Chat Clubs

India-Forums

   
Chat Clubs
Chat Clubs

THE RSV CLUB#46-Happy Birthday Twinnie... (Page 28)

Zehnaseeb IF-Stunnerz
Zehnaseeb
Zehnaseeb

Joined: 17 July 2008
Posts: 45293

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 11:19am | IP Logged
on that I've stopped watching it againEmbarrassedLOL the show just keeps getting worse and worse with no hope of things getting any betterSleepySleepy went back to watching KZK insteadTongue Mukti's death and Prem losing his mental balance track..Thumbs Up yeah sadists like me love such thingsEmbarrassedLOL 

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

.SA.

Zehnaseeb IF-Stunnerz
Zehnaseeb
Zehnaseeb

Joined: 17 July 2008
Posts: 45293

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 2:12pm | IP Logged

it happens only on indian television

 

 

While I was switching channels on television last evening, I realised how every Indian daily soap takes inspiration from the other. If you've been watching these shows you will know what I am talking about and if you haven't well it won't take you more than a few minutes to catch up. Every protagonist is this extra enthu person who has this basic urge to get into the most insane problems ever! And there's a large extended family, a vamp and circumstances that are twisted and turned as per the swing in TRPs. These plots' for want of a better word are a totally desi offering, and whether it makes us proud or not is something we need to decide.

 

Waking up from the dead: Don't be upset if the protagonists of your favourite TV show die. There is a 99.9 % chance that they shall be back on public demand. Just like how Mihir woke up from the dead with memory loss and a new identity, this is a tried and tested TRP raising formula that shows like Uttran and Sasural Simar Ka still use.

 

waking up from the dead indian television

Source

 

Change in genres: Forget characters, our TV producers are master minds who not only change tracks but even the genre of their shows. For instance a family drama will turn into a love saga or a sasu bahu soap opera will evolve into a horror show of sorts. Just like Sasural Simar Ka introduced a horror track that didn't do anything for their show while Ballika Vadhu stopped being the tale of a little girl but became a show crusading evils and fighting multiple marriages. Wah re...Indian TV.

 

sasural simar ka indian television

Source

 

Dream sequences: How many of us day dream right in the middle of the road imagining a slow motion dance sequence with the love of our life. Well, clearly zero of us. But on Indian TV dream sequences happen often and even last a good 15 minutes of the 25 minutes allotted to the show. Talk about killing time!

 

indian television

Source

 

Happy unions followed by separations: This happens way too often, after all the show must go on isn't it? So the couples hate each other then they fall in love and paint the town red. At this point, just a day before their marriage, an ex lover will come back. Then the groom will go missing. Then the father in law will get a heart attack. Then yawn. (current example is Veera on Star plus)

 

Indian television

Source

 

Infertility isn't an issue: Television characters whether married or not have never faced much trouble with fertility because just one night of sex (sometimes even touching) is all it takes to get them preggers.

 

Indian Television

Source

 

Hold on to it: It's only here that estranged wives, fianc's and girl friends pop up exactly when the protagonist has moved on. Shagun from Yeh Hai Mohabbatein is the perfect example.

 

Indian Television

Source

 

Aging is beautiful: No matter how many leaps the show takes, the protagonists remain as young as before and sometimes even look hotter than their on-screen kids. Take Pavitra Rishta's Archana and Manav for instance. They're going to give anti-aging creams a run for their money.

 

Indian television

Source

 

It's all about money, honey: No matter how rich you are, never stop making money. Because the rich can turn poor, and poor can be rich in literally one night. So beware! Watched Meri Aashiqui Tumse Hi yet? Don't bother; we've already summed up the story.

 

indian television

Source


Expression is king: At least that's what we've learnt. Especially with close up shots of each and every family member in every angle showing their disappointment. And there will be multiple shots if there's a karara thappad involved.

 

Indian television

Source

 

Decking up isn't a task: Women will sleep, eat and bath in the fanciest clothes in their wardrobes and it's only in the world of Indian Television that there are no dark circles, pimples or bad hair days.

 

Indian Television

Source

 

Zehnaseeb IF-Stunnerz
Zehnaseeb
Zehnaseeb

Joined: 17 July 2008
Posts: 45293

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 2:49pm | IP Logged
on that note, watched its and bits of the 3rd gen too.. P2 falls in the sea and Saksham jumps in to save her, she's unconscious for a while since the water had gotten into her lungs and all, so without waiting for her to gain consciousness or checking her pulse, he jumps to the conclusion that she's dead and commits suicide..Stern SmileROFLROFL

Edited by Zehnaseeb - 15 January 2015 at 2:50pm

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

.SA.

Zehnaseeb IF-Stunnerz
Zehnaseeb
Zehnaseeb

Joined: 17 July 2008
Posts: 45293

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 5:29pm | IP Logged
and anotherLOL there are so many gags on Ekta Kapoor and her shows out thereErmmLOL on that note, 1,2 are so damn trueTongueLOL she lets all her old couples be and separates all the young onesOuchOuch and @bold red i can name like 5Stern SmileLOL

Things Ekta Kapoor taught us 

1)Never fall in love with tv couples who are young . The story in beginning will seem very addictive but keep away because they are meant to be separated . Either one will kill the other and end up in jail or they have chain of misunderstandings until they are in death bed. May lord have mercy on us.2 minutes silence for all the couples we shipped and ekta killed. Thank you Ekta . 

2) Start Loving couples who are old (ie with 2-3 kids) They do separate.They may even die BUT BUT all thanks to plastic surgery , they are supposed to be back . If plastic ever gets banned from earth , ekta will go along .

3) Her serials made you closer to god. No pun intended . Well you know all the bhajans now ,Well you know the fast remix version, that's a different story.You have less marks in exams you go " mangalam kundalithaksha mangalaya haro hari" Yes you want your kundali to not go wrong here.

