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Posted: 07 January 2015 at 11:30pm | IP Logged
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yeah i saw that scene while surfing, he was saying aapko sharm nahi aati ,blah,blah,blah...SleepySleepySleepy
and today he was telling her a story about a happy family till evil step mum came into the pictureSleepySleepySleepy honestly, watching a 11 year old plot and plan is so sickDeadDeadDead
with mother like shagun ,hard to get a normal sweet kid.DeadDead
plus kekta maiyya show !!!LOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 07 January 2015 at 11:45pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Zehnaseeb

ROFLROFLROFL
 

Ekta Kapoor is undoubtedly the queen of television. Her soap operas have revolutionized the everyday Indian's TV experience. She shows families that are breaking apart, dis-cordial in-laws, greedy siblings, evil plotting relatives, death, devastation, vamps, some more death... Okay. I am beginning to see a pattern here.

1. Ekta has easily plotted more murders than anyone in the history of Indian television. She, however,  started her career off with 'Hum Paanch', which was a comedy revolving around a dead mother who talks from a photo frame and her step kids, who are in general, crazy. Sweet!



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2. Statistically, the more people she kills, the more successful her serials become. And she grows wealthier than ever. I'm not saying Satan is definitely rewarding her for the service, but one cannot deny the logic completely.

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3. Ekta brings back the dead almost as often as she kills them off. And the thus risen are notably stronger and evil-ler than ever before.

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4. Here are some of Ekta's movies, just for fun.


'Ek Thi Daayan' - Story of a chudail


'Krishna Cottage' - Story of a chudail in a cottage


'Ragini MMS' - Story of a chudail in a po*nstar's body

 

There are more, but you get the point.

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5. Satan worshippers are known to be total pervs.On a totally different subject, let's look at a visual from an Ekta Kapoor movie.

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6. Inflicting misery on the happiest of occasions is something Satan and George R.R. Martin love to do.
Ekta shows something horrific on every happy occasion.

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7. She does not believe in logic or Science or any of that bullshit. Also, incidentally, evil happens to win every time in her stories. If something good happens, rest assured, it's not over.

Typical, I say!

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8. She happens to be a compulsive liar. In none of her interviews will you find her accepting anything. 
Here, Ekta can be seen, not accepting an offering from her brother.

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9. She's the opposite of Simi Grewal in that, she is always wearing something black.

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10. Conjurers of the dark spirits are known for their evil looks. Here is a typical look of a devil worshiper.

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11. She has a special affection for the letter 'K'. Some say it's numerology. Others say it goes back to the ancient rune alphabet where 'k' was the most important. I am one of those other people.

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As you can see, there is clearly a K hidden in there.

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Legend has it, Ekta always pays her employees with cheques worth Rs. 666 each. It is probably just an urban legend, but you can never be too sure! Enjoy watching TV, you servants of the devil!

Just to be sure, all this has been written in jest. ;)


whoever wrote this is my kinda dude/gal ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 08 January 2015 at 4:00pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by .SA.

LOLLOL good one .
not only facemasks , that factory must be selling some device to match your voice to the person you are impersonating along with altering your height, weight etc,etc.SleepySleepy
*sighs* dont you just LOVE DS logicEmbarrassedROFLROFL

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Posted: 08 January 2015 at 4:02pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by .SA.

with mother like shagun ,hard to get a normal sweet kid.DeadDead
plus kekta maiyya show !!!LOLLOLLOL
more then the first line, its the 2nd thats the cause behind all thisLOLLOLLOL
its like mum and i were saying too kal, all her leads will stage a walk out of your sasuralathon in the upcoming episodes with Shobha leaving Samarth, Ishaani leaving Ranveer and Ishita leaving RamanLOLLOLLOL


Edited by Zehnaseeb - 08 January 2015 at 7:48pm

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Posted: 08 January 2015 at 4:03pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by .SA.

whoever wrote this is my kinda dude/gal ROFLROFLROFL
its a guyLOL poor thing was probably put through the torture by his mum and sisterROFLROFLROFL scarred childhoodROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 08 January 2015 at 4:05pm | IP Logged

found somewhere... ignoring all the others, Kumkum is therePartyPartyParty despite its atrocious time slot of 1 in the afternoon when no one watches TV, having one of the highest TRPs in the history of TV is definitely worth an applause..ClapClapClap

10 most successful Indian serials as per TRPs:

Indian Serials That Made History On Indian Television...

Note these serials has made a high record of TRPs. 

- Sapna Babul Ka... Bidaai.
- Kyounki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.
- Kasauti Zindagi Ke.
- Kahani Ghar Ghar ke.
- Kahiin Toh Hoga.
- Kumkum - Ek Pyara Sa Bandhan.
- Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai.
- Balika Vadhu.
- Jassi Jaise Koi Nahin.
- Kasam Se.



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Posted: 08 January 2015 at 9:56pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Zehnaseeb

Originally posted by .SA.

LOLLOL good one .
not only facemasks , that factory must be selling some device to match your voice to the person you are impersonating along with altering your height, weight etc,etc.SleepySleepy
*sighs* dont you just LOVE DS logicEmbarrassedROFLROFL
oh yeahhh !!!! *sighhh...* LOLLOL

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Posted: 08 January 2015 at 9:59pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Zehnaseeb

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with mother like shagun ,hard to get a normal sweet kid.DeadDead
plus kekta maiyya show !!!LOLLOLLOL
more then the first line, its the 2nd thats the cause behind all thisLOLLOLLOL
its like mum and i were saying too kal, all her leads will stage a walk out of your sasuralathon in the upcoming episodes with Shobha leaving Samarth, Ishaani leaving Ranveer and Ishita leaving RamanLOLLOLLOL
maiyya chooses angelic looking kids for her shows & makes them act as devils. ConfusedConfused
talk about scarred childhood.LOLLOL

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