I am made young by your akkas!LOL
* * * * 
Baby and Babloo: Grandma, grandma, Wake up..It is tea time for you..

Karkuzhali.


                         



Strawberries and cream? I want samosas and hot masala chai!LOL
If grandma is dressed in Indian clothes, she will make them. But she is in Western dress!Wink


and aunty even kannada too coz zee kannada doesnt air any dubbed hindi shows unlike zee telugu or tamil...Confused

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  Babloo has a tough time in selecting his photo to be sent to Shyamala aunty.

(Babloo wants to select his photo from the album to be sent to Shyamala Aunty and grandma's friends. He brings the album.)

Babloo: Grandma, I want to send a nice photo to Shyamala aunty.. She likes me..
Baby: Babloo, grandma had already sent our  photos to her friends.. 
Babloo: Baby'kka, but I don't like my photo grandma sent.. I want to pick one from the album..
( He goes through the pages of the album..)
Babloo: Grandma.. I like this one...I want to send this to Aunty. I look nice.. Aunty will like it..

        


Baby: You look little in that Babloo..
G'ma: It was taken on your first birthday kutty..
Babloo: So what? I like the dress in it.. aunty also will like it.
Baby: But all grandma's friends know that you are a three year old... You don't look like a three year old in that picture..You can't send that one...But look at this one.. I like this photo..You are looking smart..


               

Babloo: No... I don't show my full face here.. I want to show my full face..
Baby: Babloo.. you are very naughty...you should listen to me..
G'ma: This one.. I like it.. You look very cute Kanna.. It was taken before your head was tonsured in Tirupathi..


Babloo: Grandma..I look like a girl in it.. I don't like it.. The dress is like a girl's dress..                   
G'ma: Ok then...How about this one..Kutty?LOL You look very natural..
Baby: LOLYes  Babloo.. Aunty will like it..

                      

Babloo:Angry Nooo...then aunty will show funny face to me.. She has learnt how  to do it...


Karkuzhali.



Edited by karkuzhali - 16 August 2016 at 1:21am

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Originally posted by sashashyam

Not to worry, Akka. It will work out fine the next time. I liked this one as it was. It sounded most realistically chaotic and inconclusive, which is exactly what a news hour debate should be like! All that was missing was for you to out shout the other participants a la Arnab Goswami!Wink

I see, Akka and young Harshu, that I did not make myself clear about the viewing preferences of the various linguistic groups. I did not mean dubbed versions of Jodha Akbar at all. What I meant was that the people speaking those languages would want to see their own actors on screen, not Rajat and Paridhi spouting Bengali or Tamil or Kannada or any other language other than Hindi. There is always a preference for local actors and actresses.

Shyamala/Aunty


Originally posted by harshu27

Originally posted by karkuzhali



My dear Shyamala,
My Poorva janmam is about 78 years ago, and I don't know if anyone at that time had heard about the stand up comedy. Perhaps I was the the editor of Punch magazine..Wink We have at home  in our library, all the old issues of the magazine, leather bound. I will check up for the name of the editor i/cLOL
Thank you for your comments Shyamala, but I wasn't very happy about the outcome of my post, because I wanted to make it  like the News hour Show that I did when the discussion about the short film "Ahalya" was going around in your OHB thread..
Hope that I use that"recipe" in  some of my future attempts.
My comments are in red as usual.

Yours, 
Saraswathi Akka.

Originally posted by sashashyam

Akka, you clever, clever creature, you are never at a loss for material for laughs! In your poorva janmam you were surely a stand up comic, or the editor of  Punch magazine.

Very nice, this one.ClapBut confess, if you had not had my leg to pull with the part in bold blue, you would have been at a standstill!  I laughed so much that tears came into my eyes.

Then there is my pet Babloo, raising both his arms to make up for their being short. Oh Lord, here I go again!ROFL

Shyamala


Originally posted by karkuzhali


 An important Conference in Baby and Babloo's house about the imaginary Olympics in           India in 2020. 

Akka, Dean Swift is going to sue you from the other world for swiping his Lilliput concept from Gulliver's Travels!Wink

I saw a Kumbakarna doll in one of the Golus here . It looked exactly like that picture.

                        




(Grandma goes to sleep after watching the Olympic games,  down with disappointment, but up with the longing for expecting India to shine in the world...)

