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In today's episode, jab Ranaji pooja kar rahay hotay hain sub budhi and gang k saath mil kar aur dil main yeh soch rahay hotay hain keh unkay mann main Savitri k liye ehsaas jaag rahay hain toh I was like "Wo isliye jaag rahay hain Ranaji kyunkay wohi aapki Gayatri hai...!!! Aur Gayatri ka pyaar itna kamzoor nahi keh aap ko ehsaas bhi na ho, acha hai, issi tarha phir aap shaid aur bhi zada kareeb ajao gay apni Gayatri k...!!! Aur aaj jab aapnay kaha keh wo aapko parayoon se bhi zada apni lagti hai toh uss waqt muje hoa keh kahin CVs nay meray kal walay take se toh nahi lay liya yeh paraya aur apnay wala dialogue?!...Hmmm CVs kia scene hai boss?!?! Chalo acha hai kuch toh acha likha Ranaji k liye aaj...!!! Ranaji bas aap apnay mann ko Savitri ki taraf aur khechtay jao dekhna sub acha lagay ga aapko...!!!"😉😉😉
Aur dosri taraf wo cart main Lakhan ki smilain hi nahi khtam horahi hotiiin hain, usay dekh kar I was like "Lakhan I know you are excited, hum forum wasiiis bhi hain, basss aaj iss budhi ka safayaa kar daalna tum aur Gayatri mil kar chorhna matt...!!! Aur yeh mujhe samaj nahi arahi CVs yeh Gayatri, pandit ji aur Lakhan kab k nikal hoy hain aur yeh bomb ki suiii ufff hilnay ka naam hi nahi lay rahi, attak gai hai lagta hai?!?! CVs agar chalana hi tha toh shoro se uski tik tok dikhaatay wohi baar baar 50- 55 dikhanay ka kia tuk banta tha...Bahut hi chorhtay ho such main...!!!" Aur phir jab Ranaji ko awaaz aati hai keh cart aakay ruki hai toh wo jaa hi rahay hotay hain keh itnay main blast hojaata hai aur phir wo bhaagay aatay hain aur dekhtay hain keh Gayatri ki shawl jall rahi hoti hai aur wo samajhtay hain wo shaid marr gai, becharay ronay lag jaatay hain aur phir jab Gayatri aka Savitri zinda nazar aati hai toh usay jaa k gallay laga laitay hain aur yeh sub dekh k budhi aur Rageshwari dono hi sarrh jaatay hain, budhi ka plan phir se jo fail hogaya toh I was like "Samaj ja budhi...Abh tu samaj ja...Keh RaGa ko koi taaqat alag nahi kar sakti toh tu kia cheez hai naacheez kahin ki...!!! I thi bari Gayatri ko uranay, khud k hi hosh urh gay usko dobara zinda dekh k...Abh tumhara harr waaar peekha hoga budhi, kyunkay jab Gayatri cliff se girr kar laut sakti hai toh yeh bomb kia cheez hai...Huhh...Chal chal...Rehen dayy...Hayy becharay Ranaji toh ronay hi lag gaay, baray hi cute lag rahay thay, acha hoa unho nay Savitri ko dekh liya, itna acha reaction tha unka jhappi wala keh basss maza hi agaya...Chalo acha abh wo sub theek karday gi...!!! Wo toh shukar hai pandit ki maaala raastay main hi girr gai warna aaj toh pta nahi kia ho jaata...!!! Budhi teri ulti ginti shoroo abh...!!!TIK TOK TIK TOK...!!!" 😈😈😈
