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Posted: 18 May 2015 at 4:31am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -SHAHfan4ever-

EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up. That's HOPE

no we set alarms so that if we are awake we are not late in our schedule

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Posted: 18 May 2015 at 4:31am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -SHAHfan4ever-

WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. That's CONFIDENCE
WE See the world suffering. But still we get Married. That's LOVE.
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence 'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.' That's ATTITUDE

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Posted: 18 May 2015 at 4:34am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -SHAHfan4ever-

BOY called his girlfriend on phone... Her dad picked the call... !!
Dad: Hello. Who is this?
Boy: "main amitabh bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir "
Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitement, gave phone to her)
Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening.
Option a: beach
Option b: park
Option c: coffee shop
Option d: mall"
Girl: "Option a"
Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam..!!
"Moral Where their is Will their is a Way If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways but not your principles.! Trees change their leaves but not their roots..!! "Think twice... Act wise." Wink

darun fatafati

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Posted: 18 May 2015 at 4:35am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -SHAHfan4ever-

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu...
Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kaale ko...
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai...
Anchor: Aur kala?:
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai..!!
ROFL ROFL

lol LOL

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Posted: 18 May 2015 at 5:15am | IP Logged
Fatafati sadi. Specially Kala ya shafed ROFL

Edited by AR_RK - 18 May 2015 at 5:16am

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Posted: 18 May 2015 at 9:31am | IP Logged
Titli link ta dkh 
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Posted: 18 May 2015 at 9:40am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -SHAHfan4ever-

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu...
Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kaale ko...
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai...
Anchor: Aur kala?:
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai..!!
ROFL ROFL
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