here is a written update for you.
him: I forgive you
her: oh thank you .. I am most grateful * sarcastically*
him: aren't you listening? I forgive! I am willing to give you another shoot hot stuff ?
her: no
him: there is a question mark however it is not really a question
her: *cry cry cry cry cry *
me: OMGodfather can you please stop crying you look like her and its upsetting me
you: good.. never make me cry jerk
me: why did you do this to me ? why ? why? why?
her: * the ageing process didn't really sit well with him"
him: *she sooo hot stuff*
you: jerk can you talk to me while I fall asleep?
me: can't you try to stay awake and say goodnight?
you: there is a question mark however it is not really a question
me: but what about her?
her: I am therefore I exist
him: I love you, I can't help this.. I don't care if you did me wrong
her: zzz
him: *she sooo hot stuff*
me: you are sooo hot stuff
you: I know its freaky!
her: cry cry cry cry
me: don't do this to me again
him: don't do this to me again
her: please I have no more energy left, me against the world fighting fighting fighting
him: lets play in the rain
her: okay
me: lets play in the rain?
you: oh... umm... can I just watch?
me: it worked for him
you: I might look like her but I am not her
her: I think you are me
me: see even she thinks you are her
him: I have a test.. you cry and we judge
you: cry cry cry cry
him: its YOU
me: I love you and miss you terribly, this is torture. if u love me don't let me side track from anything other than you.
moral of the story: don't let her study for her masters