Aur phir jab Savitri Ranaji ko kehti hai keh aap unddur chalyee wo mehel main aapko sub such btaa daina chahti hai aaj aur phir jab Ranaji uskay saath undur jaatay hain toh wo cliff wali baat chairhti hai aur dosri taraf wo budhi apnay banday ko order daiti hai keh pandit ko goli se uraaa daina toh I was like "Saali budhi abhi bhi lagi hoi hai tu...Bas kar...Teri himat hai bari...End tak haar nahi maan rahi hai tu...!!!! Wahhh...!!!" Aur phir jab Rageshwari kehti hai keh iski baatoon pe yaqeen karnay ki koi zarorat nahi hai Ranaji toh peechay se budhi paani ka jug lay k aati hai aur paani Gayatri k mooh pe maarnay wali hoti hi hai keh Rajmata ajaati hain aur budhi ki ankhain phatti ki phatti reh jaati hain toh I was like "RAAAJJJMAAATAAA!!! Aaap nikaaalll iii yayyy...YES YES YES...Budhi abh utha toh jug dobara, saali teri hogai ty ty phish...Budhi saali i bari, urhnay chali thi, Rajmata nay teray hi sub k saamnay pankh kaat daala...WAH Rajmata kia entry maari hai aapnay...Maza agaya...!!! Kia roka hai...Zabardast...Thank you bachanay k liye Gayatri ko...!!! Ooo ballay ballay Rajmataa agaiii yaaahhhooo...!!!" Aur phir jab Ranaji Rajmata ko dekhtay hain toh Gayatri foran bol parhti hai keh wo aapko sub btaay gi pehlay aap such jaan lijiyee aur phir wo pandit ko kehti hai sub btaanay ko aur pandit se sub kuch btaa daitay hain keh wo budhi hi thi jisnay maarnay ki koshish thi aapko aur Rani Gayatri ko aur uss dauran wo budhi ka banda door se upper se uspe goli chalanay wala hota hi hai keh Lakhan usay rokh laita hai aur dosri taraf Ranaji hojaatay hain shocked budhi ka sub sunn kar toh I was like "Finalllyyy...Kuch toh bola yeh pandit...Shukar hai Rajmata pe ilzaam nahi lagaya warna agar CVs aaj agar dobara dhokha daitay na toh such main bahut maar parhti, wo kehtay hain na dair aye durust aye likin yahan iss dramay main kaafi dair baad durust aye...!!! Lakhan, shabaash bahut acha kiya...Well done...So so so proud of you...!!! Ranaji baasss aap iss budhi ko mehel se bahir nikaal dijiyeee forannn...!!" Aur phir jab Savitri nay kaha keh iss budhi ka saath Rageshwari nay bhi diya toh Ranaji hairaan reh jaatay hain toh I was like "Chakk day phattay Gayatri...Wah wah wah...Kia chauka maara hai...Wah...Oye churail Rageshwari tujhe kia laga tu bach jaay gi? Na na na na...Phansay gi toh tu bhi...Budhi k saath tu bhi doobi samaj...!!!"😡😡😡
Aur phir budhi ki shoro hojaati hai bakwaas keh sub jhoot hai sub kahani hai, aur hum main se pehlay toh kisi nay bhi nahi dekha hota iss pandit ko aap iski baat ka yaqeen kaisay kar saktay hain aur phir jab Ranaji kehtay hain keh mujhe Savitri ki baat pe yaqeen hai toh I was like "WAH WAH WAH Ranaji...Jab se aap goli khaa k lautay hain aapki aqal sahi kaam karnay lagi hai, jab bhi baat aati hai Savitri ki toh aap usay zaroor protect kartay hain...Bahut khoob Ranaji...Bahut khoob...Bahut hi acha laga jab aapnay Gayatri aka Savitri ka naam liya, dil khush kardiya aapnay yeh keh k keh aap uspe yaqeen kartay hain aur Gayatri aur Rajmata k chehray pe khushi dekh kar toh aur bhi acha laga keh Ranaji such main sahi track pe chal rahay hain...!!!" Likin phir budhi hogai solid hurt aur usnay kaha keh Ranaji iss Savitri ka taaluq bahut ghehra hai iss mehel se aur Ameerkot se bhi aur phir wo paani ka jug uthaa k Gayatri k mooh pe maarna aur phir Savitri Savitri nahi rahi Gayatri bunn gai aur yeh dekh kar Ranaji hogaay shock aur Gayatri ko dekhtay hi reh gaay aur hoa unkay sir main dard aur akhir