First of all i'm so sorry for not updating as i was very ill. so, here is the long update. all juta chappals r welcome.
PART 5
IN KM
Indira and Randeep are talking in their room. Randeep is laughing while talking.
Randeep: bhagwan ne ek beta diya hain mujhe ekdum frame mein tangane k layak. Muddy puddle mein ladki dhund raha hain. Jaldi usse ladki ka ata pata pucho. Taki ladki k parents se jake unki shaadi ki baat kar sake. Warna dusri baar muddy puddle mein hi gum ho jayega. Phir humare bete ko dhundna muskil ho jayega.
Indu: aap itna chinta maat kijiye. Kal hum hussiyarpur ja rahe hain na. Tab usse puch lungi sab.
Randeep: abhi abhi muddy puddle se aya hain. Aur aab tum isse iss barish k mousam mein waha le ja rahi ho. Dyaan rakhna, kahi slip hoke khai mein na gir jaye. Aur haan, cornel sab agar mere barein mein puche toh kuch bahana bana dena. Warna kya pata, gun leke mere piche piche aa jaye.
They both laugh over that. Bt suddenly, Randeep got serious and told Indu.
Randeep: Indu, jo tum kar rahe ho kya woh theek hain?
Indu: matlab kya hain aapka?
Randeep: Indu, mujhe lagta hain ki tumhe Maan ko sab kuch sach sach bata dena chahiye. Arey tumhe pata hain ki unn logo ka phone bhi aya tha. Iss baat ko tum aur kitna chupaoge Maan se. Agar humare batane se pehle agar kisi aur se usse pata chal gaya, toh uska reaction kya hoga tumhe pata hain.
Indu: main kya karu? Aap hi bataiye mujhe. Kaise usse yeh baat batau? Humare beta kitna khush hain. Usse ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya hain. Main kaise usse uski khushi chin lu. Jo bhi ho, main agey sambhal lungi. Aap chinta maat karo.
Randeep sheid looking at Indira and thought "OVER PROTECTIVE MOTHER"
Next morning Maan and Indira started their journey to hussiyarpur. It's raining heavily. Maan is driving the car and Indu is laughing loudly.
Maan: Mom, aap itna jor jor se hass rahi hain. Kya baat hain. Dad ne kya yeh kaha hain ki woh aapko divorce de denge.
Indu: tere baat sunke koi bhi hassega. Aisa lagta hain ki ek comedy film ki kahani.
Maan pouted his lips.
Maan: ek romantic film ko comedy film bol rahe ho aap. Aapka beta aab bada ho gaya hain, ek ladki se pyaar karne laga hain. Aab yeh sochiye ki kaise aap uss ladki ko dhundke bete ki shaadi karwayenge. Just think humari kahani ki end kaisa hoga, humari babies honge, sab aapko dadima dadima kehke bulayenge.
Indu: arey ruk ruk, pehle uss ladki ko tho pa le.
Maan: aapki matlab hain, mujhe woh ladki nehi milegi?
Indu: agar tere kismat mein hain toh zarur milegi.
Just then Maan's car stopped suddenly.
Maan: aapne kismat ki baat kiya, aur dekho mere car ki tyre puncture ho gaya. Pucture kismat.
Indu: tu tension maat le. Tere Dad jab dusri baar bus ki ticket leke uspe I Love U likhke diya tha na. Tab uss bus ka accident ho gaya tha.
Maan just smiled and said.
Maan: dad k sath aapki shaadi bhi ek accident hi thi.
Indu: shaitan ladka. Ja jake car ki tyre change kar.
Maan: ok.
Maan is changing the tyre and Indu is standing there.
Maan: mom, mishty se meri phir mulakat hogi.
Indu: kaise?
Maan: arithmatic. World is round. Aur iss round world mein agar kisiko ek baar achcha lagne lagta hain toh dusri baar usse mulakat hoti hi hain. Aur dusri baar...
when Maan was saying all this to his mother, just then a car passed by there in full speed. So road ki full mud Maan k face pe chala gaya. He got soo angry. He started to ran after the car. Bt the car just zoomed away.
Maan: agar mere haath mein ata na toh pura 4 tyres puncture kar deta.
Just then Geet and meera's car stoped infront of Maan. As Maan was middle of the road. Geet move her head outside from the window and start laughing looking at Maan's face. As Maan's face was covered by mud she didn't recognised him. Bt Maan stood there mesmerized by her laughter.
Geet's car passed from Maan's side. Bt Geet threw her hanky towards Maan's face laughing. Just then Maan realised that Geet is really here. Maan start ran towards Geet's car. Bt no result. Then he looked for the hanky. The hanky is flowing in the air and get stucked at a car. A man come out from the car and took the hanky in his hand. Maan come running there.
Maan: thank u. Now give me the hanky.
The man is vicky. He looked at the hanky carefully and saw there is sewing the name "GEET".
vicky: Ispe toh Geet naam hain. Tumhe toh dekhke nehi lag raha ki tum ladki ho.
