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Guessing Games 143 ,Anuman lagaiye aur stars paaiye (Page 17)

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Posted: 14 April 2016 at 11:30pm | IP Logged
Ye bengali babu and zandu 
Subs bhu nhi kr rahe aur top main bhi hai 
Kya luck hai


Edited by Shy_ - 14 April 2016 at 11:29pm

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Posted: 15 April 2016 at 12:14am | IP Logged
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Sala Samajh me nahi ata problem kya hai. Problem, Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. Aur kya problem hai yar.

Problem ye hai ki hum chahte hai ki humari life mein koi bhi problem na ho, Lekin agar meri life mein koi bhi problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

Basically har ladki ki life main 1 umar ati hai jab use realize hota hai ki ab uski life 1 driver, 1 bodyguard aur 1 naukar aur 1 atm card ke bina ab uski life nahi chal sakti hai.

Ab har ladki itna to afford kar sakti nahi hai to ladkiya dhoondti hai boyfriend, try par rakhti hai, kam par rakhti hai aur kam achha lage to naukari permanent aur sidha sadi.

aur shadi me sabse jayda imp. kya hota he mang bharna aur admi ka to kam hi yahi hai aurat ki har mang bharna.

Abe naukri jane ka paper waurk bhi khatam nahi hota ki ladki gayab, Polish wale itna jaldi i card nahi mangte hai jitna jaldi ye talaq mangati hai.

Basically agar ladki ko apne purse me 1 bar bhi hath dalana pad gya to matlab gayab, aur usme to unki Mr. India wali watch rakhi hoti hai sala hath dalate hi gayab.

Are such me bill bharna chahte ho to bharo bill bharane chahne ka natak mat karo, Bill Ke ammount ke hisab se bill mat bharo, Har bar bill bharo.

aur sun ladkiya ma bap ke samne give up marane ka sirf natak karti hai, Aisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum 2 lakh kama rahe ho aur woh ma bap ke presssure me akar 50000 wale se shadi kar le. Woh ma bap se tab tak fight karegi jab tak woh tumhare comparsion ka koi ladka na dhundh late.

Sala Jab breakup karengi to ye nahi ki bas chali jaye life se, Sala 10 din tak ye discussion karegi ki woh me aisa kar rahi hai, Achanak se unhe iss bat ki tension ho jayegi ki tumne khana khaya ki nahi abe itni hi concern hai to chhod hi kyun rahi ho.

Basically unko chahiye ki tum unse pucho ki tumne khana khaya ki nahi. Phir woh bole nahi phir tum bolo kha lo please, Phir woh roye phir ye confirm ho jaye ki ye jo breakup ho raha he ye tumhari galtiyo ke karan hi ho raha hai aur usme sabse badi victim bhi wahi hai sali selfish kahi ki.

Are tu titanic wali ko dekh le, Chal mana ki lakdi par 1 admi ke fit hone ki jagah thi, To 15 15 min ki bari me nahi rah sakte the, magar nahi bechara woh mar gaya aur tumne ye kaise declear kar diya ki woh mar gaya hai. Tum Doc ho, tum nurse tumne uski nabas check ki ho abhi woh behosh bhi to ho sakta tha na.

Bechare ne good morning baby nahi bola to samajh liya ki woh mar gaya na

Abe din pura nahi padata hai kya ki admi sone se phale 2 min ke liye shanti se chain se late nahi sakta hai kya.

aur kya hai ye talk me to  sleep aur chalo main unhe sulane ke liye ye bhi kar lu, Lekin sote sote rat me achanak aise kon si bhayanak ghatna ghat jati hai, Ki unhe uthane ke sath hi bat karni hai


Baby 1 ghanta ho gya tumhara phone nahi aya, Abe adha ghanta to muzko khud uthane me lag jata hai, Phir admi potti karta hai, Brush karta hai, Nahata hai Fressh hota hai har admi ka fundamental right hai potti karte karte sochna lekin nahi inko to tabhi bhi bat karni hai.

Bhai shadi shuda admi office ke liye hamissha late me hota hai, me ki woh jab time se uthte hai to bat karne me late hote hai aur jo samjhdar log hote hai woh uthte hi late hai ki sala utho Ready ho aur bhago bas bat na karni pade.

aur ye sab bardasht karne ke bad unki sabse badi galti ye hai ki inko sex ke bad bhi bat karni hai. Abe pagal hu kya.

Climax ko Climax me bolte he me ki uske bad film khatam, Meetha khane ke bad koi shoop pita he kya.

En ladkiyo ko admi se 2 chizo ki need hoti he I love you aur saurry. sala I love you bolo to bolengi why do you love me unhe har 2 month me janana hai ki why do you love me.

