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Edited by nep3 - 9 years ago

Happy Monday all ..
A great news,Ankur n chutki back in DABH 😛

thanks SG

Hii!
Have a great week ahead everyone!
Hope we get interesting epis!

hope you will take part in forum activities ay

Originally posted by: ranil.

Happy Monday all ..
A great news,Ankur n chutki back in DABH 😛

that's great news !!

yes akka, will try to come..

Bill Gates has decided not to invest further in
India after receiving a letter" from Mr. Banta.
To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,
U.S.A.
From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2013
Subject: Problems with my new computer...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is
available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter.
3. There is 'Find' "button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to
trace the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to
learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one
icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So
when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT
HOME' since I use the PC at home.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide me "My upcoming places "
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but
you are selling WINDOWS ?"
Regards,
Banta .

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.'''

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Frustrated Guy : "I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?"    


          
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Frustrated Guy : "No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"              



3. When woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Frustrated Guy : "Na ! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?"        


    """"
4. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Frustrated Guy : "M in market with telephone around my neck !!"



5. When washing my car...
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Frustrated Guy : "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus."

Originally posted by: nep3

Bill Gates has decided not to invest further in
India after receiving a letter" from Mr. Banta.
To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,
U.S.A.
From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2013
Subject: Problems with my new computer...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is
available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter.
3. There is 'Find' "button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to
trace the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to
learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one
icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So
when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT
HOME' since I use the PC at home.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide me "My upcoming places "
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but
you are selling WINDOWS ?"
Regards,
Banta .

OMG 🤣