main jab Gayatri nay zorr daaala keh yehi waqt hai sub yaad karnay ka zorr daaliyeee aur budhi apni taraf se sympathies gain karnay ki koshish karti hai aur wo dono ko hi hathaa daita hai aur udher hi drama khtam toh I was like "CVs...Yeh toh kuch zadaa hi chorh daali aaj toh aapnay...Uff matlab kuch episodes main jab Gayatri apna do teen baar jab paani se mooh dhoti thi toh kaalak haath se lay kar itni jaldi utarti nahi thi, iss budhi ki ek hi throw se wo aisi fine shakal kaisay nikal k agai? Ufff...Bahut hi lambi lambi chorhnay ki aadat hogai hai CVs aapko such main...Sahi hai dikhana chahtay thay likin kuch parts toh kaalak k hotay likin nahi poora hi chitaaa saafaid kardiya, meri toh hansi hi nahi rukh rahi thi, khair CVs aap se aur umeed bhi kia ki jaa sakti hai...Ranaji yaar, ghalat time daura para hai aapkoo...Pleeease shaant hokar yaad karnay ki koshish kijiyeee...Kyunkay such kahoon toh end tak aapnay Gayatri ko neechay girtay hoy dekha tha, bas wo sub aap bhool chukay ho, warna toh aapnay bhi budhi ko dekh hi liya tha...Pleeease yaad karnay ki koshish toh karo...Gayatri sahi keh rahi hai, abhi nahi toh phir kabhi kuch sahi se cheezain solve nahi ho paaay giiin...!!!! Pleeease Ranaji ghussa matt kijiyeee aur apni goli ko rakhain side pe aur zehen laga k sochiyee, I know thora dard karay ga, but aaj nahi toh phir kabhi nahi...!!!"
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."Ranaaajiii...I LOVE YOU"...👏👏👏
PS: Jab Ranaji nay kaha tha keh wo Savitri ki baat pe yaqeen kartay hain, toh kitna acha hota keh agar wo ussi waqt kehtay kyunkay wo jaantay hain keh wo hi unki Gayatri hai...Aisaaa zabardast scene hojaata na CVs k main kia btaoon...Bahut hi acha hojaata phir toh drama aur...Budhi ko aisa 1000 volt ka jhatka lagta na k uski ankhain phattt kar saari bahir ajaati...!!! Kaash aisa koi twist dikhaa daitay...Likin chalo abhi bhi sahi hi hai...!!!😳😳😳
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
Aur dosri taraf wo cart main Lakhan ki smilain hi nahi khtam horahi hotiiin hain, usay dekh kar I was like "Lakhan I know you are excited, hum forum wasiiis bhi hain, basss aaj iss budhi ka safayaa kar daalna tum aur Gayatri mil kar chorhna matt...!!! Aur yeh mujhe samaj nahi arahi CVs yeh Gayatri, pandit ji aur Lakhan kab k nikal hoy hain aur yeh bomb ki suiii ufff hilnay ka naam hi nahi lay rahi, attak gai hai lagta hai?!?! CVs agar chalana hi tha toh shoro se uski tik tok dikhaatay wohi baar baar 50- 55 dikhanay ka kia tuk banta tha...Bahut hi chorhtay ho such main...!!!" Aur phir jab Ranaji ko awaaz aati hai keh cart aakay ruki hai toh wo jaa hi rahay hotay hain keh itnay main blast hojaata hai aur phir wo bhaagay aatay hain aur dekhtay hain keh Gayatri ki shawl jall rahi hoti hai aur wo samajhtay hain wo shaid marr gai, becharay ronay lag jaatay hain aur phir jab Gayatri aka Savitri zinda nazar aati hai toh usay jaa k gallay laga laitay hain aur yeh sub dekh k budhi aur Rageshwari dono hi sarrh jaatay hain, budhi ka plan phir se jo fail hogaya toh I was like "Samaj ja budhi...Abh tu samaj ja...Keh RaGa ko koi