IF GULATI BECOMES THE RULER OF THE NATION!!! - Page 11

the punishments for crime will be making the culprit(proved or not) swim at midnight for 45 or more minutes...

Poore Kapde pehenna will be a KANOONAN JURM!

New Rule for Girls

Toilets will be there only for raas leelas, baki sab chaude me karo.

Definition of FRIENDS will be...Two individuals who sleep while holding hands, apply lotion on each other, kiss at every instance, smooch infront of everyone and lock themselves in the bathroom every hour.

You can hope to get away with ANYTHING...if you just say: Mera DIL saaf hai, mere dil mein aapke liye kuch bhi nahin hai! 😈 Edited by Kwerky23 - 9 years ago

Originally posted by: ChemistryMajor

Physicians will be required to prescribe Nutella to their patients based on the research behind its magical effects on President Gulati.

Nutella will move its main headquarters to India.

President Gulati will be face of Nutella. He will be on every jar, in every ad, on every billboard holding and licking Nutella in different poses, of course without any clothing on.

Originally posted by: Chingaari

New measuring scale will be introduced

 where everything will be measured in Percentage  dosti ka percentage Pyaar ka percentage Dushmani ka percentage

chunao ka chihnn -sadakchaap beedi😃

Originally posted by: ChemistryMajor

Bathroom Smooching Act will be passed. According to this act, all citizens will be required by law to engage in bathroom kissing on their Ruler Gulati's birthday.

For those who cannot arrange kisses on their own, free kisses will be provided in public bathrooms courtesy of their generous leader.