Originally posted by: ChemistryMajor
Physicians will be required to prescribe Nutella to their patients based on the research behind its magical effects on President Gulati.
Nutella will move its main headquarters to India.
President Gulati will be face of Nutella. He will be on every jar, in every ad, on every billboard holding and licking Nutella in different poses, of course without any clothing on.
Originally posted by: Chingaari
New measuring scale will be introduced
where everything will be measured in Percentage dosti ka percentage Pyaar ka percentage Dushmani ka percentage
Originally posted by: ChemistryMajor
Bathroom Smooching Act will be passed. According to this act, all citizens will be required by law to engage in bathroom kissing on their Ruler Gulati's birthday.
For those who cannot arrange kisses on their own, free kisses will be provided in public bathrooms courtesy of their generous leader.
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