Baby Sarasa: Grandma, where are the Olympic games  being played?
G'ma: It is a place called Brazil in South America..darling
Babloo: South America? Where is it? Is it in America? He is not so far wrong, come to think of it. It is in the Americas.
Baby: See the Map book Babloo.. Daddy got you one...
G'ma: In Rio, the capital of Brazil..No, Akka, the capital is Brasilia, which was built specially for that purpose. Our Embassy is there. Rio was the former capital and of course the most important city.

Me:Oops..! I must have borrowed Babloo's map book ..If Baby comes to know she will  make me do imposition..ten times..."Brascilia is the capital of Brazil"..."Brascilia is the capital of Brazil...:

    

Babloo: Is it very far from here grandma, can we go there?
G'ma: No.. we can only watch it from TV
Babloo: How did TV go there?
Baby: Babloo kutty, TV can go anywhere..That is a major problem in  our lives these days!
Babloo: Can we go there by Magic carpet? I will ask Shyamala aunty..
G'ma: Why taking all the trouble darlings..we can have the games here in our place..
Baby: Yipee ..that will be nice...we can have it here ..
Babloo: Yayyy...we will have it here...
G'ma: So, if we are to hold the games here, what should we do? We will discuss about this with Shyamala aunty, Lashy aunty, Shagun Akka, Bindu akka, Harshu akka, Manasi akka and Adwi akka...
Babloo: Who is 'dwi'kka? I don't know her..Have I seen her?
Baby: No.. She is grandma's new friend..But she has seen your photo..grandma showed our photos to all her friends..
Babloo: Baby'kka, I want to know if grandma showed them my nice photo, not the one where I cry..Daddy took the photo and showed funny face to me.


This is an extremely useful thing. I must save itWink!

 Akka,  where can I download it from? Please let me know. 

Me:I just "copied image" and "pasted" it Shyamala. It is very easy..I searched for the animated emojis for funny faces and the likes in  Google. Perhaps the experts in this field like Manasi or Harshu will help you more.. 

Babloo my pet, what a vain little creature you are! Next thing, you will be worrying about your left profile vs your right profile!Wink

G'ma: Don't worry .. I showed them your best photo.. 
Baby: Grandma, are your friends coming here?
G'ma: Yes, I am expecting them now..
Babloo: Is Shyamala aunty also coming.?.So jolly...
Yes, he knows perfectly well, the little imp, that I have a soft corner for him!Wink
Me: You have spoilt him Shyamala.
(Lashy, Shagun and Harshu come..)
Babloo: Hi Shagun'kka, Hug    Who is  Harshu'kka and who is Lashy aunty?
(Harshu akka and Lashy aunty introduce themselves..)
Lashy: Now, periyamma, I like your idea of imagining the conducting of the Olympic games here in India.. I can give you any help provided it doesn't affect my HBAS scedule..You know periamma, I had to delay chapter 12 because of guests in my house.. and my two imps..
G'ma: Don't worry Lashy.. You can leave the kids here.. They will enjoy playing with Babby and Babloo..
Baby: Yes aunty.. I like playing with them..
Babloo: Lashy aunty, are they boys?
Look at him now, and 15  years later. He will then be asking, with even more eagerness, Lashy Aunty, are they girls?LOL
ROFL
Lashy: Yes Kanna..,, They will also love kutties like you..
G'ma: Ha..there come our Bindu, Adwi, and Manasi..
Harshu: Aunty, Shyamala aunty said that cannot come and said that she will be present on skype.
Baby: Yippee.. I can see her..
Babloo: What is skype grandma?
Shagun: It is like a phone, but you can see the other person who is taking to you..
G'ma: (logs  on the computer)...Ah.. there she is...

                                                            sashashyam

Baby and Babloo: Hi Shyamala aunty..
Shyamala: Hi kutties!
G'ma: Hello Shyamala..Can you hear me?
Shyamala: Yes akka.. why did you call me? You know pretty well that I don't like this idea of...
Babloo: Hello Aunty!.. Can you see me?.. Tell me what dress I'm wearing?
He cannot bear not to be notice first thing!Wink
A pair of blue denim shorts, Babloo kanna, and a very nice, crisp little white shirt!

