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Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha Season 2

MMT Monday : 29th December 2014 (Page 10)

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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 10:44am | IP Logged
Maine ek os padha duo cooking. Main tere liye yaha post kar rahi hu.

Daya dragged Abhijit to interrogation room by his coat sleeve.
Abhijit: Kya bath hai Daya itna nevous kyun ho aur mujhey esey gaist ke laney
ka kya matlab hai.
Hein.
Daya: Yaar me ek
musibath mein huin yaar... Wo na...
Abhijit: Kyun kya hua? Firsey jagada kya niyati se? Magar wo to ghusey mein hai na terey upar uska taang kichney ki wajah se.
Daya: Haan. Magar ab...
Abhijit: Ab firsey tu ne use cheda kya?
Daya: ABHIJIT. Please ek bar tho meri bath ko pura bolne tho do.
Abhijit: Oh sorry.
Haan bol merey
dosth kya hua?
Daya(swallowing):
Abhijit. Mei ne niyati ko mana liya hai.
Abhijit: Wah ye tho
achi bath hai. Tujhe patha hai ye mana kitni badi kaam hai. Uff...
Math puch patha hai ek bar kya hua... Tarika ne...
Daya walked out lost.
Abhijit: Arrey Daya
bath tho sun.
Daya: Abhijit please. Mein already bahut
tensed huin aur tu
apni kahani sunake aur math paka yaar.
Abhijit: Daya tuney niyati ko manaliya tho prob kya hai? Tujhey tho khush honi chahiye.
Daya(laughing
scristically): Yaar.
Meiney usey kuch
jada hi mana liya
yaar.
Abhijit: Kyun kya kiya tuney?
Daya(racking his hair tensed): Yaar meiney usey dinner keliye
bulaya hai.
Abhijit: Acha kaam
kiya.
Daya: Nahi. Apney
ghar mein bulaya hai.
Abhijit: OK. Mein thodi dher bhar chala jatha huin. Mujhey koi prob
nahi hai.
Daya: Nahi prob tum nahi mein huin.
Abhijit: Tu?
Daya: Meiney usey
kaha ki... ki... (eyes closed) mein apney hathon se usey kahana bana ke kilaounga.
Silence prevailed.
Daya opened his eyes slowly to see Abhijit totally frozen. Daya
poked Abhijit in his
shoulder with his
forefinger. Abhijit
shook himself up.
Abhijit: Ye ye ye...tu ney kya kardi yaar.
Daya: patha hai bahtu badi galti kar di mein ney.
Abhijit: Patha hai tho ab kya karega?
Daya: Isliye tho terey paas aya huin mein. Tu hi kuch idea de naa.
Abhijit: Mein!
Daya: Haan yaar
please.
Abhijit walked to and fro covering the length of the room. Daya followed him.
Abhijit suddenly
turned and hit Daya's chest.
Abhijit: Ouch. Daya! Tu merey peechey kya kar rahaa hai?
Daya: Boss idea mila?
Abhijit: Haan. Ek
kaam karthey hain. Ek achi si restaurant ko phone karthey
hain. Aur ghar mein garam kar ke khila dengey.
Daya: Kya boss marwaogey kya. Ye idea acha nahi hai.
Abhijit: Kyun? Usko thodina malum chalegi.
Daya: Agar Tarika ko patha chal gayi tho wo bi pakad
legi.
Abhijit; Yaar wo mein uss din box ko dispose karni chahiye thi...
Daya: Nahi boss. Mein kuch nahi suna chatha. Mein ne soch liya.
Abhijit: Kya?
Daya: Ki meiney jo
wada kiya usey
nibaney kya...
Before Abhijit could digest what Daya meant they where in vegetable shop
buying vegetables or let's say trying to buy. (Ya trying to buy let's see how they where buying vegetables)
Daya: Yaar Abhijit
mein aaj na roti, daal, raitha , rice aur lauki kofta banaunga.
Abhijit just gave
amazed look at Daya.
Abhijit: Tu?
Daya: Tu nahi HUM
kaho Abhi. HUM.
(Pointing both of
them).
Abhijit(thinking) :
Margaye. Hey
bhagwan in pyar
karney wale dosthon se bachalo.
Daya(pulling Abhijit): Chalo Abhijit. Apna
expert advice do
mujhey.

