(Raman Ishita sitting in a cafe discussing their latest plan...)
Raman: Psst! Let's plan and plot to expose Parmeet..π‘
Ishita: haila! Expose him... Won't it be too embarrassing? π³
Raman: don't talk like this about your about to be Rakhi brother!π‘
Ishita: so what is the plan...? π€ͺ
Raman: First you send him SMS... If he does not show it to police to hold it against you then you take next step... Meet him in a cafe.. A crowded one... So that he does not do hanky panky with you...π
Ishita: hmm I am getting the plan...and do I say thank you to him... After all he is coming all the way from Khanna house? π³
Raman: Yes yes! thank him for coming! Thats most important.. You have to be most polite to your molester... π
(Suddenly waiter appears)
Waiter: sir... Parmesan...
Raman: MOOH TOD DOONGA TERA!!!!!!! π‘
Ishita: π
Waiter: Sir.. What the...I am just talking about cheese... π²
Raman: ohhh I am sorry I thought it was Simmi my sister talking about her husband Parmeet!βΊοΈ
Waiter: (Runs away!)
Ishita: Raman kuch bhi... πOk continue with the plan...
Raman: yes... Then you tell him to return to Bhalla house... Say sorry say anything but get him back...π€
Ishita: hmm Can I speak to him about the weather then he won't refuse to return...
Raman: yes yes talk about weather, traffic, latest movie... Then he will surely return to Bhalla house...π₯³
Ishita: hmm it's difficult but I will do it...π...Waiter!!! Get me one Paranormal...
Raman: TAANG TOD DOONGA TERI!!!!!π‘
Ishita: What the... I am just ordering Paranormal Activity cocktail...π
Raman: ohhh I thought... You know...π³
Ishita: kuch bhi!.. π³
Raman: accha... Then when he comes him I am sure he will tell you to tie him rakhi... π€
Ishita: hmmm... We will need a big rope to tie Parmeet and Rakhi Sawant together...π²
Raman: arre I am talking about Raksha Bandhan Rakhi!!! ππ²
Ishita: ohhh... βΊοΈ
Raman: you tie Rakhi and then later we will employ Romi to make MMS about Parmeet acting like a pervert with you... Or if Simmi catches him red handed acting smart with you then well and good.. Then I can make Romi work extra time in office...π
Ishita: yes yes this is really amazing plan to make Simmi realise... The we will get Simmi divorced and get her remarried in Tamil style... No Punjabi style... No... Tamil... Punjabi... Huh.. Hmm..π€ͺ
Raman: arre don't go in Sheikh Chilli mode.. First let the plan succeed...π
Ishita: oh yes.. Right...
(Suddenly there was a loud noise... An accident just happened outside the cafe! The waiter runs outside...)
Waiter: Arre someone call the Paramedics!!!! π²
Raman: HAATH TOD DOONGA TERA!!! π‘
Waiter, Ishita and the accident victim together: KUCH BHI!!! ππ€’
The End.
π Picture abhi baki hai.. Mere dosto!
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