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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the
8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's
just stale bread to begin with.
10. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it
11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist but a person drives a race car not called
12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14. Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?
15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in
the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?
18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19. What hair color do they put on the drivers
licenses of bald men?
20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it
dawned on me . .they're cramming for their final exam.
21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what
do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in
the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
while they delivered the mail?
23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?
24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to
25. No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their
team is winning.
26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
30. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
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Think about these quotes and ponder!
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JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!Something to ponder!!
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