Babloo:Do you like it aunty?

Baby: Hi aunty, why didn't  you come?
Shyamala: Sorry my darlings.. I have some important domestic problem to solve and that's why I couldn't come.. I told your grandma about that..
G'ma: Okay all ..Let me first explain why I invited you here.. Our Baby and Babloo want to have the Olympic Games conducted here in India.. Is there anyone who approves the idea? put up your hand..if you say yes..
(Lashy and Baby put up their hands.A second later Babloo puts up both his hands)
Baby: Hey.. you shouldn't put up both your hands Babloo..
Babloo: Why not? my hands are short.. that's why..
Baby: Shyamala aunty, ..put up your hand..
Shyamala: The Olympics in India? Perish the thought..It will be a gargantuan waste of money that would be  far better spent on more up to date training facilities and other support for our sportsmen who are in general a sadly neglected lot..We had enough of hassles and waste and corruption at the Commonwealth games..We should't even think of bidding for the Olympics..ROFLROFL
Babloo:Confused( to Baby)'kka, what is aunty saying? does she say yes?
Baby:( more confused) I don't know..
Now this is even funnier than that quote of mine!ROFL

G'ma: Shyamala, we are only imagining that if we are to host the Olympics here, how will the inauguration be..
Lashy: Yes Periamma..I totally agree with you about the needless extravaganza ..but it is only a fun imagining things so that we can satisfy the kids' curiosity..
Shagun:  Shyamala aunty, I also agree with you...
Shyamala: Lashykanna, not only the horrendous expenditure, but the waste of money on huge structure, which eventually will become a waste after the games.. Have you heard about the Olympics in China in the year 2008?ROFL

Akka, I hereby lodge a formal protest, not against having my leg pulled - though it is now 2 inches longer than the other  and is going to make walking tough Wink- but against not being cited accurately!

Me: Shyamala, I copied from your post verbatim, and I don't know where I went wrong!ConfusedOuch

Akka, it is only a waste of time discussing about it.. and please leave me out..If you want I will listen to your discussion without my participation..
G'ma: Okay Shyamala as you say.. But I want to listen to what others are saying.. Now Harshu, what is your idea? how can we plan the cultural events on the inauguration day?
Harshu: Aunty, we can show the AkDha retros on the giant screen in the arena..

Yes, and that would be enough to  raise a howl of protest  loud enough to drown out even the over loud Jodha Akbar background score. The South Indians would be hollering for similar extracts from Tamil, Kannada, Telugu and Malayalam TV serials and films, the Bengalis for using their language shows and the Punjabis for theirs!
Me:Shyamala, This Jodha Akbar is dubbed in almost all the Indian languages and some foreign languages as well. The only language they omitted was English.

Shagun: Yes auntie..Jodha Akbar had an important place in everyone's household every night..and still has.. I endorse Harshu Di's idea.. Both of us can draft a workable plan..
Lashy: That's what I said periyamma.. Nothing wrong in imagining..
Baby: Grandma, I saw people staging drama with spider costumes in the Olympics..We can have fancy dress parade..
Babloo: Yes.. but what is parade Baby'kka? Is it a game?
Bindu: No babloo, it is like walking before the people wearing fancy dress ..
Babloo: What fancy dress'kka? Fairy tale fancy dress?
Baby: No.. I want  Jalal uncle and Jodha akka fancy dress..
 I have already had more than enough of your Jodha Akka, kutties. I absolutely refuse to look at her any more! Not even if she comes as Helen in Chandragupta Maurya!Wink
Me, Baby, Babloo:

    

Adwi: Yes.. that will be nice and we can organise some artistes to sing Rabindra Sangeet.. Nil Anjana ghana kunjarachara song will be very apt for the occasion.. 
G'ma: Manasi, why don't you suggest something..
Manasi: Aunty.. I prefer to be a silent spectator..
G'ma: Okay..my dear kids.. What is wrong in dreaming? Even our ex President Dr Abdul Kalam wanted the youngsters to dream about bright future of the nation...
Babloo: OuchBaby'kka, I don't know that grandma is young!..
My darling boy, she is  young at heart, and even as you grow older,she will stay that way, and in fact grow even younger.Clap

Me: Thank you very much Shyamala!