4)If you start watching a serial of ekta your mon-fri is set for a minimum of 10 years . And you can help out your children with the story they missed out while they were not born.

5)Ekta helps us execise our brains by giving us bazillion names to update into our brain and arrange them generation wise. Arey bhaiyya he is my close relative , mama ki mummy ke chacheri ladki ki mummy ke nana ka bhai . very close.

6)Thanks to her ,now we have a list of ap-shakuns' and down-shaguns' ,You can predict whether a job will be successful or not . In short you a a ram baba in construction.

7)At a point of time ,there is a minimum of 2 antagonist. They separately have their makeup artist. The protagonist number varies but the glyrine used by protagonist to eye shadow makeup used by antagonist is of ratio 1:1. 

8)The best of the list - she made us fight for our rights . You cant bear these constant power cuts , because watching your show is your right . Jago Tv dekhne walo Jago . Ekta tv gold , with badi pathi serials and choti pathi serials.


Edited by Zehnaseeb - 15 January 2015 at 5:29pm

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

.SA.

Zehnaseeb IF-Stunnerz
Zehnaseeb
Zehnaseeb

Joined: 17 July 2008
Posts: 45293

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 5:59pm | IP Logged
what beautiful lyrics and what an awful voiceDeadDeadDead i dont get why they give such nice songs to such bad singers, he just made me appreciate Arijit's voice which says somethingStern SmileLOL

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

.SA.

.SA. IF-Stunnerz
.SA.
.SA.

Joined: 14 January 2009
Posts: 39560

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 11:11pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Zehnaseeb

Originally posted by .SA.

you are so right!!
listen to this varsha n pratik were in college together. pratik had an affair with her pretending to love her , got her preggers & left her.  she too has strong motive to kill pratik.SleepySleepy
Varsha kaunErmmErmm starting to lose track of all the charactersLOLLOL and i read in the TC article that Prateek is deadShockedShocked had that happened alreadyShockedShockedShocked
Varsha is Kabeer's therapist.( Bhairavi) LOLLOLLOL yes pratik was killed with a knife in his chest in a hotel room ,with amrita sleeping right next to him.SleepySleepy
Meghan (lavanya's daughter) & Trisha have fallen for the same guy  Aditya, who treated trisha .
trisha & aditya love each other . meghan wants aditya too. so she spies on him & discovers due to his negligence a girl called  swara has been paralyzed & that he has kept her in his house to look after her.  she gets swara's medical files & blackmails aditya with them. DeadDeadDead
when she gets to know from trisha that aditya is going to propose to her, she finds out about the location where aditya setup their rendezvous & reaches there before trisha & drags him away.LOLLOL
must say Meghan is evil just like her parents.
blackmailing a guy to get him.DeadDead


Edited by .SA. - 15 January 2015 at 11:49pm

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

Zehnaseeb

.SA. IF-Stunnerz
.SA.
.SA.

Joined: 14 January 2009
Posts: 39560

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 11:21pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Zehnaseeb

Originally posted by .SA.

no body deserves the verbal abuse & emotional torture that ishaani is being subjected to 24/7. DeadDead if she thinks its her mistake , she should just leave the house & repent with her dignity intact. taking this torture without a murmur is so pathetic.AngryAngry
exactlyDeadDead making a mistake doesnt mean you repent for it with your blood and tearsDeadDead she apologized and told him the truth too.. if he cant forgive or trust her thats his problem not hers.. its simply beyond me why its so hard for her to walk away..Geek being in love with someone doesnt mean you put up with all the bull they throw at youSleepySleepySleepy
yeah . normal arguements between spouses are OK. but there is nothing normal about her situation.  mutely suffering all this emotional torture is so old fashioned & pathetic. in old times ladies were dependent on their patis to look after them , they did not have  financial independence so had to suffer all this. Ishaani's condition is not like that ,so why stay to be demeaned this way??ConfusedConfused
maiyya needs to come out of her stone age thinking.SleepySleepy

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

Zehnaseeb

.SA. IF-Stunnerz
.SA.
.SA.

Joined: 14 January 2009
Posts: 39560

Posted: 15 January 2015 at 11:23pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Zehnaseeb

what beautiful lyrics and what an awful voiceDeadDeadDead i dont get why they give such nice songs to such bad singers, he just made me appreciate Arijit's voice which says somethingStern SmileLOL
arre Twinnie ,this is a cover version , not original .LOLLOL
someone sang it & uploaded it on YT.
this is not from the film.


Edited by .SA. - 16 January 2015 at 4:06am

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

Zehnaseeb

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
9-10ers zone 4: INVITE ONLY Jelus Ppl club DT NT Pg33/79

2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 148 149

Author: sonali.19281   Replies: 1189   Views: 101362

sonali.19281 1189 101362 16 December 2016 at 7:06am by MithiBani
Happy Birthday 113th Birthday !!!

2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 11 12

Author: carisma2   Replies: 92   Views: 10978

carisma2 92 10978 27 November 2013 at 1:31am by innocent.aman
Birthday CC: Happy Birthday Yasha!!

2 3 4

Author: -Niha-   Replies: 28   Views: 11961

-Niha- 28 11961 24 June 2012 at 9:56am by adventure_gurl
#Devil's Club#-Chat Club 10-By invite only

2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 148 149

Author: swan20   Replies: 1191   Views: 59639

swan20 1191 59639 13 April 2011 at 6:54pm by Arwen.
CRANKY 4's LOUNGE#17(Invites only) Happy happy day

2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 150 151

Author: -madhvi-   Replies: 1201   Views: 39276

-madhvi- 1201 39276 01 November 2009 at 9:32am by -madhvi-

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

Chat Clubs Topic Index

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index