Joined: 19 October 2004
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
"I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders to
instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to
whom it may concern."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
Joined: 26 August 2004
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