               



       G'ma: Babloo kutty.. you don't know  that I am made young by your akkas!LOL
* * * * 
Baby and Babloo: Grandma, grandma, Wake up..It is tea time for you..

Karkuzhali.


                         



Strawberries and cream? I want samosas and hot masala chai!LOL
If grandma is dressed in Indian clothes, she will make them. But she is in Western dress!Wink


and aunty even kannada too coz zee kannada doesnt air any dubbed hindi shows unlike zee telugu or tamil...Confused
ohh k aunty got it ya its true d regional ppl will prefer der local actors Big smile

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Posted: 16 August 2016 at 2:33pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by karkuzhali


Thank you Lashy!
Unfortunately I  never performed  the role of a drama director. In fact I was/am not even an actor. But you can imagine things, no? 

Badi Periyamma


Of course Hug



Originally posted by karkuzhali




Lashy: Now, periyamma, I like your idea of imagining the conducting of the Olympic games here in India.. I can give you any help provided it doesn't affect my HBAS scedule..You know periamma, I had to delay chapter 12 because of guests in my house.. and my two imps..

>>> LOL and two nahin, three imps... my youngest is a toddler now... and she's a bigger nightmare to handle than her brothers!

G'ma: Don't worry Lashy.. You can leave the kids here.. They will enjoy playing with Babby and Babloo..
Baby: Yes aunty.. I like playing with them..
Babloo: Lashy aunty, are they boys?
Look at him now, and 15  years later. He will then be asking, with even more eagerness, Lashy Aunty, are they girls?LOL

>> LOL 

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Posted: 16 August 2016 at 2:38pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by karkuzhali

       
          
Baby: Babloo..only play school will have it.. Ours is a study school..
Study school LOL

Babloo: I have slippery slide and sand pit also in  my school.. Do they have it in 'lympics?
How innocently cute!

Baby: Then you have to go to the training school..
Babloo: WHAT?  'kka, I am not going to jump on the train...
ROFL


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...and Baby..

              
                            
^^^ Quite good for day one!!! Wink

G'ma:Do you like the Training centre Kutties?
Baby: Yes grandma.. I want to do gymnastics in the Olympics..
Babloo: Grandma? Don't they have boy teachers there?Confused
Thought as much!LOL
                 

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Posted: 16 August 2016 at 9:31pm | IP Logged
Dearest Akka,

I had never thought of such side effects of the 'lympics! God help us when Babloo sits down and watches the pole vaulting or the long jump, for nothing in the house will be safe then!Wink

It must have been an illuminating experience  for the gym supervisor, having this duo around.Wink

As usual, my comments and the best parts are in blue.

Shyamala



Originally posted by karkuzhali

       
           Baby Sarasa and Babloo Kutty at the Gymnatic centre.


(Baby Sarasa , Babloo and grandma are watching Gymnastics in Rio Olympics.Baby and Babloo are excited in seeing the Trampoline event by the women gymnasts.)

Babloo: Baby'kka, can you jump like this?
Baby: Yes I can.. but only after I learn how to jump..
Babloo: I have trampoline in my school 'kka.. do you have one?
Baby: Babloo..only play school will have it.. Ours is a study school..
Babloo: I have slippery slide and sand pit also in  my school.. Do they have it in 'lympics?
Baby: Don't be silly idiot..They are kept for kutties like you..
Babloo: I am not a kutty..I want to jump and become an xpert..

Babloo my pet, they have a trampoline, a slide and a sand pit  in your school to keep you out of mischief. If you are up in the air, or sliding down or buried in the sand pit, even you cannot be up to anything naughty, can you?Wink Baby is not as much of an imp as you are, so they can trust her to behave even without these distractions.
No, I am not going to explain distractions for you, except that you are yourself  a major distraction!Wink

Baby: Then you have to go to the training school..
Babloo: WHAT?  'kka, I am not going to jump on the train...
G'ma: Babloo Kanna, training means teaching you how to do it..

If they really knew what all you can get up to, Babloo kutty, the railway authorities would never let you enter a railway station, not to speak of jumping on to a train!