Maan: aapko bhi toh nehi lag raha. Bich ka kuch lag raha hain. Layiye mere hanky de dijiye.
vicky patted Maan's cheek.
vicky: nehi dunga. Ja ghar jake apna hath muu dho le. Tujhe dekhke pura bandar lag raha hain.
Maan: main hath muu dhoke toh insan ho jaungi. Bt agar aapko bleach pe bhi dho lu toh bandar hi rahenge. Dijiye merd hanky dijiye.
Listening this vicky started hitting Maan. Bt Maan used his tai-chi tecniq and beat vicky badly. Then he took the hanky with himself and went to his mother.
There Indu is very worried as Maan didn't come still. It's very late. Maan come running there and thought, "Mother India abhi baras padegi"
Indu: kaha gaya tha tu, kitni der ho gaya hain. Yeh kya haal bana rakhkha hain apna.
Indu: mom, maine phir uss ladki ko dekha. Uske piche bhaga bhi tha. Bt bas thodi speed k liye nikal gayi.
Indu: tera dimag kharab ho gaya hain, isiliye har ladki wahi nazar ati hain. Aab chal.
They started their journey again. They reached Handa haveli. Rano come out with a umbrella as it's raining heavilly there.
Rano: Indu, jaldi, umbrella k niche aa ja. Warna bheg jayegi. Abhi yeh maat kehna ki tujhe arti karke ander lena hoga.
Indu: Rano, tu bhi na.
Indu went in rano's umbrella. As Maan is still in car, Indu asked him.
Indu: Maan, chal andar chal.
Maan: bt mom ek new place pe aya hu. Thodi ghum phir ke toh dekh lu.
Indu: kaha jane ki jarurat nehi hain iss barish mein. Utar, utar car se.
Maan: mom, kitne years baad aap apne childhood friend se mile ho. Kitne baat stock pe hain. Woh sab unload kijiye. Aur do saheli ki bich main kya karunga.
Saying this he starts his car and zoomed away.
Maan went towards a market. He got down from the car and starts drenching himself. Bt suddenly his eyes stuck at someone. Geet and meera are also in the market. Maan went towards them. Bt they went to a shop. Geet asked the sk to show something. Maan also followed them. Geet is soo shocked seeing him again. Bt didn't say anything.
Geet tried a ear ring.
Maan: achcha nehi lag rahi, wapas kar do.
Geet looked at him irritatingly and asked the sk to pack THIS ear rings.
Maan: maine mana karne par bhi le liya.
Geet: usse aapko kya?
Maan: tum dekhne mein jitni khubsurat ho, tumhari taste utni hi buri hain.
Geet snapped at him.
Geet: Mind ur own business.
saying this Geet pay the bill and start walking outside with meera. Maan again followed them.
Maan: Ayan and Jannat ko pehchante ho. Humare potey-potiya. Ladka hua toh Ayan aur ladki hui toh Jannat. Phir hum unhe humari love story sunayege.
Geet got shocked listening his talk.
Geet: akhir chahiye kya aapko?
Maan: arithmetic. Dekho world is round. Iss world pe agar kisiko achcha lagne lage toh usse dusri baar mulakat hoti hi hain. Aur dusri baar mulakat matlab shaadi pakki. Tumhare sathe yeh mere 3rd meeting hain. Matlab tumse mere shaadi hoga hi hoga, yeh confirm hain.
Geet: what!!!!
Maan: yes, I Love U. Aur shub kaam mein deri kaisi.
Geet: aapki parents hain?
Maan: hain matlab. Bilkul hain, woh bhi frame mein tangke rakhne k layak. Mere dad ki 15 factories hain. Aur main unki ek lauta beta. Tumhari saas matlab mere mom ekdum Mother India, jo uski bete ki bahu ko sar ka taj banake rakhkhegi. Sab kuch milake ek dhamakedar family background. Koi bhi ladki ki parents sunke haan kar dega.
Geet: listen...
Maan: arey nehi nehi, tumhari family Background sunne ki jarurat nehi hain mujhe. Tum mujhe pasand ho, yahi mere liye kafi hain. Aur agar koi gadbad hua toh woh main adjust kar lunga. Sab kuch apni mann motabek hota hain kya.
Geet: app ke ghar k aas pass koi mental hospital hain?
Maan: hain na. Kyun? Tumhari family mein koi pagal hain kya.
Geet: nehi aapke liye. Lagta hain aapka head ki kuch screw dhila ho gaya hain. Unn sabko jaldi se tight kar lijiye. Warna agli bar road pe pitenge kisise.
Saying this she turned towards a shocked Meera and dragged her with herself. Maan just smiled looking at them and scremed at Geet. Geet turned around.
Maan: sunoo, shayad ek achcha ladka hath se chala jayega. Main aur tumhare piche nehi bhagunga. Par agar galti se phir tum mere samne aa gaye, phir aise pakrunga ki kabhi khudko chura ne paoge. Sidha mandir le jake shaadi kar lunga.
Geet twisted her lips. She and meera sat in their car and went away leaving a drenching Maan behind.
FOR PM ADD THIS IDEdited by janna341 - 8 years ago
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