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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 10:46am | IP Logged
DUO stopped at one
shop in the crowded
market.
Daya: Bhai saab ek
kilo tamatar dena
please. Au eek kilo
aloo bi aur haan
matar bi.
Abhijit(pulling Daya):
Arrey Daya. Tujhey
patha bi hai bi yanahi
ki koftha mein aur
daal mein ye sab
lagtha hai b ya nehi?
Daya: Chill karo boss.
Ghar jake intrnet pe
check karlengey.
Abhijit: Ek minute
mein Tarika ko phone
karkey puch leta huin.
Daya: Arrey wo tho
London gayi hai naa
conference attend
karney keliye.
Abhijit: Arrey haan.
Tho Daya itna math
karidh naa. Wase ho
gaya tho.
Daya: Nahi hoga. Aur
kabi kaaam ajayega
Abhi. Tu chintha
math kar.
Abhijit: Iska kuch nahi
ho saktha.
Sabzi waala: Le lijiye
saab.
Daya: Ji thank you.
Arrey haan lauki
kofta keliye lauki
chahiye naa. Bhai
saab 10 lauki dena.
Sabzi waala: 10! Kya
aap shaadi keliye
sabzi karid rahey
hain?
Daya: Nahi nahi. Shadi
keliye raazi karvane
keliye.
Sabzi wala: Kya sab
kuch samajhnahi aa
raha hai.
Abhijit: Ab tu kya
karega samajh ke Jo
kaha wo dena bus.
Sabzi wala: Merey ko
kya saab. Mein sabzi
dhunga aur aao
paisey. Ismein itni
ghusa honi kikya bath
hai saab.
Abhijit: Tik hai tik hai.
Sabzi waala: Ye lijiye
saab 10 lauki.
Daya: Arrey ye kya
hai. Humey kya
bewakuf samjh ke
rakha hai kya?
Sabzi waala: Nahi
saab. Aap kya bol
rahein hain?
Daya: Fir kya lauki
pucha tho tum ye
kya de rahe ho. Lauki
do.
Sabzi waala: Sir ye hi
hai lauki. Aap chahiye
tho kisi sey puch
lijiye.
Abhijit: Nahi nahi.
Tum tik nahi ho.
Daya: Humney bahut
sarey hotel mein lauki
ka kofta khaya hai.
Wo itna ( showing
measure with his
index and thumb
finger) chota chota
aloo ke size mein
hotha hai.
Abhijit: Haan. Ye bhai
saab(pointing to
Daya) ne bahut sarey
khaye ine uloo nahi
bana .
Daya:Arey Abhi tuney
mujhey uloo kaha.
Abhijit: Yaar mein
yahaan tujhey
support kar raha huin
aur tu puch raha hai
ki meiney uloo tujhey
kahaa ya nahi.
Daya:Wesey nahi
Abhijit.
Abhijit(continuing) :
Isme doubt kyun.
Tujey hi bola. Khush.
Daya was shocked
by Abhijit's
confirmation.
Daya: Tu... tu... mein...
Abhijit: Ab ye tu tu
mein mein chod aur
jald se jald iska kaam
niptathey hain.
( turning to vendor)
Haan bhai humey
lauki hi chahiye.
Sabzi waala:'Arey
saab aap kitni bi baar
puch lijiye ye hi hai
lauki. Ek minute mein
apka shaq dur kart
ha huin. Madam ji!
Vendor called a lady
customer from
neighboring shop.
Madam: Ji.
Sabzi wala: Ji inhey
boliye ki ye hi lauki
hai. Ye log wiswaas hi
nahi kar rahe hain.
Madam: Ye hi lauki hai.
Kyun aap log pheli
baar aye hain kya
sabzi karid ney. Kyun
wife jagada hua hai
kya. Hn. Ye sab aapki
baz ki bath nahi hai.
Hnn... Wesey ye lauki
hai badi achi hai
kitney ka hai...
Duo looked at each
other.
Abhijit: Yaar mein
firse khe raha huin
hotel se mangwa
lethey hain.
Daya: Nahi Abhijit.
Dubara iske barey
baath math kar. Agar
tujhey koi takleef hai
tho tu ghar ja. Mein
sab sambal lunga.
Saying he paid vendor
and walked towards
Qualis.
Abhijit also followed
him. Both drove in
silence and reached
home.