OK, authorities  are the people in charge of a place, who make it work smoothly,  like the principal at your school. I hope yours is still around, even after you have been there for a while now!Wink

Babloo: Then can we go to that school grandma?
Baby: I want to become a Gymnast grandma.. I like them doing it..
Babloo: In the circus too they did that.."kka, do you want to do that in the circus?
No, she does not. And when you are around, where is the need to go to a separate circus? You can turn home into a circus in three minutes flat, you little mischief maker!
Baby: Grandma, Shyamala aunty also said that I should 'rticipate in sports..
Babloo: 'kka,  trampoline jump is not sport...It is playing..
Babloo darling, the best thing about sport is that it can be like playing,  just as much fun!
G'ma: Okay kutties, I will take you to the Training centre tomorrow..You can know everything from there.

( The next day.. In the Gymnastic training centre..)

Babloo...


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...and Baby..

              
                            
 
Tutor: Hi kiddoos, do you like theses exercises?
Babloo: Is it 'xecise? I thought it is gymnastics..
Baby: Babloo...you shouldn't ask koschens like this to elders..
Babloo: Okay'kka..
Baby darling, you are such a sweet, well behaved little lady!Clap But  my pet, there is nothing wrong with asking elders polite  koschens. That is good for them, for they have to think about the answers, and for you too, for you just might learn something!
Babloo, you have actually agreed to do something Baby told you to do? This clearly calls for a celebration!Wink

Baby: Miss.. I like the exercise very much..
Babloo: Yes.. I also like it..But where is the Trampline miss?
Tutor: We have trampoline darling, but before practising on the trampoline you should learn some basic exercises..
Babloo: What 'xcises miss?
Tutor: I will teach you when you come tomorrow.
Now Babloo, being a free spirit, is startled at the idea that anyone needs to be taught to use the trampoline. I am waiting breathlessly for the first encounter between our boy wonder and the trampoline instructor. My bet is that after the  first ten minutes, she will end up sticking straws in her hair and run screaming from the gym, wailing Never again!LOL
( Baby, Babloo and Grandma return home)

G'ma:Do you like the Training centre Kutties?
Baby: Yes grandma.. I want to do gymnastics in the Olympics..
No harm in aiming high, is there?
Babloo: Grandma? Don't they have boy teachers there?Confused
You don't know what is good for you, you unregenerate little MCP!

 OK, unregenerate  means someone who never learns from his mistakes, and keeps on making the same ones.
And no, I am NOT going to explain MCP, and have you protest that you are not a  little pig.  Come to think of it, you would be a very cute wee pig!

You don't
want boy teachers, Babloo kutty. They will be far stricter with little imps like you than girl teachers!


Karkuzhali.
                  


Edited by sashashyam - 16 August 2016 at 9:36pm

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Atta girl Rithi! Clap

She is a both a firm believer in and a practitioner of girl power. I love it!

Shyamala Periyamma


Originally posted by lashy

Originally posted by karkuzhali


Thank you Lashy!
Unfortunately I  never performed  the role of a drama director. In fact I was/am not even an actor. But you can imagine things, no? 

Badi Periyamma


Of course Hug



Originally posted by karkuzhali




Lashy: Now, periyamma, I like your idea of imagining the conducting of the Olympic games here in India.. I can give you any help provided it doesn't affect my HBAS scedule..You know periamma, I had to delay chapter 12 because of guests in my house.. and my two imps..

>>> LOL and two nahin, three imps... my youngest is a toddler now... and she's a bigger nightmare to handle than her brothers!

G'ma: Don't worry Lashy.. You can leave the kids here.. They will enjoy playing with Babby and Babloo..
Baby: Yes aunty.. I like playing with them..
Babloo: Lashy aunty, are they boys?
Look at him now, and 15  years later. He will then be asking, with even more eagerness, Lashy Aunty, are they girls?LOL

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Babloo my poppet,

What a little fuss pot you are, and so difficult to please! A narcissist  to the core!

In fact, boys make fun of girls for bothering about their looks, whereas it is often the  boys who worry more about whether they look nice. Just look at you! All of three years old, and you are already dissatisfied with all the photos Grandma and the others chose for you, for you think you do not look good enough in them.Wink Dissatisfied means not happy with something you feel is not  good enough.

Yes, I know you are not  listening to me even with one ear, for you are still stuck on narcissist.WinkWell, that means a boy or man who is in love with his own looks. There is a very nice story about Narcissus, from whose name this word narcissist is taken. Would you like to listen to it? Yes? OK then.

