funny shayri & jokes part 4 - Page 59

Height of Flirtism -

Girl calls a boy :
Girl: Hello baby
PRATHAM: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
PRATHAM: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho...??
PRATHAM: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!
PRATHAM: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
PRATHAM: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky...
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Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai main to nisha hun!!
PRATHAM: Tumse bat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum Ali ho na...??
PRATHAM: Gharwale to Vicky bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Tumhara Ye no 92300XXX hai na...??
PRATHAM: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai...=D =P :D =DD