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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

hahahha ROFL ROFL

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Sharm To Unhe Aati Hai,
Jo Sharm Se Sharmate Hai,
Hum To Besharm Hai, Kyu Ki...
Sharm Humse Sharmati Hai...

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Girl - Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho?
Boy - Batao?
Girl - Taki  Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare
Boy - Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain?
Girl - Its Natural!
Boy - Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake... :D

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1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.

2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.

1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?

2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,

"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".

Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!

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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with you?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

The story continues...

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

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