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congozz Chandu..
I'll b bck wid questions..
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Chandu aa gayi moi grill karne Evil Smile Bwahahaha


SET 1:

 

Fav Food:

Fav Dessert:

Fav Time-pass:

Fav Fiction Show:

Fav Reality Show:

Fav Movie (both BW n HW):

Fav Actor (both BW n HW):

Fav Actress (both BW n HW):

Fav Book:

Fav Author:

Fav Character in SH:

Fav Song (recent):

Fav Holiday Destination:

Fav TV Actors n Actress:

Fav Place on IF:

Fav Horror movie:

Fav Action movie:

Fav Comedy movie:

Fav Romantic movie:

Fav Colour:

Fav Smell:

Fav Sound:

Fav Taste:

Fav Shopping Brand:

Fav Make-up item:

Fav Subject:

Fav Indoor game:

Fav Outdoor game:

Fav Superhero:

Fav Comic Series:

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SET 2:



 

What time you wake up on a Sunday morning??

What is the first thing you do after getting up in the morning??

What is the color of your bedroom??

What is the color of your toothbrush??

What phone do you use??

What is the last book you read??

What is the one thing that you're absolutely afraid of??

What is your style statement??

What was the first nursery rhyme you've learned??

What does the word Boyfriend' means to you??

What toothpaste do you use??

What was the last thing you ate??

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SET 3:

 

What if your name wasn't Chandana??

What if you wake up one day n find you've turned into a boy??

What if your weight is 100 kgs??

What if your height is 10 feet??

What if you became bald??

What if you get kidnapped by King Kong??

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1. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
3.At a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?"
4.Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
5. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
6. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
7. . Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
8. Why is it that to stop Windows 7, you have to click on "Start"?
9.If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
10.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
11Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
12.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
13.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
14.If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
15. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
16.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
17.Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
18.What is another word for thesaurus?
19.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
20.How do you feel after answering all these questions????

21.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? 

22.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?

23.What is the speed of darkness?

24.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

25.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? 

26.Can you cry under water? 

27.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

28.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

29.Do fish ever get thirsty?

30.Can you get cornered in a round room? 

31.What does OK actually mean?.

32.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

33.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? 

34.What should one call a male ladybird?

35.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? 

36.Can you blow a balloon up under water? .

37.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 

38.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? 

39.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

40.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

41.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

42.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

43Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

44Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
45 At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
46 If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
47 Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
48 Why are there no 'B' batteries?
49 If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
50 If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
51 How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
52 When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
53 If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
54 If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
55 If God sneezes, what should you say?
56 Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
57 If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
58If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
59 Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
60 If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
61In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
62 Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
63 If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
64 Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
65 Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
66 Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
67 Can you daydream at night?
68 Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
69 What is Satan's last name?
70 What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
71 Why does quicksand work slowly?
72 Can crop circles be square?
73 If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
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75: How do u feel after aswering all these questions?
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Posted: 30 December 2014 at 10:22am | IP Logged
Omg ! Chandu...congo... Hug...enjoy the grilling Evil Smile
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SET 4:

1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection? 

2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door? 

3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race? 

4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket? 

5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 

6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 

7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 

8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'? 

9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary? 

10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 

 

11. At a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?" 

 

12. If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? 

13. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway? 

14. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? 

15. Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it? 

16. How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink? 

17. Why do kamikazes wear helmets? 

18. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart? 

19. How long is a piece of string? 

 

20. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 

21. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 

22. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? 

23. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 

24. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

25. Why is it that night falls but day breaks? 

26. Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles? 

27. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 

28. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? 

29. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 

30. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day? 

 

31. If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it? 

32. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

33. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? 

34. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? 

35. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 

36. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? 

37. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 

38. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 

39.Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? 

40.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 

41. Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays? 

42. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 

43. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 

44. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? 

45. Why don't they just make food stamps edible? 

46. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 

47. Why get even, when you can get odd? 

48. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 

49. Why is a boxing ring square? 

50. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? 

51. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? 

52. Why is clear considered a color? 

53. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 

54. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 

55. If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? 

56. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? 

57. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? <

58. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? 

59. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 

60. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? 

61. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? 

62. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 

63. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? 

64. If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? 

65. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? 

66. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 

67. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? 

68. If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? 

69. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? 

70. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there? 

71. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 

 

72. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? 

73. Why do you feet smell and your nose runs? 

74. Why do you need a driver's licenseto buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 

75. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? 

76. Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries? 

77. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

78. Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice? 

79. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 91. If I save time, when do I get it back? 

80. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? 

81. Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up? 

82. Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo? 

83. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? 

84. Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them? 

85. Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag? 

86. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? 

87. Why do they make scented toilet paper? 

88. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? 

89. According to famous saying "Two's company, and three's a crowd" Then what's four and five?

90. Why did I limit this list to 90 questions? 

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