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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 12:02pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by carisma2

Originally posted by TheBoss

Upen Patel
Homeless
UpenBhaiPatel@Naukri.com
Phone: Not available

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Objective: To secure a position, any position for spot boy, watch man, dhobi at BiggBoss house.
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Profile: A hopeless romantic. Extremely untrusworthy, problems taking direction with an ability to jump to conclusions. Laid back, lethargic and a zeal for tardiness. Seeking a position where I don't have to work hard and get to live for free. Remarkable qualities to turn everything to dust when touched.
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Qualifications: Masters in Douchebaggery (University of Jackass).
Technical qualification: Degree in Kinesology (majors in touchy-feely) 
Language spoken: Superior skills in Hindi and thug life English
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Previous experience: Backup dancer in some 2006 movie?
Present contestant in BiggBoss 8
Some previous affair with Deepika Padukone
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Interested parties please contact.  I sweah on my mutha I wont eff it up.

Make a post as the person reading this CV and what they must be thinking.. lol 

look at his face, man! ROFL

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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 12:37pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --SH7_Sunny--

Cha gaya Guru tu cha gaya Clap ROFL ROFL
 

Upen is perfect for that position in BB coz he is workless, useless, and spineless.

I will recommend ppl to give this job to Upen Big smile

Im sure he will say if you want something done right, do it yourself and go back to sleep or doing whatever he does.
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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 12:38pm | IP Logged
EWW that picture. Whenever i see these ego maniac so called "celebrities" that are considered "hot" in India, my thoughts go out to the women there.
what about a normal person? how can they possibly look. 

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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 1:04pm | IP Logged
LOL Trust u to find such an ugly pic...eeewww...you wanna give us all nightmares for the rest of our lives?LOL

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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 1:07pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by shaz2009

LOL Trust u to find such an ugly pic...eeewww...you wanna give us all nightmares for the rest of our lives?LOL

I still remember the days when you used to brighten up my Facebook newsfeed with your selfies and bring all kinds of halal thoughts in my mind being the eye candy you were. Damn Zuckerberg banned that account of mine, and with it you were gone too. LOL


Edited by TheBoss - 29 December 2014 at 1:06pm

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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 1:08pm | IP Logged
A Job that allows him to sleep, sit, gossip. LOL

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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 1:14pm | IP Logged
I find that airporti jallad guy more pleasant to look at than Upen.. Dead Nice pic you got btw..Thumbs Up totally suits his profile and ''charming'' selfLOL

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Posted: 29 December 2014 at 1:14pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by shaz2009

LOL Trust u to find such an ugly pic...eeewww...you wanna give us all nightmares for the rest of our lives?LOL

when i see pictures like that, i go through a cleansing ritual, clean my contact lens then look at cute pictures of cats and real hotties for 5 minutes to lessen the trauma 

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