I am Sorry

I am sorry, I have never wanted to come across as one of those guys throwing around semi-naked girls ( apart from the occasional cheryl cole) pictures but I always tried my best to ensure they were of some kind of general standard. I wanted you ( girls) to think of me as a much deeper and thoughtful guy who respected you and your thoughts rather your body. I am not mainstream there is much more to me than what meets my eyes.. 

...while big boobs are attractive, you can be an a-cup but a triple B for brains and I will appreciate you and love it .. because its important for the world to have guys like me who swallow the pill/take the bullet to even out the kind of guys in this world...

but .. girls... I refuse to take this one for the team.. because I simply CAN NOT. 

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k[/YOUTUBE] 

Shakira.. grinding the wall and ...umm making love? to the bed sheet in that music video sure set my computer on fire as well. 

sorry... I went and had a look at her making love to the bedsheets to see if its true or not .. and it wasn't true but damn her hands were pretty low... and she dances like she has ants in her pants? and she is tryna exterminate them by wriggling them out... grinding them out my bad.. Id help..              *dreams*  or watch.. ...or watch the clip for the 30th time today...

I hope your net ... starts shaking as bad as Shakira does in that song. 

watch this!

No, why would I make fun of your net? It seems to be on my side here...since it doesn't let you overindulge. 😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wFwYBPvYu8[/YOUTUBE]

That was the best parody I've ever seen... thanks for making my night. It will definitely make me sleep better than you droooling buckets over the original video ever will.😆