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Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

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Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

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wife comes home with a goat.
husband asked"is bhains ko ghar kyo layi ho?"
wife: " dikhta nahi bakri he!"
husband"bakri se hi puch raha hu"

OMGGG 😳 😲 😡. 🤣 .

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Before marriage:
Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu...

After Marriage:
Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..

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What's the difference between a knife and a Wife's argument?
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at least knife has a point.

huhh wat rubbish 🤣 women always has more than one point 😎 🤣 🤣

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Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
"Dairy Milk" Khaane ka

yesh yesh bilkull dil karta hai 😳 🤣

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funny shayri & jokes part 4 - Page 98

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, Sundar ho, Intelligent ho, Pati ko Samjhe, aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ???? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta, Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, Sundar ho, Intelligent ho, Pati ko Samjhe, aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ???? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta, Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Before marriage: Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu... After Marriage: Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Before marriage:
Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu...

After Marriage:
Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..