funny shayri & jokes part 4 - Page 67

Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho... 

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Kya Mausam Aaya Hai,
Har Taraf Pani Hi Pani Laya Hai,
Ek Jadu Sa Chhaya Hai,
Tum Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklna,
Warna Log Kahenge Barsat Hui Nahi,
Aur Mendhak Nikal Aaya Hai... 

Pehle wo meri GF thi
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Mai bolta tha wo sunti thi
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phir wo meri mangetar bani,
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Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
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jab wo meri BIWI bani
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Hum dono bolte hai
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Mohalla sunta hai...

Husband(jalane k liye):" Kal mere khawab mein ek
ladki aai thi
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Wah kya ladki the
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Wife:" Akeli aayi hogi..??? .
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Hus:" Tum ko kaise pata ??
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Wife:" Uska husband mere khwab mein aaya tha.. :p :D

Biwi ek dum khush :D hoke :"Kya baat hai jee,aaj to meri photo pe photo kheenche ja rhe ho
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Husband bola :kuch nhi pagli,aaj mere sarr pe wild life photography ka bhoot sawar hai :p
;) 
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Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka
Password bhool jata tha..
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Usne socha mein facebook ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu.. :/ O.o
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Usne password rakha "INCORRECT"
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Ab jab bhi wo galat password
enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta
Ur password is
"Incorrect" :P :O :D ;)

Pappu Rocked,,
Facebook Shocked