Once upon a time, ver...
Are you going to tell me the Sundari and Shaitan's story again mom?
Nehi Aarav, this is a new story my friends told me a few days ago...
Dad... Mom is going to tell a new story... do you want to hear it too???
Sure... I am listening...
Dad... will you come and sit by me till mom finish this story...
Aarav, let papa work... this is not a story for bade people...
Well... your friends told you and you all are big... so why can't dad hear it too...
Impeccable logic Aarav... What say Khushi???
Arnavji please don't encourage him... as it is he is becoming a junior ASR already and the world is not ready for another you...
Mom... are you going to tell the story or not???
OK... OK... where did I stop???
You never started mom... we are stuck at once upon a time'...
Ha...ha... ha...
Arnavji chup... Once upon a time, very long ago in a magical land there lived two friends... one is a snail and another one is a tortoise...
What is this magical land called? Who is the king? Who is the queen?
Whoh... oh... slow down.. once question at a time... the magical land is called the Kingdom of Bees', the King is called Arnavji and I never got the name of the queen as the talk is always about the king???
Are the friends like me and NK uncle, mom???
Kind of...
Kind of mathlab???
See... you and NK uncle are both guys but this snail is a girl and the tortoise is a boy...
...like girl friend, boy friend mom?
Haww!
WHAT? Damn it Khushi... where did you hear this story???
Well... the be...
Aarav, do me a big favour???
Sure dad!
Please go to sleep right now and as a reward I will do something special tomorrow...
But the story is not yet finished...
I know... but I just remembered that I have to discuss an important work with your mom... so she will finish the story tomorrow... and also you are getting a reward tomorrow...
..but Arnavji did you not tell me to always finish what I started??? You are sometimes very confusing...
This is one time you are not finishing what you have started Khushi... Aarav go to sleep and you... you come with me right now...
Leave my hand Arnavji... where are you dragging me...
You will know in a moment...
Now what is the necessity to drag me to our room.. you could have waited till I finished the story...
Who told you this damn story Khushi???
Well it was Kurinji and Re Reji... they w...
Those damn bees again...
Arnavji they are my friends... and Maniji just told us the importance of friendship and how it is as important as a bra...
WHAT???
Please don't scream... are you planning on bringing everyone at home to our room...
Khushi you should know better than to tell these stories by your damn gutter friends to Aarav... He is a small kid...
It was really a fun story Arnavji...
Not in this lifetime Khushi... your friends' minds are at the bottom of the gutter... remember that fixation with the superman boxer and because of you I am unable to do anything about it...
But that is ONLY Ashaji... this is Kurinji and Re Reji...
They are all the same...
Yes we are... because we are likeminded people and a gust of wind or smell of food or even the mention of your name can bring all of us together faster than your fastest c...
My fastest???
I was going to say car Arnavji... you are as bad as Maniji... always interpreting what we say in a most inappropriate manner and then calling us gutter... Why can't you be more like Ruchiji???
What did Ruchi say???
She told us that she liked the story very much and for us to please continue... She was very encouraging and polite...
I bet she is...
And Cherryji...
She was involved in this too!!!
NO...No... her SS mind got into a tizzy but she was blushing though... that means she was thinking of something else... isn't she Arnavji??? just like you and Maniji...
She was not thinking of something else but we all were thinking of the same thing...
Really... you mean there is some hidden meaning???
Of course there is... you never tell these nonsense to Aarav you hear me...
Don't order me, Aranvji... You hear me???
Khushi this is fair warning... if you don't stop then I will be forced to take drastic measures...
Measure what?
Oh man... I give up...
You know what Arnavji??? I think you are blowing this out of proportion... my mind is in such confusion after I have a collision with you just like the Snail...
Collision???
Yes... the story say not to collide with the tortoise as it is not good for snail's health... she got all dizzy...
What the hell... What nonsense were you discussing in that damn forum...
Not nonsense but lot of sense... see snails are soft, delicate, tender and they cannot go around colliding with tortoise as they are hard... they will get a bump right???
WHAT???
Haan Arnavji... I thought that advice was very sound... so no collision and good for Aarav to know how bad collision is...
WHAT???
Yeah... all your hopes and ambitions are dashed due to collision...
WHAT???
Yeah... if you collide with the mighty one you are doomed...
WHAT???
Arnavji... stop repeating yourself... if you repeat, the bump will grow bigger and bigger...
WHAT??? What The hell??? Did you realize what your friends are talking about...
Yeah a story on how slow T 35 was moving...
No Khushi they are not... they are talking about s...
Shhh... you are going to say that 3 letter word right???
Right!!!
Hey Bhawaan... I get it now... OMG... Now what Rashmiji was trying to say make a whole lot of sense... She posted a picture of Di and I never got it...
What??? Di's picture too???
Yes. She was looking very pretty...
Hey Devi Maiya... this is Arnav Singh Raizada... I know I have ignored you all this time but please... raksha karna...
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