abhi: chashmish chashmish chashmish!
pragya: yes? wait what are you doing dancing behind my back
abhi: chashmish you're wearing the wrong blouse
pragya: errm no this is the one that goes with this sari
abhi: chashmish they forgot the back!
pragya: no that is the design
abhi: but but but
pragya: what?
abhi: have you no care for your own well being! that is a very delicate showroom it can't be open like that! exposed to negative elements!
pragya: what negative elements?
abhi: BURI NAZAAR
pragya: would you relax
abhi: if you won't worry for yourself i have to worry for you
pragya: what?
abhi: it's in the husband handbook
pragya: omg you started reading that?? what a miracle
abhi: yes therefore let us go and remedy this appalling situation of your vulnerable open showroom
pragya: if you read the husband handbook you should have seen something in the first chapter
abhi: what
pragya: never try to tell your wife what to do.
abhi: but. but. but - buri nazaar is a live and present danger!
pragya: please don't be so ridiculous
abhi: ok well at least if you take down your hair the khula showroom would have a curtain
pragya: no way we spent hours fixing my hair like this
abhi: chashmish come on you don't want to be subject to the malign forces of buri nazaar
pragya: ufff if i take down my hair will you leave me alone?
abhi: yes! well wait no, not alone, but -
pragya: FINE *takes down her hair*
abhi: FREEZES at the sight of chashmish's hair all free and sexily falling down her back
abhi: on second thought i guess your open showroom is fine, pull that curtain back up, as long as people are only window shopping that's ok
pragya: you are gross
abhi: i cannot win tonight, i cannot win
pragya: go read the rest of your handbook and then we'll see about winning 😛
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