Long, long ago, there lived in Greece (which is far away to the west of  India, in the middle of Europe. Ask Grandma to show it to you in the atlas, that is to say the map book) a very handsome young man called Narcissus. In those days,they had no mirrors, so he had never seen his own face. So he did not know how beautiful his face was.

Well, one day he was in the forest. After walking for a long time, he felt thirsty. There was a small brook flowing nearby. So he knelt on the bank, and leaned forward to scoop up the water in his hands and drink it.

As he did this, he saw his own face, for the first time ever, as a reflection in the clear, still water. He did not understand that this was a reflection of his face, so he thought there was a  young man inside  the water. And the face in the water was so beautiful that Narcissus immediately fell in love with it.

He tried very hard to touch the face, but the moment he did that, the face disappeared, for the surface of the water was disturbed. He tried to catch the face by diving into the water, but that too did not work. Finally, tired and wet, he went home, still thinking of that lovely face, not knowing that it was really his own!

From then on, anyone who thinks of nothing but his own looks is called a narcissist. You are not going to be like that, are you, my little one? No,  you are not.  As for me, I like my Babloo in all his photos here. Let us look at them one by one, shall we, and I will tell you why I like them? By the time we are finished, you will see that you will like them all!

Shyamala Aunty


Originally posted by karkuzhali


  Babloo has a tough time in selecting his photo to be sent to Shyamala aunty.

(Babloo wants to select his photo from the album to be sent to Shyamala Aunty and grandma's friends. He brings the album.)

Babloo: Grandma, I want to send a nice photo to Shyamala aunty.. She likes me..
As I said, kutty, I think you are a cute poppet regardless of which photo you send me!
Baby: Babloo, grandma had already sent our  photos to her friends.. 
Babloo: Baby'kka, but I don't like my photo grandma sent.. I want to pick one from the album..
( He goes through the pages of the album..)
Babloo: Grandma.. I like this one...I want to send this to Aunty. I look nice.. Aunty will like it..

        


Baby: You look little in that Babloo..
G'ma: It was taken on your first birthday kutty..
Babloo: So what? I like the dress in it.. aunty also will like it.
Baby: But all grandma's friends know that you are a three year old... You don't look like a three year old in that picture..You can't send that one...
Baby darling, why would I not like that one of Babloo at one year old? I often look at photos of Sasha at one, and I love them! This one is so sweet and serious. And  yes, Babloo kutty, the dress is very nice.

look at this one.. I like this photo..You are looking smart..


               

Babloo: No... I don't show my full face here.. I want to show my full face..
Baby: Babloo.. you are very naughty...you should listen to me..

Babloo darling, you are not up to date with the latest fashions.Wink Nowadays, a three quarter profile is the most fashionable. Just like this one. And grandma will explain to you (a) what a profile is and then (b) what a three quarter profile is.
G'ma: This one.. I like it.. You look very cute Kanna.. It was taken before your head was tonsured in Tirupathi..


Babloo: Grandma..I look like a girl in it.. I don't like it.. The dress is like a girl's dress..         
So what? You can dress like a boy and look like a boy any time. It is special to dress like a girl once in a way.And only handsome little boys can look pretty dressed like girls, like you do here! I will attach a photo of Sasha when he was your age, wearing one of my baby pavadais, and looking as cute as anything.  

Besides, you do not  realise what you have escaped! Grandma might have added a photo of you after you were tonsured at Tirupathi, with your head as bald as an egg!WinkWink

      
G'ma: Ok then...How about this one..Kutty?LOL You look very natural..
Baby: LOLYes  Babloo.. Aunty will like it..

                      

Babloo:Angry Nooo...then aunty will show funny face to me.. She has learnt how  to do it...

Of course I won't, my pet. I would pick you up and hug you Hugand make you stop crying!

Now never mind about all these photos. Do you like the one of Sasha dressed as Lord Krishna? OK, then get grandma to open up her jewellery box, find you a nice zari veshti and a silk kurta, and get started! Baby darling, you will find a lovely peacock feather for Babloo's Krishna vesham, won't you? I saw one in a book on grandma's bedside table. Run and fetch it, there is my good little girl!Hug

Shyamala Aunty


Karkuzhali.



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