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IF GULATI BECOMES THE RULER OF THE NATION!!!

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Disclaimer : This is a fun topic, views from fans and non fans both are welcome. 


Today a thought passed my mind...

"WHAT IF GULATI BECOMES THE RULER OF THE NATION"


Below is a list of possibilities of what would happen if our very own 
"Chaudha Chowdhary" becomes the ruler of the nation... 



1. Punty is the Special Advisory to the ruler. 


2. The way Hitler was greeted with the hand gesture, to "Greet Gauti" it would be compulsory to dip a finger in Nutella and hold it up for him. If he licks it, then your greeting was accepted.

3. His birthday will be celebrated as "Topless day for BOYZZ"

4. "Mere dil main kuch nahi hain" will be added as acceptable defence in the law system. Any crime may be forgiven if the culprit says these magic words immediately after the crime.

5. All haters will be deported to enemy land Tannastaan

6. Like "Swach Bharat"... "Lost and found campaign" to be launched. Lost and found bins to be set everywhere. If you find something that's not yours, you can dump them in these bins.
 

7. If cars are parked in no parking areas, then people have a right to trash them..because they were not in the right place and the owners did not follow the rules. 

8. Nutella is the National Food.

9. The nation has become the biggest importer of Lotions. 

10. There is a nation wide launch of Massage Schools.

11.  India has become the biggest exporter of Sadakchap beedi. 


Please feel free to add more points. Let's get creative. LOL

YENJOY!! Party



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Edited by SIR.MEOWINGTON - 25 December 2014 at 4:08am

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The phrase "chauday main" will be added to the  dictionary. "Being yourself would mean - Being Chauday main"



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Posted: 25 December 2014 at 3:14am | IP Logged
Good Post MeowLOL

To add few more---



There wil be new National channel ''Bathromance Darshan'' instead of Door DarshanWink

Nutella will be introduced in mid day meal menu in all Government schools

Members of Opposition will be known as 2 Rs Members  

National Songs of Gautipur will be ---

''Sab ki Jalti hai Kyunki Gauti ki Chalti haiWink

''Luv me or Hate me but u cant ignore me''







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  • All Asylum will be converted to research centres...and All Research centres to asylum 
  • Washrooms will be constructed at every 100 meters
  • In the ruler's court , all Men will be topless by Order 
  • All Woman in the ruler's court will either be bald or Pink head
  • Monkeys will be made the National animal
  • The Ruler will also play the court jester because of his love for slapstick comedy
  • Displaying Intelligence will be a punishable offence
  • Imagine TV will be declared national channel


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Punz will get Plotting and Violence ministryCool

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Chhoti Soch wale small town people will be treated as Slaves of Big town people

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