funny shayri & jokes part 4 - Page 85

To Love Someone Is NOTHING,
To Be Loved By Someone Is SOMETHING,
But To Be Loved By The One You Love Is EVERYTHING.

Ajib Si Kasish Hai Tum Mein,
Ki Hum Tumhare Khyalon Mein Khoye Rahte Hain,

Yeh Sochkar Ke Tum Khyalon Mein Aaoge,
Hum Din Raat Soye Rahte Hain...

Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
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Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram...

Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Deevane Ko,
Koi Pather Se Na Maare Mere Deevane Ko,
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Nuclear Power Ka Zamana Hai,
Bom Se Uda Do Saale Ko...

Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,

Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho...

Ice Cream :-
Ice Cream Tu Bahut Nirali,
Thandi Mithi Swad Mein Aali,
Dekh Tujhe Man Lalchata Hai,
Muh Mein Pani Aa Jata Hai,
Jeebh Turant Bahar Aa Jaaye,
Bin Khaye Fir Rah Na Paayein ,
Kon Charon Aur Ghumati,
Chaat Chaat Kar Khoob Ghumti,
Sapne Bhi Bas Tere Aayein,
Iitni Mere Dil Ko Bhaaye...

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men's world