Golden Girl & Granite
Since Shru wanted a chapter on R&B's possessiveness
Here it goes:
It was BBQ/pool party/welcome Spring/Post Holi party at Sam's house
The yard was covered up with a white tent, with misters and swamp coolers
Nivi waddled amongst the crowd dressed in a frilly purple ballet outfit/swim suit
Akka was invited too she sent Shravu and Bala promised to "being Shubhang and Vandu soon"
Sam stood by the gate and watched his car leave, her eyes filled with longing
Things were definitely not normal between the second set of Iyers and Batras and Bhallas
II noticed Sam's expression and wove her way through the crowd asking Mavvy to watch Nivi
"U think she will come?" Sam asked, without evening turning to look to see who it was
"I texted Amma on my way home from paatu class, mujhe lagta nahi" II's shoulders slumped
"Everything is OK at DPS, the family that accused him of misbehavior is moving to Singapore, phir bhi Vandu itni embarrassed hai" Sam muttered
Ranjan had left no stone unturned in convincing the trustees that Shravu should be let go
The damage was done
Bala discovered Ranjan's involvement and wasnt happy
Akka argued endlessly with II, II curtailed Ranjan
Appa found out, expressed outrage that "we are now one of "those" families" who suppress evidence
It was a mess from every angle
Mahavir brought a crying Nivi
"Ennadee venum?" II asked shrilly
Nivi cooed...
"Na khaati hai, na soti hai... my paatu class got pushed up a day, kal Sunday hai I am just going to take an oil bath and sleep" II promised
"Mere yaha chhod de isko" Sam grabbed the fat lump and kissed her cheek audibly... over and over and over again
Nivi looked straight into Sam's eyes seriously and then gave a gummy smile with a "unggga" sound
She loved Nivi more, cuddling her
Lasya was perched on R&B's neck as they wandered the lawns
"U can keep her if u like, I can go home with him" Lasya waved at her mother patting R&B's hairy head
R&B wore his swim shorts and was basically barechested
II still clung to her Iyer modesty and refused to wear swim clothing
South Delhi's high society wandered in crocheted coveralls in various colors
"I LOVE the orange" Sam whispered "TUM JAO change karo, for the water fight" Sam urged
II wore a spaghetti strap geometric pattern Old Navy dress in black & white
"Not in Delhi" II cringed
"Oh haaan... Parisian huh?" Sam mocked
"Waha koi nahi jaanta mujhe, beaches of normandy are practically unknown to me" she said defensively
"Yahan SABNE bikinis pehni hai" Sam urged
"You wear first" II urged
"Mera peyt dekha?" Sam grabbed a soft bulge and shook
"Its either that... or" II winked
"Shut up... my plumbing's sealed" she said defiantly
II laughed hysterically
Women shrieked and squealed in a corner
"Whats going on?" II asked
"Aage se nahi kehna u are not a Bhalla... when u said "whats going on" u saounded like R&B" Sam winked
II grunted primly unwilling to admit
"What is it?" she asked
"Oh! one of my neighbors has a petting zoo... he brought some of the creatures over to show off, log bache laate hain he brought reptiles" Sam said laughing
"Is that him?" II asked
HOT no?" Sam sighed
A man stood up from behind the crowd, in a offwhite skinny tee, accentuating his buff body almost bald...
"Umm" II scanned his body (we wont tell R&B)
"kinda" she whispered
"Tan hates him, he is very touchy feely... Bong hai...Deb... Debashish" Sam giggled
"How come Ive never seen him?"
"Oh... they have many houses... Cal, yaha... Singapore and all" Sam said carelessly
He picked up an iguana the women choked and stumbled stepping back
He grinned
"Look at them" Sam whispered
II and him wandered towards him
"Hey Sam, come say hi to Portia" he chuckled
Sam shook her head vehemently
Tan found her "conveniently
"Saala... usko keh if he is so desperate to get laid he needs to ask one of his giggly fans" Tan cursed
"oooh jealous?" II laughed
"Tu zyaada bakwas nahi kar... the guy is a player" Tan waved a finger
"With that body, It wud be a pity if he was not" II said unable to control the gasp at the end
"ISHITA" Sam laughed
He stood behind a bunch of what looked like animal carrier/ cages
Women giggled and fawned and cringed and drooled... over him that is
He took a woman's hand and placed it on the iguana's back, "look she loves a back rub" he stroked the iguana's back
"Hey... its too scaly" she made a face
He took his hand and rubbed HER BACK" she smiled coyly
"Is that good?" he asked cooing to the random chick
"Where is his WIFE?" II asked shocked over text to Sam
"Around here..." Sam texted back
REALLY?" II was stunned
He proceeded to give all the women in the semi circle a "Iguana holding lesson"
He spotted II and stared
"Hey Sam... who is the young girl?" he asked
II grunted
"YOUNG nahi hai... yeh bachi USKI hai" Sam said a lil enviously
II laughed out loud
Sam patted a snoozing Nivi
"Pakdo apni beti ko" Sam offered
"Umm... not now" II smiled winking
Deb brought the iguana and a WATER SNAKE over
"Nivi?" R&B asked
"Toongara" "On Sam's shoulder" (asleep) she texted
Women screamed
"Boss snake to andar daal cage mein" Tan ordered
"Its a water snake dude" Deb said
"Usne kaha tujhko?" Tan was not amused
II stepped back rapidly
"I swear it wont hurt you" Deb urged
He had a helper the guy watched his "master" play the women
Deb handed "Portia" to his helper and walked up to II with a snake
"Snake charmer" II texted Sam
Or she thought she texted Sam but it was R&B she texted
"What?" "No response?" she asked Sam ALOUD
DADDII
YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS
"Kis baat ka?" Sam asked
"Never mind" II said lost in deb's muscles
He petted the snake, fondling it, approaching II
it was slimy and pale yellow with silver scales
"Does this one have a name too?" she asked Deb
hE chuckled
"Let me guess, Golden Girl" II said cynically
Deb laughed out loud
"Kuch nahi karega" he promised
II shook her head
"Boss usko to tu rehne de, saale ki biwi hai woh" Tan said aloud "U know my saala" Tan reiterated
Deb turned to Tan "SHE is R&B's wife?" he asked Tan incredulously
Tan nodded
"Who did u expect" II cooed
"Umm... u know... umm... never mind... are u a South Indian?" he asked
II pretended to peer at her ruby nose ring
"Iyer" she said
"Really?" he turned to Tan
"To kya jhooth bol rahi hai woh?" Tan asked
Sam laughed
"Its a water snake" Deb urged
Just when II reached out to touch, well she did...
Wrapped around his one ton wrist
"U can hold if u want" Deb said
II looked at Sam nervously
"MUJHE mat dekho I cant sleep for a week if I touch it" she warned
"II do it at ur own risk" Tan teased warning her of the consequences if a "terrified of spider II" happens to hold a hot guy's snake
It suddenly unfurled and hissed
II jumped and slammed into Deb
His help grabbed the snake, as Deb held her down
"Its OK..." he cooed to II
"God !!!!he feels like a wall of granite" II texted her husband again... assuming it was Sam
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