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They both placed
everything on the
sofa and went to get
fresh. The returned
to hall and preceded
towards kitchen with
vegetables and
groceries.
Daya wore an only
apron of course with
some help from
Abhijit. Then they
searched for recipe
through tab and
started to work.
Daya : Dekho Abhijit,
maine chawwal
cooker main laga diye
hai..issiliye 3-4 sitti
bajne ke baad use
band kar dena..tum
yeh sabjiya kato tab
tak main rotti bana
ta hu..
Abhijit: Theek hai..
Daya starts making
roti..he takes some
flour & prepare the
things as mentioned
in the tab.
Daya : Are yaar
Abhi..issmain likha hai
ki, "Aate ko jyada
marode na..paani ki
matra utni hi daliye
jab tak aata paani
main" ...
Abhijit : Yaar Daya
jaldi kar..
In hurry Daya pours a
jug of water in the
atta & starts miximg
it..Here Abhijit is
cutting the veggies &
is now ready to give
some tadka to the
vegetable..
Abhijit On the gas &
wash the kadhai
with water & put it
on the stove & add
3-4 spoons of oil in it
which led to bursting
of some small
crackers in
kadhai..Both got
hoorified at his site..
Daya: Abhi gas band
karo jaldi..
Abhijit: Are nahi
rehne do isse..maine
kahi par sooona tha
ki jab aise aawaje
aate hai toh samjho
ki tadka lag gaya..
Daya: Are u sure?
Abhijit (with pride) :
Are haan ..tu jaldi se
aata boon jaa..
Daya:; theek hai..
Daya is trying to mix
the atta wid water
but due to large
quantity of water
the resultant mixture
was very much rich in
fluidity,& the less
viscous..
Daya: Abhi yeh aata
goon nahi raha
hai..paste jaise ho
gaaya hai..
Abhijit: toh ussamain
thoda aur aata daal
na..
Daya: Woh toh
already kar ;iya phir
bhi nahi ho raha
hai..kya karu?
Abhijit : Idea! Hum
isska paani nikal dete
hain..
Daya: Kaise?
Abhijit : Isse garam
kar ke...dekh agar
isse garam karenge
toh yeh joh paani hai
who evaporate ho
jaaye aur yeh
mixture gadha ban
jayega..simple
They kept that
mixture on the stove
so that the water
gets
evaporated..they
kept it for half
hour,when Daya's
gazed moved to the
another stove..
Daya: Arre Abhi yeh
kya? Abi tak chawal
waala stove tumne
band kyu nahi kiya?
Aisa kyu rakha hai
tumne?
Abhijit: Arre hi toh
kaha tha na ki 3-4
sitti ho jaye tabhi
band karna..par 1
ghante se 45 min se
dekh raha hu ki
issmain koi sitti witti
nahi baaji..kitna waqt
lagta hai yaar, iss
chawal ko pakne
main?..
Daya : iss tab ke
hisab se, karib 10-12
min main chawaal
pak jaate hain..phir
pata nahi kyu abhi
tak sitti nahi baaji?
There was loud thud
noise...the cooker
laaunched itself from
Kitcheen's stove & its
top part landed on
the tadke waala
kadhai while the
bottom part of
cooker launched on
the aata mixture.
And site of DUO was
worth watching.
They were totally
shocke and bewider
at first. Then half
cooked rice fell on
Abhijit and aata fell
on Daya. And they
just stood like a
snow statue face
covered white with
their witts out.

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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 10:49am | IP Logged
Parso hai balveera ki shadi
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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 10:51am | IP Logged
Sab kehte hai jab se ballu veera ki life me aaya hai veera ne bus saha hai. Such to ye hai ki Jab se veera baldev ki life me aai hai bechara bus problem me hi pada hai.
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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 10:52am | IP Logged
Jallu ko salim ki jaan bachane ke liye ek or shadi karni hogi.
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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 10:56am | IP Logged
Ok me going bye gd nt dear
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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 11:01am | IP Logged
haha ..super hai !!


abhi ka HEIN toh evergreen hai !!

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