taaqat alag nahi kar sakti toh tu kia cheez hai naacheez kahin ki...!!! I thi bari Gayatri ko uranay, khud k hi hosh urh gay usko dobara zinda dekh k...Abh tumhara harr waaar peekha hoga budhi, kyunkay jab Gayatri cliff se girr kar laut sakti hai toh yeh bomb kia cheez hai...Huhh...Chal chal...Rehen dayy...Hayy becharay Ranaji toh ronay hi lag gaay, baray hi cute lag rahay thay, acha hoa unho nay Savitri ko dekh liya, itna acha reaction tha unka jhappi wala keh basss maza hi agaya...Chalo acha abh wo sub theek karday gi...!!! Wo toh shukar hai pandit ki maaala raastay main hi girr gai warna aaj toh pta nahi kia ho jaata...!!! Budhi teri ulti ginti shoroo abh...!!!TIK TOK TIK TOK...!!!" 😈😈😈
Aur phir jab Savitri Ranaji ko kehti hai keh aap unddur chalyee wo mehel main aapko sub such btaa daina chahti hai aaj aur phir jab Ranaji uskay saath undur jaatay hain toh wo cliff wali baat chairhti hai aur dosri taraf wo budhi apnay banday ko order daiti hai keh pandit ko goli se uraaa daina toh I was like "Saali budhi abhi bhi lagi hoi hai tu...Bas kar...Teri himat hai bari...End tak haar nahi maan rahi hai tu...!!!! Wahhh...!!!" Aur phir jab Rageshwari kehti hai keh iski baatoon pe yaqeen karnay ki koi zarorat nahi hai Ranaji toh peechay se budhi paani ka jug lay k aati hai aur paani Gayatri k mooh pe maarnay wali hoti hi hai keh Rajmata ajaati hain aur budhi ki ankhain phatti ki phatti reh jaati hain toh I was like "RAAAJJJMAAATAAA!!! Aaap nikaaalll iii yayyy...YES YES YES...Budhi abh utha toh jug dobara, saali teri hogai ty ty phish...Budhi saali i bari, urhnay chali thi, Rajmata nay teray hi sub k saamnay pankh kaat daala...WAH Rajmata kia entry maari hai aapnay...Maza agaya...!!! Kia roka hai...Zabardast...Thank you bachanay k liye Gayatri ko...!!! Ooo ballay ballay Rajmataa agaiii yaaahhhooo...!!!" Aur phir jab Ranaji Rajmata ko dekhtay hain toh Gayatri foran bol parhti hai keh wo aapko sub btaay gi pehlay aap such jaan lijiyee aur phir wo pandit ko kehti hai sub btaanay ko aur pandit se sub kuch btaa daitay hain keh wo budhi hi thi jisnay maarnay ki koshish thi aapko aur Rani Gayatri ko aur uss dauran wo budhi ka banda door se upper se uspe goli chalanay wala hota hi hai keh Lakhan usay rokh laita hai aur dosri taraf Ranaji hojaatay hain shocked budhi ka sub sunn kar toh I was like "Finalllyyy...Kuch toh bola yeh pandit...Shukar hai Rajmata pe ilzaam nahi lagaya warna agar CVs aaj agar dobara dhokha daitay na toh such main bahut maar parhti, wo kehtay hain na dair aye durust aye likin yahan iss dramay main kaafi dair baad durust aye...!!! Lakhan, shabaash bahut acha kiya...Well done...So so so proud of you...!!! Ranaji baasss aap iss budhi ko mehel se bahir nikaal dijiyeee forannn...!!" Aur phir jab Savitri nay kaha keh iss budhi ka saath Rageshwari nay bhi diya toh Ranaji hairaan reh jaatay hain toh I was like "Chakk day phattay Gayatri...Wah wah wah...Kia chauka maara hai...Wah...Oye churail Rageshwari tujhe kia laga tu bach jaay gi? Na na na na...Phansay gi toh tu bhi...Budhi k saath tu bhi doobi samaj...!!!"😡😡😡
