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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 2:47am | IP Logged
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.'''

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Frustrated Guy : "I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?"    


          
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Frustrated Guy : "No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"              



3. When woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Frustrated Guy : "Na ! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?"        


    """"
4. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Frustrated Guy : "M in market with telephone around my neck !!"



5. When washing my car...
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Frustrated Guy : "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus."

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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 2:51am | IP Logged
Originally posted by nep3

Bill Gates has decided not to invest further in
India after receiving a letter" from Mr. Banta.
To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,
U.S.A.
From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2013
Subject: Problems with my new computer...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is
available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter.
3. There is 'Find' "button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to
trace the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to
learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one
icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So
when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT
HOME' since I use the PC at home.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide me "My upcoming places "
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but
you are selling WINDOWS ?"
Regards,
Banta .



OMG ROFL

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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 2:59am | IP Logged
When the Maharaja of Patiala (Bhupinder Singh) visited a Rolls-Royce showroom & inquired the price of a high end model, the salesman mocked at him and said he would not be able to afford it. The infuriated Maharaja bought all the cars from the showroom, cut open their roofs and began to use them as garbage trucks!!As soon as the the car company received news of their brand being humiliated this way, the salesman was sacked & the company apologized Singh, requesting him to return those garbage cars so that they could in turn gift him with much better & expensive cars at no extra cost.

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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 3:00am | IP Logged
Iran tried to get into the Guinness book of world records by making the worlds largest sandwich. But people started eating it before it could be officially measured so they failed.

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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 3:03am | IP Logged
at last LOL


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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 3:03am | IP Logged
5. When washing my car...
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Frustrated Guy : "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus."

this one was too good SG

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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 3:21am | IP Logged

something to cook now ..Wink

Khasta Sooji Kachori Recipe - Semolina Kachori

Ingredients for Suji Kachori Recipes

  • Semolina - 1 cup (180 grams)
  • Potato - 4 (300 grams) (boiled)
  • Oil - for frying kachoris and adding in semolina
  • Green coriander - 1-2 tbsp
  • Coriander powder - 1 tsp
  • Mango powder - 1/4 tsp
  • Red chilly powder - less than 1/4 
  • Carom seeds - 1/4 tsp
  • Garam masala - less than 1/4 tsp
  • Green chilly - 1 (finely chopped)
  • Ginger - 1 inch (finely chopped)
  • Salt - 1 tsp (as per taste)

How to Make Kachori from Rava

Take boiled potatoes in a bowl and mash them finely and add 1/2 tsp salt, ginger, coriander powder, mango powder, red chilly powder, green chilly, garam masala and green coriander. Mix all ingredients really well. Stuffing is ready. 

For kneading semolina, take 2 cup water in any vessel. Place it on flame. When water starts simmering add carom seeds, 1/2 tsp salt and 1 tbsp oil into it. Now add semolina into it and mix. 

Stir the semolina constantly and cook on low flame until it turns thick in consistency. When semolina gets thick in consistency turn off the flame and take it off flame. Keep stirring to cool the mixture. 

When semolina gets cool and can be touched with hands then grease your hands with some oil and knead it nicely. Dough is ready. Now take some dough equal to the size of small lemon and roll it giving it a round shape. 

Now flatten one dough ball with your hands, make a hole and fill it with 1-1.5 tsp stuffing. Seal the stuffing nicely. Now flatten this stuffed dough ball very gently with your hands giving it a shape of kachori. Likewise prepare all kachoris. 

Preheat oil in a wok. Make sure its medium hot. Place the kachoris in oil for frying. Place as many kachoris as possible at a time. Flip and fry the kachoris until they turn golden brown in color from both sides. Take out the fried kachoris in a plate with absorbent paper. Likewise fry all kachoris. 

Semolina kachori is now ready. Serve steaming hot kachoris with green coriander chutney or tomato sauce and relish eating. 

Suggestion:

  • Semolina should be slightly warm, make sure it doesn't turn too cool else dough will turn hard and it gets difficult in making kachoris. 
  • If dough turns cool with some or the other reason then add some lukewarm water and knead the dough again until smooth and make kachoris.




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Posted: 22 December 2014 at 3:24am | IP Logged
Santa lost his cheque booklet.

He decided to go to the bank after two days to report.

The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature."

Santa replied, "I am not a fool Sir, I have signed all the cheques already, so, they won't have space to forge my signature!"

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