Ya ya you love me but give me 5 reason faur love me. are pagal hu kya yar itna kaun sochta hai yar. Suna nahi kya tumne pyar 1 ehsas hai.

aur sabse bada to hai ye saurry aur admi thak har ke saurry bol hi deta hai, Lekin saurry bolne ke bad mamla khatam nahi hota hai asali mamla to waha se start hota hai.

Ki tumhe pata bhi hai me tum saurry me bol rahe ho, Are tumhe ye bhi nahi pata tum saurry me bol rahe ho, Are bhai jis bare me fight kar rahe he usi ke liye saurry bol raha hu na.

Abe koi bhi bat inko samjho majal hai ki unko samajh a jaye, aur yahi bat enka bisst friend samjha de ye 1 min me samajh jayengi ye sara bisst friend ka **** hai.

Bisst friend ki topi pehnana pehnana kar Ullu banate rahenge Dosti me no saurry no please no pushkar me ki ab friendship me koi limit hi nahi rahi. me ki dosti me ladka lakdi ke ghar me ake jitne chahe jitne din rahe rah sakta hai.

Dosti me ladka ladki ko god me baith jaye no problem, Dosti me ladki daru pike lakde ki kis bhi le le ya uske samne kapde bhi badal ya to phir sex bhi kar le sab ok ok.

Are jab tum mujhko bata sakti ho ki main kya pahnu to main me nahi bata sakta ki tum kya pehanna hai. aur mera batana etna bada isssu kaise ban jata hai.

aur ye phone to sabse bada dushman hai admi ka woh kya hai na har admi ko pata hota he ki phone me bat karne ke bad 1 time ke bad issme fight hona hi he.

Lekin ap phone cut nahi kar sakte ho me ki ladkiyo ke hisab se ap ke phone me to call cut karne ka option hi nahi hota na. Woh cut kar sakti hai me ki woh unka hak hai aur unko apna tv serial dekhna he.

Par ap nahi me ki ab airtel ab phone par hi nahi tv par bhi ap ki marane ke liye a gaya hai. match recaurd karo bad me dekho abe lady to convince ho gayi ki match bad me recaurd karke dekh le par kon sa self risspecting mard match recaurd karke bad me dikhata hai.

Etna sab to thik he ab ye smart phone bhi a gaye marne ke liye ab tu hi bata aise apps banane ki kya jarurat thi jo ap ki location bataye cigarette kharidane ke liye thoda ruk kya gya ki turant phone a jayega ki baby maine dekha tum 3.5 min se kahi ruke the to maine socha call karke puch lu.

Are meri ma car chalte time itni bar phone karegi to admi to waise hi mar jayega. agar admi mar raha ho na tab bhi unko phone karke batao baby main mar raha hu, Mujhe yamaraz lene a gaye hai.

Tab bhi iss bat se inko fark nahi padega ki admi mar raha hai. tab bhi puchengi kaha mar rahe he me mar rahe ho kaise mar rahe ho are tumne bataya nahi tumhara ajj marane ka plan tha.

inke 1 sawal main 2 sawal chupe hote hai layered hoti hai sawalo ki. agar tumhe chole achhe lage ho to thik hai galti se bhi us chole main kuch kami nikal do aur agar woh chole uski ma ne diye honge tab to ho gaya matlab ki tum uski family ko hi pasand nahi karte ho.

ladkiyo ko me aisa lagata hai ki unke ma bap god hai. agar tum life me kuch bhi seekh sakte ho to bas unke ma bap se hi seekh sakte ho.

aur ha woh hamare ma bap ko kuch bhi bole no problem aur tum unke ma bap ko 1 line kya bol do third war start. aur ye sab hone ke bad bhi hum ladkiyo ke sath hai.

aur jo nahi hai woh disparate ladki dhondte hai qyon qyon qyon ki rishwat deti hai woh, q ki unke pass dene ko jo rishwat woh kabhi khatam nahi hoti aur hum sale rishwat khaur apni maraye ja rahe he maraye ja rahe isse to acha he ki sale apne hath se hi sadi kar le.



Edited by Shy_ - 15 April 2016 at 12:19am

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Posted: 15 April 2016 at 1:35am | IP Logged
aaj subs lun ya nahi
dono phateechar team hai Dead

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Posted: 15 April 2016 at 1:38am | IP Logged
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@ Shy, Pyar Ka Panchnama LOL

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Posted: 15 April 2016 at 1:46am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Anachronist

guess song


Arrey gadabad ho gayi arrey chhutti ho gayi arrey siti baj gayi LOL

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Originally posted by Anachronist

aaj subs lun ya nahi
dono phateechar team hai Dead

Kal lio 2 matches hain 
Aaj bas 2 sub kr zyada se zyada

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