Aur phir budhi ki shoro hojaati hai bakwaas keh sub jhoot hai sub kahani hai, aur hum main se pehlay toh kisi nay bhi nahi dekha hota iss pandit ko aap iski baat ka yaqeen kaisay kar saktay hain aur phir jab Ranaji kehtay hain keh mujhe Savitri ki baat pe yaqeen hai toh I was like "WAH WAH WAH Ranaji...Jab se aap goli khaa k lautay hain aapki aqal sahi kaam karnay lagi hai, jab bhi baat aati hai Savitri ki toh aap usay zaroor protect kartay hain...Bahut khoob Ranaji...Bahut khoob...Bahut hi acha laga jab aapnay Gayatri aka Savitri ka naam liya, dil khush kardiya aapnay yeh keh k keh aap uspe yaqeen kartay hain aur Gayatri aur Rajmata k chehray pe khushi dekh kar toh aur bhi acha laga keh Ranaji such main sahi track pe chal rahay hain...!!!" Likin phir budhi hogai solid hurt aur usnay kaha keh Ranaji iss Savitri ka taaluq bahut ghehra hai iss mehel se aur Ameerkot se bhi aur phir wo paani ka jug uthaa k Gayatri k mooh pe maarna aur phir Savitri Savitri nahi rahi Gayatri bunn gai aur yeh dekh kar Ranaji hogaay shock aur Gayatri ko dekhtay hi reh gaay aur hoa unkay sir main dard aur akhir main jab Gayatri nay zorr daaala keh yehi waqt hai sub yaad karnay ka zorr daaliyeee aur budhi apni taraf se sympathies gain karnay ki koshish karti hai aur wo dono ko hi hathaa daita hai aur udher hi drama khtam toh I was like "CVs...Yeh toh kuch zadaa hi chorh daali aaj toh aapnay...Uff matlab kuch episodes main jab Gayatri apna do teen baar jab paani se mooh dhoti thi toh kaalak haath se lay kar itni jaldi utarti nahi thi, iss budhi ki ek hi throw se wo aisi fine shakal kaisay nikal k agai? Ufff...Bahut hi lambi lambi chorhnay ki aadat hogai hai CVs aapko such main...Sahi hai dikhana chahtay thay likin kuch parts toh kaalak k hotay likin nahi poora hi chitaaa saafaid kardiya, meri toh hansi hi nahi rukh rahi thi, khair CVs aap se aur umeed bhi kia ki jaa sakti hai...Ranaji yaar, ghalat time daura para hai aapkoo...Pleeease shaant hokar yaad karnay ki koshish kijiyeee...Kyunkay such kahoon toh end tak aapnay Gayatri ko neechay girtay hoy dekha tha, bas wo sub aap bhool chukay ho, warna toh aapnay bhi budhi ko dekh hi liya tha...Pleeease yaad karnay ki koshish toh karo...Gayatri sahi keh rahi hai, abhi nahi toh phir kabhi kuch sahi se cheezain solve nahi ho paaay giiin...!!!! Pleeease Ranaji ghussa matt kijiyeee aur apni goli ko rakhain side pe aur zehen laga k sochiyee, I know thora dard karay ga, but aaj nahi toh phir kabhi nahi...!!!"
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."Ranaaajiii...I LOVE YOU"...👏👏👏
PS: Jab Ranaji nay kaha tha keh wo Savitri ki baat pe yaqeen kartay hain, toh kitna acha hota keh agar wo ussi waqt kehtay kyunkay wo jaantay hain keh wo hi unki Gayatri hai...Aisaaa zabardast scene hojaata na CVs k main kia btaoon...Bahut hi acha hojaata phir toh drama aur...Budhi ko aisa 1000 volt ka jhatka lagta na k uski ankhain phattt kar saari bahir ajaati...!!! Kaash aisa koi twist dikhaa daitay...Likin chalo abhi bhi sahi hi hai...!!!😳😳😳
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
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